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Andy Nicholson

@dotni.ch
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Software leader, #Jesus follower. Living in Dja Dja Wurrung Country, #Australia. 👨‍💻 Technology Lead at @prospero.health – views mine not theirs, obviously! ✝️ Jesus things at @jesusthings.dotni.ch تعلم للغة العربية

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Andy Nicholson @dotni.ch · 27/03/2025
Is @archive.org having a DOS attack? Have seen various outage pages throughout today…
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Andy Nicholson @dotni.ch · 23/03/2025
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Andy Nicholson @dotni.ch · 07/02/2025
These ones shot on #Rollei #Superpan 200 #filmphotography #filmisnotdead #animalphotograph #blackandwhite
Meerkat standing sentry in the sun.A giraffe engaged in a standoff with a bus full of tourists.Giraffes at feeding time at Monarto Safari Park. One in particular is staring down the barrel of the camera.Meerkat atop a mound. Not in sentry mode, just crouching.
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Andy Nicholson @dotni.ch · 07/02/2025
Some shots from #monarto Safari Park outside #Adelaide, Christmas 2024. These ones shot on Kodak 400 #filmisnotdead #filmphotography #animalphotography #lion #rhino
A couple rhinos moseying along with their backsides to the camera. in the backdround are some shady trees. The ground is dry and dusty.A wide landscape at Monarto Safari Park. The foreground is pretty barren, but there is a belt of green on the horizon. A bus path snakes its way into the distance.A lion cub is asleep in the shade.
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Andy Nicholson @dotni.ch · 25/01/2025
There were 8 of these wonderful cheeky birbs feasting on grapes outside our kitchen door this morning ❤️🌈🦜 #lorikeet #australianbirds
An upside-down rainbow lorikeet, hanging on to a grapevine as it reaches for small ripe grapes.
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Andy Nicholson @dotni.ch · 21/01/2025
This was an hour ago. It's up to 41.1 last I checked #summer in #australia
A photo of a home weather station console, showing the external temperature at 40.6 degrees C
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Andy Nicholson @dotni.ch · 14/01/2025
Sorry, had to #github #outage #xkcd (CC: xkcd.com/303/ )
With apologies to https://xkcd.com/303/

A variation on the "Compiling" meme from XKCD with "Compiling" replaced with "Github is down"
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Andy Nicholson @dotni.ch · 14/01/2025
#hugops to everyone working on the #github outage today! 🫂
A screenshot of a failed SSH authentication with github.comA screenshot from https://githubstatus.com mentioning an active incident with Git Operations :/
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Andy Nicholson @dotni.ch · 23/12/2024
Wind turbines westward to #Adelaide
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Andy Nicholson @dotni.ch · 18/12/2024
Where do I sign?! #illuminati
I received a wonderful email offering me the opportunity of a lifetime!

It says:

"Are you ready to elevate your life to unprecedented heights? Join the Illuminati Brotherhood today and gain access to incredible opportunities, wealth, and influence. As a member, you'll receive a generous financial reward, exclusive lifestyle benefits, and VIP privileges to enhance your personal and professional journey.

Exclusive Member Benefits:

    Instant $500,000 bonus upon joining
    Luxury vehicle valued at $300,000
    Your dream home in any location worldwide
    Fully-funded vacation to a destination of your choice
    VIP airport access and elite golf club membership
    $1,000,000 monthly earnings and much more

This is your moment to transform your future. If you're ready to take the next step, reply to this email for more details."

There's a big red box above it, but it has a thing in it that says "looks safe" so it's probably fine to reply to. Wish me luck!
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Andy Nicholson @dotni.ch · 03/12/2024
Well that's odd. *pushes block button*
A bluesky screenshot showing the account @robertfkennedyjrr.bsky.social follows me. I'm assuming it's a fake account, but it's weird it's even here tbh
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Andy Nicholson @dotni.ch · 03/12/2024
sunset over #djadjawurrung country 🌅 📷
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Andy Nicholson @dotni.ch · 01/12/2024
Where’s your creativity? 😛
This is a humorous screenshot of a conversation between a person and the social media account of the car company Toyota.

Person: Good night, Toyota
Toyota: Goodnight.
*next day*
Person: Good night, Toyota
Toyota: Goodnight.
*time passes*

Person: Start a new job tomorrow. Feeling pretty nervous.
Toyota: you’re going to be great. Just project confidence - stand up straight, make eye contact, and smile. Remember: you are hired for a reason. You got this ❤️

Person: Thanks, Toyota.
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Andy Nicholson @dotni.ch · 27/11/2024
Why not.
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Andy Nicholson @dotni.ch · 22/11/2024
It's a metaphor. But for what?
A screenshot of the "Activity Monitor" app for macOS, showing that a great deal of swap space is being used due to too much demand for RAM, leading to a drop in performance. Let the reader understand.
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Andy Nicholson @dotni.ch · 21/11/2024
Summer’s here for sure. And 36 outside my shed!
A screenshot of the weather for Strathfieldsaye. It reads 31.9 degrees.
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Andy Nicholson @dotni.ch · 18/11/2024
Seen on Reddit this morning
“We used to have village idiots. Now that you can find an online ‘community’ to support virtually any whacko idea imaginable, we have idiot villages.”

Reddit user “HangInThereChad”
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Andy Nicholson @dotni.ch · 16/11/2024
All gone 😞☕️
A double-walled glass coffee cup. It had espresso in it, but now it doesn’t 😞
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Andy Nicholson @dotni.ch · 05/11/2024
It’s been a while! Here’s a stumpy-tailed lizard 📷
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Andy Nicholson @dotni.ch · 07/08/2023
📷 Never get tired of central Victoria from a train at sunrise…
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Andy Nicholson @dotni.ch · 20/07/2023
Change. 📷: iPhone SE2
Black & White photo of a cloud front coming across from left to right. In the mid ground is a single tree.
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Andy Nicholson @dotni.ch · 20/07/2023
250 Days of لُغة عربي ! #duolingo
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Andy Nicholson @dotni.ch · 19/07/2023
Today: firewood
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Andy Nicholson @dotni.ch · 17/07/2023
🤨
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Andy Nicholson @dotni.ch · 13/07/2023
📷 Danny Boy’s Concrete Pipes
A B&W photo of concrete sewer pipes lined up next to each other, awaiting their destiny.
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Andy Nicholson @dotni.ch · 13/07/2023
The Manor House 📷 iPhone SE2
A B&W photo of an empty housing estate, with a single existing house lying in the middle of infrastructure for houses that are not built
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Andy Nicholson @dotni.ch · 12/07/2023
Reeds 📷: iPhone SE2
B&W photo of reeds near a creek bank. The background is very dark, enhancing the contrast with the fg reeds.The same photo but in colour and lighter. The reeds are a light tan colour
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Andy Nicholson @dotni.ch · 03/07/2023
📷 Fog over Dja Dja Wurrung country. Film: Kodak UltraMax 400 Camera: Canon EOS Rebel 2000
A foggy early morning. Eucalypt trees in the foreground are bathed in sunrise light, while their siblings in the background are shrouded in fog. Things look a bit sepia-toned, but the distinctive blue&oranges of sunrise are still present.
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Andy Nicholson @dotni.ch · 03/07/2023
"Sergei?" "Where are you, Sergei?" Film: Ilford 125 Camera: Canon EOS Rebel 2000 📷 Kyabram Fauna Park, April 2023
A black & white film photo of a meerkat standing guard. It's looking over its shoulder, its tail draped over the back of the rock it's on. Taken at Kyabram Fauna Park, Victoria, Australia in April 2023.
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Andy Nicholson @dotni.ch · 24/06/2023
Wrong answers only: what is this a sketch of?
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Andy Nicholson @dotni.ch · 22/06/2023
When she lost her most recent tooth, my 8yo daughter wrote to the Tooth Fairy asking what the teeth were needed for. Today, the Tooth Fairy wrote back.
In a “fancy script” is written:

Dear Isla,

Thank you for your letter, & for selling us your teeth. We use the shiny ones for tiles, and the not shiny ones for bricks. Your ones are always shiny, so we made them into a swimming pool. Splash!

Keep brushing!

The Tooth Fairy
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Andy Nicholson @dotni.ch · 19/06/2023
I hate computering sometimes 🙃
A quiz has the question “what is the correct way to check if a variable x is equal to 5 in Javascript?”

The options are:

A) x == 5
B) x = 5
C) x === 5
D) x != 5

A & C have 47% of the votes each – the fact that neither answer is unequivocally wrong or right says a lot about why TypeScript etc arose in the first place.
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