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thats bc they’re all over on my feed

might spend a bunch of money on cables and adapters and batteries to finally jump ahead to my all usb-c future

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ur an exception ur oomfie <3 more about like, if i’m gonna follow more folks i want to maintain balance im in the kurt yurt 4ever

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looking for more accounts to follow on here and it seems the platform still skews almost exclusively in the direction gay thirst traps / porn or politics (n=8). both of which are whatever but i’m tryna curate

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ben stiller liked this we made it bois

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preworkout routine: 5-10mg cialis. 1 roll of giant smarties. 100-200mg caffeine.

and they both post absolute garbage

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severance except it’s the part of you that posts on bluesky and the part of you that posts on twitter

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💯💯we’re gonna get published

showing the barber a reference photo of a guy with cum on his face

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wow that’s definitely malpractice, lmk if you need some names of good lawyers

i’m developing a theory that the general aversion to “overhead light” has nothing to do with the lights’ overhead position at all

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from recovering from illness? from the weather? from the crushing weight of existence?

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that’s what the doctor does in a prostate exam

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hey did you workout yet today?

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do you respond better to aggressive intensity or kind enthusiasm

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i should put something up on doritoshape dot com

i’ve decided to get huge again

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Joao @joaof.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

y’all are putting cases on your airpods case?

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Reposted by air-filled (concept)

Pls 😭😭

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how do i do engagement bait on here

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coming back to bsky after like 2mo and they still haven’t added drafts... i’m about to get a lot less forgiving towards the product team… but i want them to know it’s bc i think they’re capable of meeting my high standards for technology and UX it’s out of love

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