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Your mother and I found your stash.

@dosomedrugsaboutit.bsky.social
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We’re not mad, we’re just disappointed. I do solemnly swear to only use this app while I am high.

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Your mother and I found your stash. @dosomedrugsaboutit.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
A Holocaust survivor dies and makes it to heaven. God points to the numbered tattoo on his wrist and says, “What is that mark on your skin?” The man laughs and says, “Worst summer camp ever.” The unmoved God says, “I don’t get it.” The man shrugs says, “Huh, I guess you really had to be there.”
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Your mother and I found your stash. @dosomedrugsaboutit.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Everything this administration does is so racist, they might as well change Martin Luther King day to 3/5ths, I mean…March 5th.
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Your mother and I found your stash. @dosomedrugsaboutit.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
While I respect you and your pronouns, just know that I will exclusively refer to you as “that motherfucker” when you are out of earshot. Those synapses are irrevocably fused.
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Your mother and I found your stash. @dosomedrugsaboutit.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
I think if life were a meritocracy, a lot less third world children would know how to assemble Kim Kardashian merchandise.
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Your mother and I found your stash. @dosomedrugsaboutit.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Me, waiting for more people to find me funny so they can follow me and expose my genius to more followers and chase the dragon of this century: Dopamine.
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Your mother and I found your stash. @dosomedrugsaboutit.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
My wife got to dispose of a crack pipe tonight, so proud of her. As a pharmacist, this has to be like watching the manager having to clean the toilet.
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Your mother and I found your stash. @dosomedrugsaboutit.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
#KFC #graffiti #eattherich
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Vintage book cover for a western novel featuring a man riding a horse who has lost total control and is sliding down the edge of a cliff accompanied by a few cows. Title and copy read:

Bad at Cowboy 
By Wrayne Clitmin

Fuckin’ shit ‘n fuckin’ piss I paralyzed more cows and horses
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Your mother and I found your stash. @dosomedrugsaboutit.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
My heart goes out to all of the people that are enjoying Thanksgiving a little less this year because all the best cooks in your family are either passed on or racist.
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Your mother and I found your stash. @dosomedrugsaboutit.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
It’s 3am in the Palin-dome in LA. Never forget NASCAR. #dimension20 #nsbu #dropout.tv #neverstopblowingup
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Your mother and I found your stash. @dosomedrugsaboutit.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
verfassungsblog.de/the-authorit... Also for those of your friends not blessed with the complexion for protection.
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Your mother and I found your stash. @dosomedrugsaboutit.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Kristen can out-goblin Riz. #dimension20 #dropout.tv #FHJY
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Your mother and I found your stash. @dosomedrugsaboutit.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Friends: “What’s #NSBU about?” Me: “Well…” #dimension20 #dropout.tv
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Your mother and I found your stash. @dosomedrugsaboutit.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Some of your great grandmothers didn’t teach you how to correctly make a Molotov cocktail in case “the English get uppity again” and it shows.
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