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Dorothy Snarker

@dorothysnarker.bsky.social
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Misanthropic, but in a nice way. Bylines Autostraddle, The Hollywood Reporter, old (not current) AfterEllen. Words daily at Dorothy Surrenders. She/Her/Snarker.

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Dorothy Snarker @dorothysnarker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hot damn, sporty sapphics. That Valkykries/Wings game was 🔥 Also 🔥? Gabby Williams. This was from Pride Night, not the playoffs, but still. Be jealous.
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Dorothy Snarker @dorothysnarker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
As I experience the estrogen treatment shortage in real-time as a perimenopausal women, is now a good time to remind everyone that clinical trials didn't even require any female patients to be included until 1993? Anyway, Day 5 without HRT is going great and I am in no way FILLED WITH RAGE.
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Dorothy Snarker @dorothysnarker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My weird point of pride today is I've never knowingly heard "Choosin’ Texas."
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Dorothy Snarker @dorothysnarker.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Gloria Steinem. Tim Curry. Dolly Parton. What the fuck? I swear it’s like is the Grim Reaper is MAGA or something.
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Mo Ryan @moryan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
every billionaire & tech mogul, they all want to be adored & celebrated without doing the things Dolly did with a fraction of the power & money. What she had, she gave away. I'm sure she was comfortable (& that's good!). But she just relentlessly helped. It's not that difficult. Love. Care. Help. 💚🌸
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Dorothy Snarker @dorothysnarker.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I will always love her, and the world was a better place for her loving us. RIP, to our Dolly always.
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Dorothy Snarker @dorothysnarker.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
So is the antidote to MAGA just the one-by-one detainment of every last Trump supporting man’s immigrant female companion? Leopard eating face party doing great, why do you ask?
Headline “years of Trump support came undone in 15 minutes at an airport” with a photo of a MAGA man and his immigrant wife. Headline “lifelong Republican says ICE is destroying families after fiancée was taken at airport” with photo of a MAGA man.
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Dorothy Snarker @dorothysnarker.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
What could go wrong, asked someone who has never once in their life watched a sci-fi movie of any sort. www.nytimes.com/2026/08/06/s...
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This A.I. Just Created Viruses Not Found in Nature
Scientists trained artificial intelligence on libraries of DNA and then asked the model to create recipes for viral genomes. Sixteen of them were viable, yielding new viruses.
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Dorothy Snarker @dorothysnarker.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I hate our litigious culture, but for real HE SHOULD SUE THEM. SUE THE PANTS OFF THEM.
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Dorothy Snarker @dorothysnarker.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
As with EVERYTHING about this Orange Stain, you absolutely CAN and SHOULD fight it. Never bend the knee. Also, the rapey language is so on brand it’s almost parody at this point.
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Dorothy Snarker @dorothysnarker.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
The one positive thing to come out of the Summer of Diarrhea Lettuce is now I know, forever, how to correctly spell "diarrhea" without having to consult spellcheck.
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Dorothy Snarker @dorothysnarker.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Wait, I haven’t been watching much of the Men’s World Cup, but you’re telling me that commentator ISN’T Mary Carillo? #WorldCupFinals
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Dorothy Snarker @dorothysnarker.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Nothing says we’re doing great as a country more than searches for “explosive diarrhea” being featured as “popular now.” Shithole country, indeed.
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Dorothy Snarker @dorothysnarker.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Truly every headline about this wretched administration reads like: "Trump makes it legal to kill puppies for fun and profit!"
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Dorothy Snarker @dorothysnarker.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Good riddance to the Nazi Tattoo Guy. Like are we that desperate as progressives we overlook walking red flags because they’re “tough” and “manly.” Has John “But He Wears a Hoodie!” Fetterman taught us nothing? (Yes, I know, his fall is from literal brain damage, but still.)
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Dorothy Snarker @dorothysnarker.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
The current court would not have granted the same decision. Elections matter. Never let Republicans win another one.
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Dorothy Snarker @dorothysnarker.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
The current court would not have granted the same decision. Elections matter. Never let Republicans win another one.
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Dorothy Snarker @dorothysnarker.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
The one consolation I have during this, the darkest timeline, is that this orange mfer has gotten EVERYTHING he has ever wanted yet is still deeply, endlessly MISERABLE. Hate truly rots from within.
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Dorothy Snarker @dorothysnarker.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
The Supreme Court out here harshing the vibe during Pride Month is among other things deeply, deeply homophobic.
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Dorothy Snarker @dorothysnarker.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Totally normal Friday night watching CSPAN live waiting for Donald Trump to face a single consequence of all his unlawful actions, as one does.
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Dorothy Snarker @dorothysnarker.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
This week has been a lot. Please enjoy the soothing ASMR of the live feed of Trumps' name being removed from the Kennedy Center. Happy Friday! www.youtube.com/live/aAhm880...
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LIVE: See Donald Trump’s name come off the Kennedy Center as it happens
YouTube video by MS NOW
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Dorothy Snarker @dorothysnarker.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Thrilled we rewarded the world’s richest man by making him even richer the same week he incited a racist pogrom in Belfast! A trillionaire Nazi! I love it here!
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Dorothy Snarker @dorothysnarker.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Currently watching the men's basketball game JUST so I can hear the boos. Don't let me down, New York. #NBAFinals
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Dorothy Snarker @dorothysnarker.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Yes, of course he was Giles. But he was also Rach's wonderfully sweet dad in Imagine Me & You. Definitely not a wanker, No. 9 or otherwise. RIP, kind sir. ‪
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Dorothy Snarker @dorothysnarker.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
The arch of moral history is long, and it keeps getting fucking longer because of Democrats who vote with Republicans against fundamental human rights to appear more “centrist.” Anyway. Fuck them and, as always, FDT.
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Dorothy Snarker @dorothysnarker.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Never have I been happier to have renewed my passport already (good until 2034, by which time we can only hope the Orange Scourge will be over 🤞).
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Dorothy Snarker @dorothysnarker.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
*SOBS IN LESBIAN*
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Dorothy Snarker @dorothysnarker.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Wait, you’re telling me these are not just pre-spray tan and post-spray tan photos of the same woman?
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Dorothy Snarker @dorothysnarker.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Humans can still do great things. We just need better leaders who will do great things with us. Thank you, Artemis II. Thank you, science.
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Dorothy Snarker @dorothysnarker.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
No I will not be watching, sharing, or caring about that reboot of that horrid wizard lady's books. And neither should you, because - again - she is HORRID. #TransRights #FuckOffJK
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Dorothy Snarker @dorothysnarker.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Once again, I’m glad Maya Rudolph had a good night. #Oscars
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Dorothy Snarker @dorothysnarker.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
YESSSS! Holy shit, that’s so great. And Lil Timmy has to watch. My god I hated that ping pong movie. #Oscars
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Dorothy Snarker @dorothysnarker.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
I am happy for Maya Rudolph. I am happy for Maya Rudolph…. #Oscars
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Dorothy Snarker @dorothysnarker.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
“Golden” always slaps. And can we talk about how objectively hilarious it is to see Leo and Gwyneth and Emma wave around giant glow sticks at the Oscars? Well done, KPop Demon Hunters crew. #Oscars
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Dorothy Snarker @dorothysnarker.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
I truly gay gasped when Barbra came out. #Oscars
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Dorothy Snarker @dorothysnarker.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
I guess I’m just gonna have to be happy for Maya Rudolph with all these One Battle After Another Wins, aren’t I? #Oscars
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Dorothy Snarker @dorothysnarker.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
So far the host, the best song nominee and one of the best short film winners have all bagged on little Timothée for his ballet/opera disses and honestly MORE. #Oscars
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Dorothy Snarker @dorothysnarker.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Jane Lynch appearance at the Oscars doubled my expected lesbian performances at this year’s ceremony. #Oscars
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Dorothy Snarker @dorothysnarker.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
OMG. Seeing Zoe Saldana again reminded me that last year a movie musical following the journey of a trans Mexican drug cartel leader was not only a real thing but a top Oscar contender. #Oscars
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Dorothy Snarker @dorothysnarker.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Finally, a dystopian fascist tech oligarchy hellscape headline I don’t actually mind as much.
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Dorothy Snarker @dorothysnarker.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Anyway.
New York Times “Donald the Dove, Hillary the Hawk” headline from a 2016 Maureen Down columnWashington Post headline from today saying “In his second term, Trump has already ordered strikes on seven countries”
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Dorothy Snarker @dorothysnarker.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Hey, remember when Sam Altman was abruptly fired from OpenAI back in 2023 - but only briefly? No reason, no reason. Hey, what was the plot of Terminator again?
Breaking news alert from The New York Times: OpenAI said it would provide the Pentagon with A.I. tools hours after technology by Anthropocene, its competitor, was banned by that Orange Turd (President Trump).
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Dorothy Snarker @dorothysnarker.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
What could go wrong with one MAGA-loving family running Paramount, CBS, CNN, HBO, DC, Warner Bros, et al? Seems fine. I can't wait to see Kid Rock in the new season of White Lotus and Sylvester Stallone to take over as lead of The Last of Us. And you know what CNN has always needed? More Mel Gibson!
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Dorothy Snarker @dorothysnarker.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Invalidating trans people's driver's licenses in Kansas while also requiring ID to vote & not be deported is the point. After they're done erasing trans folks who do you think they'll blame next for everything? Fuck this fascist bullshit, protect trans lives. www.kansascity.com/news/politic...
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Kansas informs trans residents their driver’s licenses become invalid on Thursday
Some transgender Kansans said they had received the letters from the Department of Revenue. Others hadn’t by Wednesday evening.
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Dorothy Snarker @dorothysnarker.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Dear sweet merciful Zeus, do yourself a favor and watch the Olympics Figure Skating Gala in FULL. Pandas, ninjas, silliness, grace, beauty, JOY. Should I be crying at this? I’m crying at this.
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Dorothy Snarker @dorothysnarker.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
This is why I’ll never accept AI art. A whole industry just to recreate & reorder reality. Yet the beauty of human emotions don’t need enhancement. We’re doing it every day. Look at Alysa Liu's face. The JOY. Fuck off, AI. Credit to human photographers: Matthew Stockman/Getty & Christophe Ena/AP
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Dorothy Snarker @dorothysnarker.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
I finally figured out MrBeast. He's Gen Z Evel Knievel. Everything makes so much more sense now.
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Dorothy Snarker @dorothysnarker.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
FUCK YEAH, FIGURE SKATING! ⛸️🥇
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Dorothy Snarker @dorothysnarker.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
The British freaking monarchy facing more accountability on Epstein than our total immunity for everything President. Cool. Thanks, SCOTUS. I love it here.
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Dorothy Snarker @dorothysnarker.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
This is why the only, repeat, THE ONLY response to Trump Administration demands should be, “Fuck you, make me!”
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