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Derek Otto

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Derek Otto @dot0.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Image of Fozzie Bear with a speech bubble projecting to the bottom of the picture.
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Derek Otto @dot0.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The hell?
Crop of the Ken Paxton campaign photo showing the back of his head completely disappearing into the collar of his suit in a very unnatural way.
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Derek Otto @dot0.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Reminiscent of Magritte
Magritte's The Banquet, which features a red circle similar the the color of the sun in the OP
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Derek Otto @dot0.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Needs more red string. #Frightclub
Woman seated, back facing the camera. She is louv at a collection of maps and pictures taped to a window.
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Derek Otto @dot0.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
He is risen!
Image of freshly risen but not fully formed Imhotep from the film 'The Mummy'
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Derek Otto @dot0.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
That's shady as hell
Screenshot showing Dylan Taylor's gitlab activity bring basically nothing since 2020 right up until this flurry of birthdate compliance nonsense in March
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Derek Otto @dot0.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
And yet it could get even worse.
Brad Pitt in Snatch
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Derek Otto @dot0.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Results may vary
Man with ears all over his body from David Cronenberg's Crimes of the Future.
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Derek Otto @dot0.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
"We're getting the band back together for one last job."
Photo of the sign for the infamous Lincoln Towing service in Chicago
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Derek Otto @dot0.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Screamin' Jay Hawkins in Perdita Durango and it isn't even close
Screamin' Jay Hawkins wielding a shotgun in front of a Mexican hideout
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Derek Otto @dot0.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
If you see this, post a bad woman you love
Tura Satana putting a man in an arm lock in Faster Pussycat, Kill! Kill!
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Derek Otto @dot0.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
*taps the sign*
Bluesky post from November 8, 2025, saying:
So do people really think he's going to serve out his full presidential term? I'll honestly be surprised if he makes it past midterms.
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Derek Otto @dot0.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Werner Herzog speech bubble
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Derek Otto @dot0.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Tom Robbins in a human skin suit on "I Think You Should Leave"
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Derek Otto @dot0.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
That wasn't her butthole, Dude. #fthismoviefest
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Derek Otto @dot0.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
Oaxacan cheese?
Photo of a ball of Oaxaca cheese
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Derek Otto @dot0.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
So there's a show that's buried on HBO Max (fuck Zaslav, that's what I'm calling it) titled Fired on Mars, that's basically this, and it's also Office Space on Mars, which is also what this is. It's really funny, and also strangely serendipitous that I just binged it. People should check it out.
And lest you think a trip to Mars is too pricey for most people, Musk has said he intend fit there to be "loans available due those who don't have money," and jobs on the Red Planet for colonists to pay off their debts. Some critics say Musk's plans resemble an interplanetary form of indentured servitude.
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Derek Otto @dot0.bsky.social · 16/10/2024
C'mooon, Universe. I need this!
Google maps result for a McDonald Lawn & Landscaping in Pennsylvania.
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Derek Otto @dot0.bsky.social · 13/10/2024
Obligatory
Cover of Aphex Twin's Richard D James  album, featuring a picture of Richard James with a sinister grin
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Derek Otto @dot0.bsky.social · 04/10/2024
He was also the sexiest of the existentialist (sexistentialist?)
Photo of Albert Camus smoldering like the half-burned cigarette in his mouth.
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Derek Otto @dot0.bsky.social · 11/09/2024
*Someone* is certainly paying a price in the marketplace for last night
Screenshot of Trump Media & Technology Group tanking following Trump's debate loss
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Derek Otto @dot0.bsky.social · 13/08/2024
Just putting this here today for no reason
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Derek Otto @dot0.bsky.social · 06/06/2024
If you see this post a wolf
Maury Chaykin as Nero Wolf
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Derek Otto @dot0.bsky.social · 29/05/2024
Wait, what?
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Derek Otto @dot0.bsky.social · 03/05/2024
I keep trying to make "The Ides of Marjoe" a thing in my circle of friends, but noooooooo
Marjoe Gorner posing with something resembling, but not actually called, a lightsaber in Starcrash
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Derek Otto @dot0.bsky.social · 14/12/2023
CosMc's Dispensary was right there, and they already have a kickass mascot in their back pocket!
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