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Jake Hildreth

@dotdot.horse
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- [REDACTED]’s husband - Bear's dad - Recovering sysadmin - Microsoft MVP (PowerShell/Identity) - Forever student - Open-Source Toolmaker - Whisk(e)y fan - College football fan (Go Blue!) - Stuff: dotdot.horse

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Jake Hildreth @dotdot.horse · 30/12/2025
Introducing: Stepper. Stepper is a lightweight PowerShell utility module for easily creating resumable scripts. If you ever have long running, multi-step PoSh scripts that need too much care and feeding to complete successfully, this module is for you. jakehildreth.github.io/blog/2025/12...
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Jake Hildreth @dotdot.horse · 09/07/2025
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Jake Hildreth @dotdot.horse · 28/03/2025
@jimsycurity.adminsdholder.com and I both get confused by @fabian.bader.cloud photos
Jim Sykora: Sometimes when I'm scrolling LinkedIn and I scroll past a photo of Fabian Bader and I have to scroll back to realize it wasn't you.

Me: Me too.
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Jake Hildreth @dotdot.horse · 02/03/2025
Yesterday morning, I woke up to an email from Microsoft with the subject "Congratulations on your Microsoft MVP award". I immediately thought it was a phish, but I dug a bit further. It's real! 🤯 I was selected as an MVP in "PowerShell" and "Identity & Access"!
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Jake Hildreth @dotdot.horse · 08/02/2025
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Jake Hildreth @dotdot.horse · 17/12/2024
Me this morning
A Distracted Boyfriend meme. The boyfriend (labeled 'horse') is holding hands with the lady labeled 'AD CS' and distracted by the lady labeled 'NTLM Relay'.
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Jake Hildreth @dotdot.horse · 07/12/2024
So close, Canva.
Searching Canva for clip art using the term "pixel goomba".
The top result is an icon of a mortar board with the letters "MBA" below it.
The second result is cartoonish goo. 
The author of this text is shaking his head at the robots.
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Jake Hildreth @dotdot.horse · 07/12/2024
@dotdot.horse’s Spotify Wrapped. Top Artists are Flying Lotus, Russian Circles, Humanity’s Last Breath, and Max Richter.
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Jake Hildreth @dotdot.horse · 02/12/2023
I learned today that War Pigs can be sung to the tune of Deck The Halls.
A tweet from @maxgladstone that reads:

"This is your annual reminder that you can sing Black Sabbath's "War Pigs" to the tune of "Deck the Halls" and vice versa."

There is a follow-up tweet also:
"For clarity:
'Gen'rals gathered in their masses
fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-laaaa
Just like witches at black masses
fa-la-la-la-laaaa'"
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Jake Hildreth @dotdot.horse · 27/11/2023
Media?
2 “Battle of I-75” IPAs from Juniper Brewing
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Jake Hildreth @dotdot.horse · 02/08/2023
Multiple choice list with "ALL THE ABOVE" selected and underlined.
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Jake Hildreth @dotdot.horse · 09/07/2023
A fifth of Wild Turkey 101 and a rocks glass containing at generous shot of Wild Turkey 101.
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Jake Hildreth @dotdot.horse · 13/06/2023
Me and [REDACTED] being our best selves.
A goofy man in a wide brimmed blue hate and glasses making a goofy grin besides a cute blonde lady wearing two braids and sunglasses. She is sticking her tongue out. They are very much in love.
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Jake Hildreth @dotdot.horse · 25/05/2023
It was a 2002, but yeah
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Jake Hildreth @dotdot.horse · 19/05/2023
Yes today, Satan! @thedevil.bsky.social
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Jake Hildreth @dotdot.horse · 01/05/2023
Pretty Bluesky
A blue sky above rolling clouds as seen from an airplane window
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