Doris Bizarro @dorisbizarro.bsky.social · 23/02/2026Your tiny house panther will lose its mind. ✨ Spend $50 and get this feral backyard nip FREE. ✨ 010
Reposted by Doris BizarroDoris Bizarro @dorisbizarro.bsky.social · 01/07/2025In this political and economic dumpster fire, help foul-mouthed,women-owned biz survive. Doris Bizarro makes goth, glam,and sparkle beds for weird pets. From tough babes like Coney Kat to best-seller Just the Tip (yes, it’s a tiny dick), support small biz and buy something ridiculous. 001
Reposted by Doris BizarroDoris Bizarro @dorisbizarro.bsky.social · 10/02/2026An octopus took acid. Its brain melted. Its head turned into a cupcake. Now it’s covered in eyeballs and cosmic regret. This toy is unhinged and built like a tank: 🖤 Super-reinforced seams 🖤 Extra-tough construction 🖤 Made to withstand most super chewers (because nothing survives everyone) 001
Reposted by Doris BizarroDoris Bizarro @dorisbizarro.bsky.social · 10/02/2026David Lynch–inspired. Agent Dale Cooper drank so much coffee the great horned owl crossed over and became a dog toy. So tough, so reinforced, even BOB couldn’t penetrate its mind. Built with serious bite resistance, reinforced seams, and just enough otherworldly energy Available now. Damn fine. 021
Reposted by Doris BizarroDoris Bizarro @dorisbizarro.bsky.social · 10/02/2026She whorls. She squeaks. She will make you look deep into her hippo soul. Stare too long and suddenly it’s 3 a.m., your dog is possessed, and you don’t remember starting the game of fetch. Soft, strange, hypnotic. Not a toy. An experience. Proceed with reverence. 001
Reposted by Doris BizarroDoris Bizarro @dorisbizarro.bsky.social · 10/02/2026A three-eyed alligator walks into a bar… well—struts. Bartender asks, “What’re you having?” She says, “Whatever you’re staring at.” She’s pink. She’s fabulous. She’s got three eyes and still clocked you first. 001
Doris Bizarro @dorisbizarro.bsky.social · 10/02/2026A three-eyed alligator walks into a bar… well—struts. Bartender asks, “What’re you having?” She says, “Whatever you’re staring at.” She’s pink. She’s fabulous. She’s got three eyes and still clocked you first. 001
Doris Bizarro @dorisbizarro.bsky.social · 10/02/2026She whorls. She squeaks. She will make you look deep into her hippo soul. Stare too long and suddenly it’s 3 a.m., your dog is possessed, and you don’t remember starting the game of fetch. Soft, strange, hypnotic. Not a toy. An experience. Proceed with reverence. 001
Doris Bizarro @dorisbizarro.bsky.social · 10/02/2026David Lynch–inspired. Agent Dale Cooper drank so much coffee the great horned owl crossed over and became a dog toy. So tough, so reinforced, even BOB couldn’t penetrate its mind. Built with serious bite resistance, reinforced seams, and just enough otherworldly energy Available now. Damn fine. 021
Doris Bizarro @dorisbizarro.bsky.social · 10/02/2026An octopus took acid. Its brain melted. Its head turned into a cupcake. Now it’s covered in eyeballs and cosmic regret. This toy is unhinged and built like a tank: 🖤 Super-reinforced seams 🖤 Extra-tough construction 🖤 Made to withstand most super chewers (because nothing survives everyone) 001
Doris Bizarro @dorisbizarro.bsky.social · 01/07/2025In this political and economic dumpster fire, help foul-mouthed,women-owned biz survive. Doris Bizarro makes goth, glam,and sparkle beds for weird pets. From tough babes like Coney Kat to best-seller Just the Tip (yes, it’s a tiny dick), support small biz and buy something ridiculous. 001
Doris Bizarro @dorisbizarro.bsky.social · 15/03/2025#tinydick #trump #tinydickenergy #women #smallbusiness #cats #dogs 110
Doris Bizarro @dorisbizarro.bsky.social · 15/03/2025#supportsmallbusiness #smallbiz #indieauthor #horrorauthor 020
Doris Bizarro @dorisbizarro.bsky.social · 13/03/2025New Product Drop! Available tomorrow at 10am! Made for cats and small dogs ! #pettoys #petsupplies #cats #dogs 022
Doris Bizarro @dorisbizarro.bsky.social · 05/03/2025Someone needs to take that sharpie and shove it up his ass #dumptrump 010
Doris Bizarro @dorisbizarro.bsky.social · 02/03/2025Happy Birthday Esther! You’re 4 now, so it’s time to stop shitting in the office.. #rescuepoodle #birthdaygirl #turd 020
Doris Bizarro @dorisbizarro.bsky.social · 01/03/2025Went to North Cascade National Park today 2/28. This beautiful place, will these fuckers take it away from us? What will happen This summer with the forest fires? Everywhere was damage from last summers, when we had all the NPS working to save it. #nationalparks 050
Doris Bizarro @dorisbizarro.bsky.social · 16/02/2025Happy 17th birthday Ava, my crazy old lady! #dogs #happybirthday 070
Doris Bizarro @dorisbizarro.bsky.social · 16/02/2025The humans having more fun throwing a dog birthday party than the dogs! #idiots #dogparty #dogs #spoiled #cake 1101
Doris Bizarro @dorisbizarro.bsky.social · 16/02/2025Happy birthday! Craig did not eat the beef-flavored dog cake… #dogs #birthday 1101
Doris Bizarro @dorisbizarro.bsky.social · 16/02/2025Fizzy did not love the birthday hats! Happy Birthday Ava! #dogs 070
Doris Bizarro @dorisbizarro.bsky.social · 15/02/2025You guys, I think I've lost control, I don't know if I'm making birthday hats, or all my dogs are about to get jobs as Showgitls. #dogs 130
Doris Bizarro @dorisbizarro.bsky.social · 15/02/2025Ava‘s birthday is on Sunday and she’s gonna be 17 and she’s old and crazy. I’m making a cake for her and all the other dogs and I just went to get a birthday hat and I can’t find them anywhere so I just spent $40 on craft supplies to make 10 party hats for my fucking dogs. #dogs 280
Doris Bizarro @dorisbizarro.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Eyesaur! Crinkle and catnip pet toy, made extra durable for homes with both cats and dogs! Get one today @dorisbizarro.com #shopsmall 030
Doris Bizarro @dorisbizarro.bsky.social · 03/02/2025buy a Pinkeye get a free Kram-Puss! Enter pinkeye at checkout! #pettoys dorisbizarro.com 020
