iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

DorkCube7000 @dorkcube7000.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

Have you ever considered that my incompetence isn't weaponized but rather innate and natural? And that, in trying to cope with a reality you find unbearable, have built a conspiracy-flavored construct to explain away the fact that I am simply a stupid man?

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DorkCube7000 @dorkcube7000.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

if you cant eat the crust at the end of a slice of pizza, you don't deserve to eat the pizza

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DorkCube7000 @dorkcube7000.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

some say im 27, others 15, and still even others say 30. who knows.

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DorkCube7000 @dorkcube7000.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

Every year I watch Emmet Otter's Jugband Christmas and every year I come a little bit closer to understanding furries

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DorkCube7000 @dorkcube7000.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

you have to work the job to get the money to pay the bills to have the internet to use the phone to watch the cute pig videos. a never ending treadmill

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Ben "Ben Pack" Pack @packbenpack.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

I’m finally ready to say the quiet part out loud: I like eating food and seeing my friends.

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DorkCube7000 @dorkcube7000.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

Time to retire these guys. They served valiantly 🫡

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DorkCube7000 @dorkcube7000.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

I'm locked out of my twitter account so I guess I'm stuck here now. Woo.

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DorkCube7000 @dorkcube7000.bsky.social · 27/05/2025

Layoffs hitting my workplace so hard the coffee machine is being escorted out the building 💀

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Fake Presidents Podcast @fakepresidents.bsky.social · 23/05/2025

Join us as we head to the G20 summit to see if potus Viola Davis can single-handedly fend off Homelander to save 19 other world leaders (and maybe also the entire world economy!) in... Amazon Prime's "G20"!

Promo artwork for the Fake Presidents podcast episode on Amazon Prime's movie g20, featuring imagery of star Viola Davis wearing a fancy red dress while holding a machine gun; villianous Antony Starr looking evil as he takes Viola hostage, and an image of the First Family in happier times as Viola and First Gentleman Anthony Anderson pose with their two teenage kids.

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DorkCube7000 @dorkcube7000.bsky.social · 23/05/2025

2025 is the year I unsubscribe from all these goddamn marketing emails

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philb @phillipbankss.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

EXCLUSIVE: First look at Wario Land 6 for the Nintendo Switch 2!

wario from mario having a dream about digging for treasure

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DorkCube7000 @dorkcube7000.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

I'm embarrassed to admit... I finally understand dipping pizza in ranch

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DorkCube7000 @dorkcube7000.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

Just found out I'm getting laid off in 2 months. Some of my coworkers got laid off effectively immediately. Fuck.

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DorkCube7000 @dorkcube7000.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

They should invent gum that doesn't make the worst noise in the world when you chew it

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DorkCube7000 @dorkcube7000.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

Sometimes, when you're feelin real low, you gotta bust out the Giant Bomb E3 2017 videos and remind yourself that life can be good 🙂 @jeffgerstmann.com www.youtube.com/watch?v=8v0n...

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Nite Three at E3 2017: Adam Boyes, Dave Lang, and John Vignocchi

YouTube video by Giant Bomb

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DorkCube7000 @dorkcube7000.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

Oh no Spotify has pinned me as a train nerd I mean I'll listen to it but I'm def not a train nerd, nope 😶

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DorkCube7000 @dorkcube7000.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

Dunkin is closed today, local coffee shop is closed today, McDonald's coffee tastes like a double shot of ass. So I got Sheetz coffee today. The *sweetest* coffee I have ever tasted, shit is gonna turn me into daffy duck.

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DorkCube7000 @dorkcube7000.bsky.social · 25/02/2025

My only experience with Elder scrolls before I played Morrowind was Skyrim. So when I first saw the silt striders I was just in awe and surprised that something that cool doesn't show up in every entry after that.

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DorkCube7000 @dorkcube7000.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

Thinking about hypnospace again. Really one of the best pieces of period fiction and it's not even real world history.

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DorkCube7000 @dorkcube7000.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

Guess this is an ongoing thread now cus look what I just found. Strawberry Arnold Palmer. I swear, they made this product just for me. 11/10

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DorkCube7000 @dorkcube7000.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

But they *are* open on saturdays

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DorkCube7000 @dorkcube7000.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

Been doing a Spotify jam with coworkers made up of everyone's music and we jumped the shark when this one played from my algo (someone skipped it right after I took this screenshot 🥲)

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DorkCube7000 @dorkcube7000.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

2nd place at bar trivia (and then 3rd place after a tie breaker 😭)

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DorkCube7000 @dorkcube7000.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

Been craving a strawberry lemonade this entire week and it turns out the lemonade place is closed on Sundays

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DorkCube7000 @dorkcube7000.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

Had a brain blast and now I'm writing up a homebrew campaign for a DnD game that will never happen 😵‍💫

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Fake Presidents Podcast @fakepresidents.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

What do you do when your vice president dies? If you’re President Jeff Bridges, you nominate Joan Allen! And what does Joan Allen do when some orgiastic photos surface, threatening to derail her confirmation? She goes high when they go low! Maybe a little too high…

Promotional artwork for an episode about 2000’s Contender featuring images of Joan Allen, Jeff Bridges, Sam Elliott, William Peterson, Gary Oldman, Christian Slater, and Mike Binder

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DorkCube7000 @dorkcube7000.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

I've got to buy these crates I've got to buy these crates These crates These crates I need more crates

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DorkCube7000 @dorkcube7000.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

I'm choosing to be happy today. Someone send me cute cat pics or sumn

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DorkCube7000 @dorkcube7000.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

The new Wallace and gromit is a hate-letter to AI Hell yeah

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DorkCube7000 @dorkcube7000.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

Open face breakfast sandwich: eggs, Italian sausage, bacon, cheddar (mixed with little American), hash brown, on a slice of sourdough.

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DorkCube7000 @dorkcube7000.bsky.social · 17/01/2025

Things to say during a breakup: "We are done-yon rings" "It's so over and we will never be so back" "You really hurt me, Michelle. And I just don't think you can change, not in a way that will undo this hurt. I'm sorry." "Call me the Equalizer cus I am Done-zel Washing-done!"

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DorkCube7000 @dorkcube7000.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

Bro what do I even post here. I got no drafts page to store up bangers.

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