Your mother and I found your stash. @dosomedrugsaboutit.bsky.social · 08/02/2025A Holocaust survivor dies and makes it to heaven. God points to the numbered tattoo on his wrist and says, “What is that mark on your skin?” The man laughs and says, “Worst summer camp ever.” The unmoved God says, “I don’t get it.” The man shrugs says, “Huh, I guess you really had to be there.” 000
Your mother and I found your stash. @dosomedrugsaboutit.bsky.social · 20/01/2025Everything this administration does is so racist, they might as well change Martin Luther King day to 3/5ths, I mean…March 5th. 000
Your mother and I found your stash. @dosomedrugsaboutit.bsky.social · 20/01/2025While I respect you and your pronouns, just know that I will exclusively refer to you as “that motherfucker” when you are out of earshot. Those synapses are irrevocably fused. 000
Your mother and I found your stash. @dosomedrugsaboutit.bsky.social · 20/01/2025I think if life were a meritocracy, a lot less third world children would know how to assemble Kim Kardashian merchandise. 000
Your mother and I found your stash. @dosomedrugsaboutit.bsky.social · 10/12/2024Me, waiting for more people to find me funny so they can follow me and expose my genius to more followers and chase the dragon of this century: Dopamine. 010
Your mother and I found your stash. @dosomedrugsaboutit.bsky.social · 10/12/2024My wife got to dispose of a crack pipe tonight, so proud of her. As a pharmacist, this has to be like watching the manager having to clean the toilet. 000
Your mother and I found your stash. @dosomedrugsaboutit.bsky.social · 07/12/2024#KFC #graffiti #eattherich 020
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Your mother and I found your stash. @dosomedrugsaboutit.bsky.social · 28/11/2024My heart goes out to all of the people that are enjoying Thanksgiving a little less this year because all the best cooks in your family are either passed on or racist. 010
Your mother and I found your stash. @dosomedrugsaboutit.bsky.social · 24/11/2024It’s 3am in the Palin-dome in LA. Never forget NASCAR. #dimension20 #nsbu #dropout.tv #neverstopblowingup 110
Your mother and I found your stash. @dosomedrugsaboutit.bsky.social · 24/11/2024verfassungsblog.de/the-authorit... Also for those of your friends not blessed with the complexion for protection. 010
Your mother and I found your stash. @dosomedrugsaboutit.bsky.social · 23/11/2024Kristen can out-goblin Riz. #dimension20 #dropout.tv #FHJY 081
Your mother and I found your stash. @dosomedrugsaboutit.bsky.social · 23/11/2024Friends: “What’s #NSBU about?” Me: “Well…” #dimension20 #dropout.tv 161
Your mother and I found your stash. @dosomedrugsaboutit.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Some of your great grandmothers didn’t teach you how to correctly make a Molotov cocktail in case “the English get uppity again” and it shows. 020