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Jesse Dean

@dorkdorkgoose.bsky.social
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trans audhd storytime skit dude dorkbait on Tiktok/YT

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Jesse Dean @dorkdorkgoose.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
do crabs think fish are flying
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StopFascism @stopfacism.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Sorry for this. FUCK THAT PIECE OF SHIT. My daughter is not a political pawn to be used to incite hate. She's a beautiful vibrant young woman who spreads love and joy to all around her. Transgender is not a crime. It's a truth. Yet some are so adverse to the truth they feed on lies and hate. 💙♥️🏳️‍🌈✊️
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SoundOfTheForest @soundoftheforest.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
RFK Jr. is contributing so much misinformation about autism. Once again people are arguing about vaccines instead of fighting for much needed resources and support systems.
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Jesse Dean @dorkdorkgoose.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
BREAKING NEWS: i’m gay
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Jesse Dean @dorkdorkgoose.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
unpopular opinion: tipping culture is stupid. businesses need to pay people livable wages.
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Jesse Dean @dorkdorkgoose.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
me: more friends would be nice also me: i hate talking to people
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Jesse Dean @dorkdorkgoose.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
overthinking should at least burn calories
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Aaron Parnas @aaronparnas.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
For years economists told us that the country would face a recession under President Biden. It never happened. Just six weeks into Trump's term, however, we are now on the verge of economic turmoil.
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Jesse Dean @dorkdorkgoose.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Do the best you can until you know better. Then when you know better, do better. - Maya Angelou
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Jesse Dean @dorkdorkgoose.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
we’ve all been through enough trauma to last 10 lifetimes
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SoundOfTheForest @soundoftheforest.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Here’s a sneak peek at a painting I just finished! I wanted the background to look like a mixture of charcoal and watercolor, and I’m super happy with how it turned out.
A close-up of a corner of a painting. It shows a tiger swallowtail butterfly with tattered wings and various wild flowers and irises framing the bottom. The flowers look like they’re sketched out with charcoal and filled in with watercolor, but it’s actually all done with oil paint.
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Jesse Dean @dorkdorkgoose.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
weed is love weed is life
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Jesse Dean @dorkdorkgoose.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
if someone says what Elon did isn’t the salute, tell them to record themselves doing it and post it online. then make fun of them when they won’t.
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Jesse Dean @dorkdorkgoose.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
“impeach trump instead of complaining on the internet” do i look like i work in congress? was i elected to a seat in the senate without my knowledge?
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a close up of a brown dog with the words huh on the bottom right
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Jesse Dean @dorkdorkgoose.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
a cancer survivor took time out of her day to write a rude paragraph to me imagine almost dying and then using the extra time you were blessed with to troll
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Jesse Dean @dorkdorkgoose.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
“i was spanked and i turned out fine” no you didn’t. you just turned into an adult that thinks it’s okay to hit kids.
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Jesse Dean @dorkdorkgoose.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
why do we say “i’m gonna take a shit” where are you taking it? i don’t know about you, but i leave my shit in the toilet. it should be “i’m gonna leave a shit”
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Jesse Dean @dorkdorkgoose.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
“Quit calling god ‘Sky Daddy!’ Would you talk about Islam like that?” Yes, actually.
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Jesse Dean @dorkdorkgoose.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
why do people click into your snapchat convo when you’re still actively typing? i can’t finish my thought when your bitmoji is staring at me like 👁️👄👁️
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Jesse Dean @dorkdorkgoose.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
never half ass what you can full ass
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Pierre Polyester @canadian-critic.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
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Jesse Dean @dorkdorkgoose.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
“Are you seeing anyone” like dating or hallucinations?
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Jesse Dean @dorkdorkgoose.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
It was assigned the Gulf of Mexico at birth, so that’s what I’ll be calling it.
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Jesse Dean @dorkdorkgoose.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
‘are you a girl or a boy?’ yes
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Jesse Dean @dorkdorkgoose.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
a teenager was commenting hate speech to random kids on my instagram post, so i sent screenshots of it to his rugby coach. ✨💅
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Jesse Dean @dorkdorkgoose.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
i’m calling trump supporters Trumpster Trash from now on
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Stray Liotta/Hey Spots @strayliotta.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Woooo
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Jesse Dean @dorkdorkgoose.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
i hate small talk. i can only answer “how are u” so many times.
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Jesse Dean @dorkdorkgoose.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
“stop calling God sky daddy, it’s offensive to my religion” i’ll quit making nicknames for ‘magic sky man’ when people that follow your religion stop making laws that violate my rights and my freedoms as an American you don’t get to use the wrong pronoun for me and then whine when i say SKY DADDY
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Jesse Dean @dorkdorkgoose.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
the only kind of man i like is ramen
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Jesse Dean @dorkdorkgoose.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
republicans be like “they’re only banning books with corn in them!” and then the books on the banned list are fahrenheit 451, animal farm, 1984, to k!ll a mockingbird, hunger games etc!
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🌊💙💞 Ms.KerolynC 💞💙🌊 @mskerolync.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Our kids can’t grow up in a world where people can lie and cheat their way to the top.
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The Cosy Moose @thecosymoose.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Finally found a crate to contain the whole loaf that is FatBrian.
A very fat fluffy brown and white cat in a cardboard fruit crate
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Leah Greenberg ❌👑 @leahgreenberg.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Crowd keeps growing outside Treasury as Members who were DENIED entry speak
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Jesse Dean @dorkdorkgoose.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
trying to have friends as a neurodivergent person feels like a colonoscopy but in your heart
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Jesse Dean @dorkdorkgoose.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
someone said i was their “favorite gay creator” and it pmo i’ve never once thought to tell a heteronormative person, “you’re my favorite straight creator” like??? stop making my sexuality the main facet of my personality when i don’t even make content about it
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Aaron Parnas @aaronparnas.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Donald Trump is pardoning insurrectionists and renaming geographic landmarks to distract you from the fact he is literally about to freeze all federal assistance dollars. He is flooding the zone to distract you. Don't let him!
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
The Scream, Recreated Using Paper Clips 📎 By Adam Hillman
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Jesse Dean @dorkdorkgoose.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
in Jesus name, i’m gay ✨💅
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Emily anne @emhahee.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
The rapture is real but only for gay people. Straighties stay behind
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Emily anne @emhahee.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
The government does not get to decide your gender. I do. I’m going to use ai to generate for everyone a new personalized gender that they can call their very own. It’s like an nft
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Jesse Dean @dorkdorkgoose.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
every dog that was in Marley And Me is dead now
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Aaron Parnas @aaronparnas.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
The mainstream media is already normalizing Donald Trump. I won't, and neither should you. This is why legacy media is dying.
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Jesse Dean @dorkdorkgoose.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
“you seem pretty unstable” wait, you think i’m pretty? 💅✨🕺🏼
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Jesse Dean @dorkdorkgoose.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
THAT WAS THE SHORTEST GROUNDING EVER
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Jesse Dean @dorkdorkgoose.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
guys TIKTOK IS BACK
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Jesse Dean @dorkdorkgoose.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
a sea bear circle would’ve saved tiktok
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Emily anne @emhahee.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Guys tiktok is banned so I guess I can confess to u. Those terpene shots I was selling u on tiktok shop? They were for weed. That’s right guys. I’m a big fat stoner and i don’t even care who knows it. I feel so unburdened.
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