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dorian @doriantaylor.com · 2h
lol i watched so many lenny susskind lectures but i don't remember any of em
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dorian @doriantaylor.com · 2h
(come to think of it that year i also broke my elbow off and had to have it put back on so i had a dilaudid vacation for a couple weeks)
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dorian @doriantaylor.com · 2h
i mean, there have been pockets of "vacation-adjacent activity" since then, but the last time i literally flew somewhere for the express purpose of farting around and no other reason was, yeah, hong kong in 2015 (i actually went to spain that year too lol)
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dorian @doriantaylor.com · 2h
lol been busy
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dorian @doriantaylor.com · 2h
lol just realized the last time i took an actual vacation was 2015
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dorian @doriantaylor.com · 2h
ƒlol
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dorian @doriantaylor.com · 2h
if you don't also like $THING_I_LIKE, you are basically evil
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dorian @doriantaylor.com · 3h
like i know ê or ô or û you just pronounce it harder, but i have no idea what to do with î
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dorian @doriantaylor.com · 4h
the one thing with french orthography that has always messed with me is where to put the stray accents like circumflexes, because it isn't clear you even pronounce them differently half the time (all the letters that are silent—which is like half of them—were drilled into me at a very young age)
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dorian @doriantaylor.com · 4h
anyway,,,,,,,
The point here is that the sponsor of a software project necessarily has some idea of what the finished product will be worth to them, but—​and this should be obvious to anybody—​they can’t start realizing that value until the software is ready to ship. You get the same double contingency that you encounter when making a movie: you can have an oeuvre of towering genius bogged down by years of development hell, constitutionally incapable of ever recouping its losses, at least as easily as a meticulously well-oiled, ultra-professional production that nevertheless excretes a worthless pile of shit.

("If I give you this money, will you do something with it other than set it on fire?", from the perspective of the money-person, is actually a reasonable question.)
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dorian @doriantaylor.com · 4h
i mean i can speak fkn french this shouldn't be hard œuvre definitely easier with the ligature lol
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dorian @doriantaylor.com · 4h
it literally just took me like ten tries to type oeuvre
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dorian @doriantaylor.com · 6h
today's job: write a thing that i have been meaning to write for months
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dorian @doriantaylor.com · 7h
👀
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dorian @doriantaylor.com · 7h
that gymnast (mckalya maroney, apparently) dot meme
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dorian @doriantaylor.com · 7h
it's a funny flex from an infosec perspective, like oh that's great so you have no idea what your code does, fantastic
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dorian @doriantaylor.com · 7h
given that information of questionable veracity (and zero accountability) is now asymptotically free, i can imagine prudent people allocating budget up front for things they care about getting the right answers to (and having somebody responsible for)
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dorian @doriantaylor.com · 8h
i mean who knows, it might be; i'd imagine it would take me at least three hours just to write down all the things i know it would have to do
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dorian @doriantaylor.com · 8h
yeah pretty much, like my instinct is you would need to get the data into a malleable-enough situation so you could tinker with it until the interface looked right
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dorian @doriantaylor.com · 8h
lol 🫠
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dorian @doriantaylor.com · 8h
i mean yeah it would have to be layers upon layers of metadata, and there would have to be all sorts of subsidiary/tributary interfaces; the data model alone would be staggering it would be quite an undertaking to pull something like that off
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dorian @doriantaylor.com · 9h
you do it then
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 10h
had the original version of this from Life Raft at Chubby Fish in Charleston a few years ago and I genuinely still think about it around once a month, if you come across Life Raft fried chicken ice cream: it is your duty to eat Life Raft fried chicken ice cream
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dorian @doriantaylor.com · 10h
yeah i finally have a roadmap of sorts for it; still gonna be a minute to get around to that
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dorian @doriantaylor.com · 10h
something like that would run next to sense atlas on top of intertwingler (but there would still be a lot of work beefing up intertwingler for that kind of density lol)
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dorian @doriantaylor.com · 10h
the data representation (which would be most of the job) would be 🍌🍌
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dorian @doriantaylor.com · 10h
i really wish there was a computational writing tool that would show me a bunch of aspects of a piece of writing at once, like everything from diction to prosody to sentence structure to lines of argumentation to bibliographic references like where's the thing that does all that
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dorian @doriantaylor.com · 16h
lol same; just writing some stuff cause if i don't i'll stew and not sleep
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dorian @doriantaylor.com · 19h
english: the php of natural languages
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dorian @doriantaylor.com · 20h
i mean in some ways tokens are the new film stock; up until agents "how long will it take?" and "how much will it cost?" were roughly in a linear relationship; now it's who even knows what (it's also what i've been working on recently, that's what this is all about)
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dorian @doriantaylor.com · 20h
indeed; you're also paying actors and crew at that point and you damn well better have all the sets/props/lighting/permits/etc/etc/&c
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dorian @doriantaylor.com · 20h
you're also trying to figure shit out so you don't immolate all your money during shooting
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dorian @doriantaylor.com · 20h
hmmm reads a heck of a lot like software development 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 (like half of my family is in the film industry lol) (actually my dad was in construction for ~30 years and his dad was a civil engineer so it was a nice cross section of industrial, transitional, and fully post-industrial production)
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dorian @doriantaylor.com · 20h
after experiencing the paucity of 50m pools in toronto i did not realize how spoiled vancouver is, but also vac is a serious swimmer's pool whether you're racing or not
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dorian @doriantaylor.com · 23h
like imo there is a shitton of meta-labour around task identification/assessing/scoping/partitioning/success-criteria-assigning/prioritizing etc etc that simply does not get accounted for it's like, task name, priority (some kind of star rating thing), due date computer could do moar
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dorian @doriantaylor.com · 23h
but then when an actual genuine actionable task nucleates out of that fog, i want it to go into a hopper that gets up in my grill on all devices
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dorian @doriantaylor.com · 23h
i find a lot of my work exists in a sort of nebulous pre-project zone, like most of the stuff i do all day doesn't merit the designation "project" until it's actually pretty far along i also want something analogous for to-dos: a lot of what i have to do is figure out what to do
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dorian @doriantaylor.com · 29/09/2026
binary-coded decimal numbers?
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dorian @doriantaylor.com · 29/09/2026
i still remember a factoid from ages ago (p sure it was schneier) that was like, your credit card has almost certainly been stolen, there just aren't enough badguys out there to get around to stealing from it
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dorian @doriantaylor.com · 29/09/2026
you can describe features in terms of behaviour but holy crap is it ever awkward to try to describe behaviour in terms of features (come for the antimetabole, stay for the two-year-old prototype of sense atlas) youtu.be/OJQpD7FtVLg
youtu.be
2024-09-24 features ≠ behaviour
YouTube video by dorian taylor
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Riana @riana.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Reading paragraphs 95-100 and learning that every time I stop working on something to respond to a news event, I have standing to sue whoever caused the news event to happen, for "forcing [me] to redirect [my] limited resources away from [my] existing or planned projects." lasst.org/wp-content/u...
lasst.org
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dorian @doriantaylor.com · 29/09/2026
(not to mention different priorities)
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dorian @doriantaylor.com · 29/09/2026
to that end i liked alan cooper's ∝ "just think of the user as having some other expertise you're personally clueless about and just being really busy" which is probably accurate in most cases anyway
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Erika Hall @erikahall.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You might enjoy the first edition of Conversational Design, which is a free download while I figure out how to address all the current fuckery in the 2nd ed. It's about designing things for humans, and why not to shove every interaction through a literal chat. www.mulebooks.com/conversation...
mulebooks.com
Conversational Design — MULE BOOKS
The interaction design book that explains why chatbots tend to suck
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Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
So wild to me that the entire economy is propped up by companies who think living your best life is being a middle manager to a collection of bots.
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dorian @doriantaylor.com · 29/09/2026
lol i never want to be interrupted by a notification for software updates OS: DROP WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND UPDATE me: why, is there a zeroday? OS: JUST DO IT MFER
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dorian @doriantaylor.com · 29/09/2026
🤔💭💡 what if leftover pizza with sunny side up egg
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dorian @doriantaylor.com · 29/09/2026
eh it's always that little bit too much effort to go off and make one lol
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dorian @doriantaylor.com · 29/09/2026
[trade offer dot meme]
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Eric Goldman @ericgoldman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There are no small parts, only small copyright infringements #QueerEye #Lego business.cch.com/ipld/Concann...
Side-by-side of jacket and minifig jacket
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