Dorkseid @dorkseidvo.bsky.social · 3hYou know what drives me crazy about online dating? (Well ok, one of many things.) People who put stuff like “If you can’t hold a conversation, don’t message me.” And then you message them and they respond with one word answers and expect you to carry the entire conversation. 010
Dorkseid @dorkseidvo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Please send good vibes y’all. My 2.5 year old husky is at the emergency vet. He started screaming, acting like he was in pain and then started vomiting blood. They are doing ultrasounds and xrays to find out what’s wrong. I won’t be able to handle it if he dies. 😭 000
Dorkseid @dorkseidvo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Though to be fair there is a non-zero chance that there is a large portion of bots that have infiltrated the group and are using AI on facebook. 010
Dorkseid @dorkseidvo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Oook! That makes a ton more sense. I swore off Facebook. I’m sorry you’re dealing with shitheads. 010
Dorkseid @dorkseidvo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Not trying to invalidate your experience. Just want to see who I should avoid. 000
Dorkseid @dorkseidvo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Receipts? I’ve only ever had pleasant interactions with fellow crawlers. And with the exception of the ones who keep saying the live action show is going to fail and should be animated they’ve been pretty positive. I find the anti-DCC booksky people far more toxic. 300
Dorkseid @dorkseidvo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Seeing all the people defending the Cornell rapists (I refuse to call them “The Cornell 7”) calling for Jane Doe’s identity (thankfully not on here so far as I’ve seen). I wonder how different their response would be if the victim was a male? Would they shield the victim and attack the rapists? 000
Dorkseid @dorkseidvo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026As someone who has completed all of the books, some of them twice, book one can be a slog especially if you aren’t already into litRPG. It’s a lot of tutorial and mechanics talk. There’s also no clear plot until the end of book 1. Book 2 is where the narrative starts to take shape. 120
Dorkseid @dorkseidvo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I don’t think you should get cancelled for not liking a book people like. Now if you had been like many other people who didn’t like it and then acted like anyone who did was a knuckle dragging neanderthal or said the author should die (a real thing I’ve seen) then I would say that’s cancelable. 000
Dorkseid @dorkseidvo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026❤️Likes❤️ Pokémon TTRPGs Power Rangers Dungeon Crawler Carl Comics Supernatural Things Gardening Cooking Voice Acting Lots of nerd shit ❌Hates❌ Fascists Racists Sexists Ableists Any form “phobia” of LGBTQ+ Genocide Pedophiles Career Politicians Billionaires AI Lots of other patently evil shitstatic.klipy.comMike Myers: Allow Myself to Introduce MyselfALT: Mike Myers: Allow Myself to Introduce Myself 040
Dorkseid @dorkseidvo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The humor doesn’t work for everybody, the LitRPGness of it can be a slog especially in the first book. But at its core it is an anti-AI, anti-colonialist, anti-billionaire, anti-fascist story wrapped in goofy, silly nonsense. If you have the spoons it’s worth a read at least for the first book. 010
Dorkseid @dorkseidvo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026For real! Like I am a fan. But I actually have the ability to comprehend what I’m reading. Not only from an ethical standpoint but also AI art is objectively just bad. It all looks that same. 001
Dorkseid @dorkseidvo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026@dungeoncrawlercarl.bsky.social @mattdinniman.bsky.social The absolute tone deaf irony of people using AI to “pinpoint the next cast member” for a series that very clearly includes a cautionary tale about AI is fucking insane. #DungeonCrawlerCarl 000
Dorkseid @dorkseidvo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Book 1 is definitely a slog. With all the tutorial stuff and very heavy use of notifications. And despite what everyone keeps saying, the series doesn’t hit with everyone. I found by the end of book 1 I was hooked. It’s worth reading through the end of book 1 and if it doesn’t hit it probably won’t. 010
Dorkseid @dorkseidvo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I also think it’s the type of story people want/need to see right now. The type of story where despite the odds people fighting to claw back their world. 010
Dorkseid @dorkseidvo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Yeah I can see how the notifications can take you out of the story. The volume of notifications does decrease as the series goes on! :) 010
Dorkseid @dorkseidvo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The first book is a bit of a slog. Heavy on tutorial language and game mechanics. But by the end of book 1 the true narrative begins to reveal itself. 120
Dorkseid @dorkseidvo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I think in spite of how divisive it is, it’s important to at least give the book a shot and form your own conclusions! Otherwise you might miss out on something awesome! 020
Dorkseid @dorkseidvo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Omg I know! They must be god’s gift to literature or something! 010
Dorkseid @dorkseidvo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Wowwwwww how fucking pretentious. I bet you’re really fun at parties. (As usual I’ve redacted this person’s username and picture cause the last thing I want is someone on the outskirts of our community doing something stupid. If you stumble upon this person, just block them.) 000
Dorkseid @dorkseidvo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Sheesh, awful lot of shit talking, elitist, hipsters who never even gave Dungeon Crawler Carl a chance (and some who clearly can’t read) got blocked today. Keep telling on yourselves. Makes it real easy for us to keep your vitriol off our feeds. 020
Dorkseid @dorkseidvo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026If I see you hating on Dungeon Crawler Carl and you say you’ve never even read it, it’s an auto block for me. I can accept that someone doesn’t like a book series I like. I can accept someone doesn’t want to read it. What I will not accept is willful ignorance. 010
Reposted by DorkseidVillanelle’s Pink Dress 🍁🍂🐈⬛️🧙♀️🧛♀️🎃👻🟦 @tasslefizney1.bsky.social · 13/09/2026A pretty good breakdown and explanation of Dungeon Crawler Carl www.instagram.com/reel/DdOZ46L...instagram.comInstagramCreate an account or log in to Instagram - Share what you're into with the people who get you. 031
Dorkseid @dorkseidvo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026A little louder for the hipster contrarians in the back!static.klipy.comJimmy Yasss: Enthusiastic YAAAAAASSSSSS! ReactionAlt: Jimmy Yasss: Enthusiastic YAAAAAASSSSSS! Reaction 010
Dorkseid @dorkseidvo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026The first book was definitely the hardest to get through. But once you’re past the tutorial slog it opens up to a really compelling story shrouded in the skin of a silly romp through a dungeon. 010
Dorkseid @dorkseidvo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026If I hadn’t read this post I would have assumed your profile pic was art of one of the characters that joins Carl and Donut from book 2 through the end of 7. It sucks despite what a lot of people say, these books aren’t gonna do it for EVERYONE. But I’ll consider you an honorary crawler. :) 010
Dorkseid @dorkseidvo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026The first book is very dense and filled with tutorial stuff. But if you can muscle your way through the story gets really really good. 000
Dorkseid @dorkseidvo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Nah, come on in, the slaughter’s fine. I’d be more worried about all the joyless hipster contrarians calling you illiterate for reading something fun and not formidable. We Crawlers welcome anyone. 001
Dorkseid @dorkseidvo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I think so. It feels very Apothecary coded. Plus the Apothecary is one of the main players of this galactic power struggle we know almost nothing about. I hope we get a good amount of her story revealed in the next book. 110
Dorkseid @dorkseidvo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026That is to say, I think the parameters were set by the Apothecary as to who the book presents itself to. Escape Plan may be part of those parameters along with a few other factors! 000
Dorkseid @dorkseidvo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Ok so Porthus wrote the Second edition. But the first edition was already generated in the dungeon. Since all the AIs are pieces of the Eulogist and the Apothecary was connected to the Eulogist ilI think it was backdoor’d into the dungeon by the Apothecary. 210
Dorkseid @dorkseidvo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Are you all caught up? I don’t want to spoil anything for you. 110
Dorkseid @dorkseidvo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Right here! Be careful though, this floor is littered with Joyless Hipster mobs and Illiterate Literature Critics. Keep your Block spell handy. 110
Dorkseid @dorkseidvo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Flood every app that has made this batshit change to the map at the behest of a pedophilic narcissist with correction requests. Crash their fucking servers until they fix this. 010
Dorkseid @dorkseidvo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Someone in a discord server I’m in said they’ve seen this cosplayed before! Dungeon Crawler Carl’s Jr Dungeon Crawler Carl Fredricksen (the old man from UP) Dungeon Crawler Carl Grimes (the kid from The Walking Dead) someone else came up with Dungeon Crawler Carl Winslow (from Family Matters) 010
Dorkseid @dorkseidvo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026The first book is a bit of a slog cause it is dense with tutorial stuff and game mechanics. But it is worth it to push through and continue, the series gets better with every book. 121
Dorkseid @dorkseidvo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I wish I had a normal brain that would allow me to write. 000
Dorkseid @dorkseidvo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Been a while since I’ve written one of my ideas out into the universe. Idea 10,987,654,321: “Digimon/Pokemon but make it body horror and for adults. People get isekai’d into a video game where their monster companions evolve by eating the other monsters and mutating” the novel. 100
Dorkseid @dorkseidvo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026static.klipy.comMando: This Is The WayALT: Mando: This Is The Way 000
Reposted by DorkseidCatherine S. @cadamoo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I wish more people saw how The Dungeon Crawler Carl books are really a poignant, modern retelling of Dante’s Divine Comedy 🎭 📚💙 082
Dorkseid @dorkseidvo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Don’t worry bro, I block you hipster, snob, contrarian assholes too. Mind boggling. Blocking someone who enjoys a fucking book series. (Censored this asshole’s username cause I’m not trying to send a hoard of people at him. Just do unto others and block him if you encounter him in the wild.) 000
Dorkseid @dorkseidvo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I was not the hugest fan of Parade of Horribles. It had it’s moments that were amazing and the ending for me wrapped it up in a way that I’m still excited for the next book. But for a dungeon floor centered around racing the plot felt clunky to me. This Inevitable Ruin however. Das a spicy meataball 001
Dorkseid @dorkseidvo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Thank the Gods that they were friendlies and not the snobby hipsters we encounter on the internet. Congrats on the beginning of your adventure Crawler, it’s gonna be a bumpy ride. 🤜🤛 010