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DorkyCuttlefish (they/them) 🔞

@dorkycuttlefish.bsky.social
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30s queer, hypnokinky, and probably not posting here terribly often 18+ NSFW account, minors DNI 🔞

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DorkyCuttlefish (they/them) 🔞 @dorkycuttlefish.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
“Fix your hearts or die” done in the style of the Metroid Ravenous logo
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DorkyCuttlefish (they/them) 🔞 @dorkycuttlefish.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Found myself with a perseverin heart o justice, I reckon
JUSTICE - YELLOW SOUL - Despite the cruelty I endured, I never let myself be corrupted. Justice: 72%. Perseverance: 72%. Bravery: 44%. Kindness: 44%. Integrity: 41%. Determination: 34%. Patience: 30%.
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DorkyCuttlefish (they/them) 🔞 @dorkycuttlefish.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I have scarcely gone from “oh hell yeah” to “oh hell no” so quickly
Game changer, gender confirmation surgery, gender-fluid, Generation Z, generative AI, hailer, jukebox musical
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DorkyCuttlefish (they/them) 🔞 @dorkycuttlefish.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
🫡
dril tweet from June 16, 2012: “This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender,” I holler as I overturn my uncle’s barbeque grill and turn the 4th of July into the 4th of Shit
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DorkyCuttlefish (they/them) 🔞 @dorkycuttlefish.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Homer Simpson saying “But that’s America’s wang!”
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DorkyCuttlefish (they/them) 🔞 @dorkycuttlefish.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance
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DorkyCuttlefish (they/them) 🔞 @dorkycuttlefish.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
But also I was super stoned and watching old Looney Tunes cartoons not too long ago and at one point Wile E Coyote accidentally hypnotized himself off a cliff. Not sexy per se but I did laugh very hard at it
Wile E Coyote puts his newfound hypnotism skills to the test against the Roadrunner, who has a mirror. It doesn’t go well for the super genius.
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DorkyCuttlefish (they/them) 🔞 @dorkycuttlefish.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I mean, my fetish awakening as a kid was Ash Ketchum getting hypnotized by a gaggle of eggs, so
Exeggcute using Hypnosis! It’s super effective!
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DorkyCuttlefish (they/them) 🔞 @dorkycuttlefish.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Yeah sure!
Citizen Sleeper 2, Khimera: Puzzle Island, Drainus, In Stars and Time, Turbo Overkill, Motorslice, Unsighted, Llamasoft: The Jeff Minter Story, Project Silverfish
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DorkyCuttlefish (they/them) 🔞 @dorkycuttlefish.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I spent so long on this good lord but here's my update
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DorkyCuttlefish (they/them) 🔞 @dorkycuttlefish.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Screencap from the Simpsons episode "Homer's Phobia" with the made-up caption "Dorky is a hyp... no... sexual!"
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DorkyCuttlefish (they/them) 🔞 @dorkycuttlefish.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Well if you’re gonna ask so nicely…
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DorkyCuttlefish (they/them) 🔞 @dorkycuttlefish.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I wanna top this punchable dork so bad
A character from the recent teaser trailer of Kingdom Hearts 4. He's wearing a slick suit and a Timothy Chalamet haircut. His expression is one of profound smugness.
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DorkyCuttlefish (they/them) 🔞 @dorkycuttlefish.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
In response to Marge claiming that Homer Simpson liked Roshomon, Homer counters, “That’s not how I remember it.”
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DorkyCuttlefish (they/them) 🔞 @dorkycuttlefish.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I know you didn’t want to write this to moralize, and I don’t point this out to judge you or anyone (I applaud you for recognizing it) but this really is one of the things that scares me most about genAI. I don’t want to use or especially rely on something that will impact my cognition like this
From Calia’s article: “The reality is that the longer you use AI, the harder it becomes to extricate yourself from it. The more it bleeds into your content. The more it becomes a crutch to lean on, not a tool to help you. I used it for images, but it’s available to do scripting, ideation, everything that a creative mind should be handling. What are we doing, as creators, if we don’t create? What are we doing as hypnotists if we let a computer choose our words, or speak in low, hushed tones to lull someone into trance? Why are we here, if we’re not pursuing something valuable, human, and real? If art is the mirror we hold up to ourselves, why on Earth was I stupid enough to outsource that?
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DorkyCuttlefish (they/them) 🔞 @dorkycuttlefish.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Same energy somehow
Lisa Simpson standing next to Bart in Grandpa’s room, asking him, “Grandpa, how did you take off your underwear without taking off your pants?”Grandpa Simpson holding his freshly-removed underwear, awkwardly responding, “I don’t know!”
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DorkyCuttlefish (they/them) 🔞 @dorkycuttlefish.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
No Mega Malamar in Pokémon Champions
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DorkyCuttlefish (they/them) 🔞 @dorkycuttlefish.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Hypnosis, dollification, bondage. That’s honestly just the tip (pun not intended) of the iceberg tho
My top 3 kinks are posted above. Make me blush.
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DorkyCuttlefish (they/them) 🔞 @dorkycuttlefish.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
For the last time, if you want funny British fantasy with biting political commentary, DISCWORLD IS RIGHT THERE. YOU DO NOT NEED THE TERF’S BOOKS OR SHOWS. YOUR LIBRARY PROBABLY HAS DISCWORLD ALL READY FOR YOU. This deadass happens in one of the books and it’s GLORIOUS. The TERF author could never.
Godzilla flying through the air, propelled by his own breath
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DorkyCuttlefish (they/them) 🔞 @dorkycuttlefish.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
At some point for the sake of my mental health I really ought to just play Thank Goodness You’re Here already. British whimsy won’t fix me but it’ll probably do me good regardless
Screenshot from Thank Goodness You’re Here!
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DorkyCuttlefish (they/them) 🔞 @dorkycuttlefish.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I played the demo for Cabernet many Next Fests ago and the premise showed a lot of promise, but it was juuuuuuust a little too janky. Now that it’s out and garnered a lot of praise, I wanna give it another shot. (cw screenshot contains blood)
Screenshot from Cabernet
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DorkyCuttlefish (they/them) 🔞 @dorkycuttlefish.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
YEAH. WHEN IS NASTASIA DAY. WHEN IS THIS HYPNOTIC LUMBERGH-ESQUE BADDIE WITH ACTUAL TRAGIC PATHOS GETTING HER DUE
Nastasia from Super Paper Mario
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DorkyCuttlefish (they/them) 🔞 @dorkycuttlefish.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
(I'm sorry @skaetlett.bsky.social but) I still need to get around to Hundred Line. I've heard from multiple people in multiple social circles that I am the right kind of sicko for this game.
A screenshot from The Hundred Line: Last Defense Academy
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DorkyCuttlefish (they/them) 🔞 @dorkycuttlefish.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Armored Core 6 (like the rest) kind of intimidates me but maybe if I play its shorter, freakier cousin Dolls Nest it can smooth me into it eventually. If Armored Core needed anything, it's a direct appeal to my love of dollification. (Fwiw I did play Metal Wolf Chaos and enjoy it years ago)
Screenshot from the game Dolls Nest
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DorkyCuttlefish (they/them) 🔞 @dorkycuttlefish.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Also on my resolutions this year: ULTRAKILL. I think I need to cut loose with some pure crystallized digital adrenaline.
A screenshot from the game Ultrakill
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DorkyCuttlefish (they/them) 🔞 @dorkycuttlefish.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I loved the original RE4, and I (more or less) love the batch of RE remakes and sequels that we’ve gotten over the past decade, but for some reason or another, I haven’t played the RE4 remake yet despite buying it a while ago. It’s one of my resolutions this year (along with Requiem, ofc)
A screenshot from the 2023 remake of Resident Evil 4, featuring Leon S Kennedy and Ashley Graham
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DorkyCuttlefish (they/them) 🔞 @dorkycuttlefish.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
(Casey why are you doing this to me) Caves of Qud both entices and frightens me. It’s my understanding that it has the terrifying depth of the Mariana Trench, but with worldbuilding that is RIGHT up my alley. I’m not normally a roguelike person, buuuuuuuuuuuut
A screenshot from Caves of Qud. I have not played it, so the shot is indecipherable to me.
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DorkyCuttlefish (they/them) 🔞 @dorkycuttlefish.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Why go that far when the Sega Genesis game let you beat the hell out of him over three decades ago
Screenshot of The Jungle Book on the Sega Genesis. Mowgli is fighting Kaa in a tree in broad daylight.
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DorkyCuttlefish (they/them) 🔞 @dorkycuttlefish.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
You know what I’ll post one that’s both hard AND spectacular. After an entire game of running from this thing, there’s such an incredible sense of “it’s finally time to settle the score” in this fight, and that’s BEFORE it unveils its true form. Amazing moment that’s stuck in my head since childhood
The final SA-X fight from Metroid Fusion
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DorkyCuttlefish (they/them) 🔞 @dorkycuttlefish.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
"Oh look it's Vivi! He's so cute!" (20 hours pass)
The meme image of a cat crying and screaming
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DorkyCuttlefish (they/them) 🔞 @dorkycuttlefish.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Artwork from Watchmen, wherein Dr. Manhattan is sitting down on a rock on Mars, gazing wistfully at the stars.
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DorkyCuttlefish (they/them) 🔞 @dorkycuttlefish.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
A scene from the Simpsons episode “Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy” featuring Waylon Smithers standing amid a crowd of young girls pointing at a toy offscreen and proclaiming “But they’ve got a new hat!”
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DorkyCuttlefish (they/them) 🔞 @dorkycuttlefish.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
An astronaut looks at the earth and asks "It's all gay?" Another astronaut is behind them and pointing a gun at their back, responding "Always has been"
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DorkyCuttlefish (they/them) 🔞 @dorkycuttlefish.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Mine are a bit basic but sure
Metroid Prime, Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door, Citizen Sleeper, Hollow Knight, Undertale, Mother 3, Dusk, Fallout New Vegas, Deus Ex
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DorkyCuttlefish (they/them) 🔞 @dorkycuttlefish.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Hrmmmmmm yeah
Your (DorkyCuttlefish’s) archetype: The Mirrored. You control and you’re controlled. The dynamic inverts on a dime. When you (I) lead: The Artisan. Rope is your brush, their body is your canvas. You create beauty from tension and trust. When you (I) follow: The Mannequin. Bound and blank. Restraint silences your body, control silences your mind. You disappear into perfect stillness.Ideal partner’s archetype: The Mirrored. (See previous picture.) Exploration: low. Sensation: high. Predicted archetypes: Puppeteer, Service Top. Actual archetypes: Puppet, Rope Bunny.Strong traits: Puppet (100%): You give over your will. Being directed, controlled, and used is your release. Rope Bunny (85%): You find surrender in being bound. Restriction becomes liberation. Service Top (75%): You use your skill to serve your partner’s desires. Control in service of their pleasure. Degradee (75%): You find catharsis in being broken down. Shame becomes a threshold to freedom. Degrader (75%): You use humiliation and verbal power to push psychological edges.
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DorkyCuttlefish (they/them) 🔞 @dorkycuttlefish.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
A speech bubble jokingly attributing the above post to an exhausted-looking Hayao Miyazaki
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DorkyCuttlefish (they/them) 🔞 @dorkycuttlefish.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Say what’s the weather lookin like tonight
A, uh… suggestive weather forecast screen showing a very, uh… shapely polar vortex. Very round. Squeezable. Lots of liquid in the air. Voluptuous, some might say.
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DorkyCuttlefish (they/them) 🔞 @dorkycuttlefish.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Well, I got *a* bingo, I guess
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DorkyCuttlefish (they/them) 🔞 @dorkycuttlefish.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
There are so many new video games (and life events) happening to me recently that I've found it hard to just replay games in the first place, but I do come back to these a lot, especially if they've got a good randomizer
Hollow KnightSuper MetroidPaper MarioDeus Ex
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DorkyCuttlefish (they/them) 🔞 @dorkycuttlefish.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Kent Brockman turning to his producer and asking "Do we have a source on this?"
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DorkyCuttlefish (they/them) 🔞 @dorkycuttlefish.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
I *need* to attend a Rocky Horror/The Room esque midnight screening of this movie. I NEED it.
The 2019 Tom Hooper film Cats, sitting pretty on Rotten Tomatoes with a 19% score
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DorkyCuttlefish (they/them) 🔞 @dorkycuttlefish.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Thought of @dragontize.bsky.social while at the grocery store and seeing this brand for the first time
A stand at a grocery store for That’s It (tm) whole food plant snacks
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DorkyCuttlefish (they/them) 🔞 @dorkycuttlefish.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Noelle Deltarune with an anxious disposition on her face
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DorkyCuttlefish (they/them) 🔞 @dorkycuttlefish.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Hrrrrrrm this feels like an omen
The poster for X2: X-Men United
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DorkyCuttlefish (they/them) 🔞 @dorkycuttlefish.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Me: Oh this event is close enough that I can walk! Me two minutes later: I had forgotten about wind chill.
Tidus from Final Fantasy X staring out into the middle distance
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DorkyCuttlefish (they/them) 🔞 @dorkycuttlefish.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Ah heck with it I’ll do the color meme too Source: www.tumblr.com/halfsharkall...
PUT A COLOR IN ME
Angel Dust: soft kisses and cuddles for you 4ever
Pickel Juice: We’ve been trying to contact you regarding your car’s extended warranty
Regular Purple: Please sleep with me. Please. I’m so lonely. I haven’t slept with anyone in a very long time and you are so good looking. Please do me the favor of having sex with me
“Blood Orange” She’s So Pretentious It’s Fucking Red: I’d let you use me in ritual sacrifice
Indigo Girls: I’d let you dress me up as a doll (because I think you’re stylish)
Deep Purple: I’d let you dress me up as a doll (sexual)
Spume: I like you but only as much as you like me and if you don’t like me I’m totally kidding but if you do yknow you should tell me
Error 404: ngl I’m a little concerned about your mental health but I don’t know you well enough to say anything
Knight Time: I WILL BE YOUR SHIELD YOUR SWORD YOUR DEFENDER IN YOUR HOUR OF NEED
Gold Trans Am: We have a warrior’s bond (homoerotic)
Ectoplasm: CUM 👏 IN 👏ME 👏 IDFK IF IT’S PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE OR NOT
Mulch: let’s watch movies and eat a bunch of snacks together
Hot Pants: none of the other options fit so I’m gonna tell you how I feel RIGHT now:
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DorkyCuttlefish (they/them) 🔞 @dorkycuttlefish.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Don’t know if you’ve played Neo TWEWY but
Nagi Usui from Neo: The World Ends With You
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DorkyCuttlefish (they/them) 🔞 @dorkycuttlefish.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Ouppy
Pause GIF and discover your Kinkymon type…

CORRUPTION

PUPPY
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DorkyCuttlefish (they/them) 🔞 @dorkycuttlefish.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Homer Simpson thinking “I know you can follow my suggestions, hypnotee.”Homer Simpson thinking the Meow Mix jingle
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DorkyCuttlefish (they/them) 🔞 @dorkycuttlefish.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Me living in a city with a literal Grimmauld Place
Squidward looking out the window meme
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