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@dorand.bsky.social
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Autistic License @dorand.bsky.social · 9h
Benetti’s crimes know no limits
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Autistic License @dorand.bsky.social · 10h
I can’t listen to Jason benetti share the same 3 anecdotes for 2-3 hours tonight so just gonna listen to the radio while watching
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Autistic License @dorand.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
MLB should get around to creating a definition for a checked swing. It’s been like 120 years
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Autistic License @dorand.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yankee fans don’t appear to be familiar with who is their manager and who is their pitching coach
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Autistic License @dorand.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Watching the gameday and listening to the radio broadcast you can see the radio guy (Will Fleming) doesn’t really know when he’s talking about where a pitch was. On a ball he will say “outside” and the gameday will show it was straight down the middle but 3 inches high
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Autistic License @dorand.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m scared!!!
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Autistic License @dorand.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Great start with the long at bats in the first inning and then pitiful
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Autistic License @dorand.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The nbc announcers are so fucking bad.
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Autistic License @dorand.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The trend of hats, especially baseball ones, with upside down words is confusing and annoying
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Autistic License @dorand.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Instagram will no longer let me post “police are lying cowards” as a reply to videos about cops
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Autistic License @dorand.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They shouldn’t broadcast the truist park crowd noise so they aren’t broadcasting their racist cheer
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Autistic License @dorand.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The most popular tweet I ever wrote got 15K likes when I just said that I had seen “the Batman” when it first came out at apple cinemas and they had the lights on the whole time, could barely see anything. Today I went to apple cinemas again for the first time ever and they turned them on too early
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Josh Kantor @jtkantor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tonight (Tues 9/29) & tomorrow (Weds 9/30) at 8pm ET, I'm livestreaming from home via facebook.com/7thinningstretch2020, taking song requests while you watch the Red Sox play their first two 2026 playoff games down in the Bronx. Raising money for GREATER BOSTON FOOD BANK and FOOD BANK FOR NEW YORK.
I'm wearing a Red Sox jersey and smiling while sitting in my living room playing an organ that's nearly the exact same model as the one at Fenway. There are a few pieces of old-school baseball memorabilia on top of the organ.
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Autistic License @dorand.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
HBO max is suddenly making me update my home every time I want to watch something in a different room
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Autistic License @dorand.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Boston and Chicago have to fly to TB to play their meaningless game but NY can just take it off don’t worry about it
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Autistic License @dorand.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
HBO max has Totoro to watch but you can only watch it in English or Japanese with no subtitles. Odd to not be able to listen to the original Japanese but have substitles with it
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Autistic License @dorand.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I don’t think anyone should be watching nfl anymore. Mostly for CTE reasons but the rest of it sucks too obviously
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Autistic License @dorand.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Stefan heck doing ad work now
Stefan heck as Peter Pan
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Autistic License @dorand.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Made it to 58 games at Fenway this year and saw 25 proposals. #redsox
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Autistic License @dorand.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What the fuck are these ads on Instagram??
Judging from the image…A Bluetooth activated smoke emitter ?
A plastic thing you put your tongue in and then stick it out? I don’t know why A shoe coveed in gauze soiled with what is hopefully mud but looks a little like shitA stack of drug money?
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Every single one of these people view their government appointments as an opportunity to promote themselves and make money grifting while we pay them to do it.
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Eugene Vinitsky 🍒 @eugenevinitsky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A rich person can never be held accountable. Therefore, a rich person must never make a societal decision
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 26/09/2026
7/ An expert explained that losers like me are the bettors that sports betting companies are most interested in. A small group accounts for a large portion of revenue. And what keeps losers loyal? VIP programs. The more you bet, the more you get: free bets/swag/fancy dinners.
Screenshot of article from the Philadelphia Inquirer. Headline reads: FanDuel sent a personal message from Phillies star Bryce Harper to a customer with a gambling addiction.
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 26/09/2026
4/ But over the next 10 weeks, I’d mimic the patterns of a problem gambler with the help of a panel of gambling experts and learn just how much DraftKings would encourage my recklessness — and just how little pushback I’d get as I spiraled downward.
propublica.org
I Deliberately Bet Like a Problem Gambler. DraftKings Made Me a VIP.
Amid growing public health concerns, operators like DraftKings have touted “responsible gaming” tools and prompts. But as I went off the deep end, I found they were no match for the incentives and pro...
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
it is genuinely obscene that prior to this point it was considered good for american democracy that nixon and reagan were never prosecuted
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Autistic License @dorand.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I have seen some bad player photos up on the board but this is by far the worst one.
Picture of Travis bazzana they put on the screen everytime he bats
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Autistic License @dorand.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
@jtkantor.bsky.social just found out my very old fashioned 15 year old likes frank Sinatra. Could we hear “my way”?
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Autistic License @dorand.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
There’s a scene at the end of the dirty dozen that covers how to attack nazis in a secured party space youtu.be/gLpFfZjKhWU?...
youtu.be
The Dirty Dozen (1967) - Blowing The Chateau Scene (9/10) | Movieclips
YouTube video by Movieclips
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Autistic License @dorand.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Fenway park 9/22Fenway park 9/22
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Autistic License @dorand.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
@jtkantor.bsky.social could we hear “oh tango suerte” by masayoshi takanaka? Skip to about a minute in youtu.be/UGDQVZ4caR0?...
youtu.be
Oh! Tengo Suerte
YouTube video by Masayoshi Takanaka - Topic
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Andrew Quemere @andrewqmr.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A couple went on a Fox News podcast and claimed the state of #Massachusetts took away their teen because they won't help the teen transition. But it's actually because the father was charged with beating and threatening to kill the teen and the mother was charged with witness intimidation.
wbur.org
Mass. parents' story about child's gender transition complicated by court records
Joseph Kutzko was charged with assaulting the child in January 2025, not long before the child was removed from the family’s home. Mother Arlene Kutzko was charged with witness intimidation in connect...
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Autistic License @dorand.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
@christopherblythe.bsky.social your little hat sucks
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Autistic License @dorand.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My wife has suddenly started wearing street shoes around the house and ids driving me insane
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Autistic License @dorand.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Chappie is not crappy! @scottaukerman.bsky.social
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
every day of my life I think about the people using “she” to describe this computer program who still need to be convinced to use it for trans women
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You can’t have it both ways. You can’t be “It’s simple math, vote blue no matter who, grow up” and ALSO believe you are fighting fascism by making calculations as to who’s expendable. The world we’re in now demands more from us. More from everyone.
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s very simple and it’s been said over and over but I guess it needs saying continuously: if you deem one group too small to have equal rights you are enabling fascism, not fighting it. The people saying Dems are GREAT on trans rights are not paying attention and/or saying stuff like this.
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The Democrats defend the Kennedy Center but not trans people.
A building.

@treewarrior.bsky....
maybe because defending everything about a super small minority of the population is not worth losing to fascists
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Autistic License @dorand.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“Jesus where the hell am I gonna put that?”
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cloudypatriot.bsky.social @cloudypatriot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
LeBron and Jeter... Richer than God. Pimping gambling. Toxic. Fuck you guys.
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Autistic License @dorand.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Poor Chad Tracy sounds so sick
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Maybe the most important political story of our time. People just want the bullshit to stop.
gizmodo.com
71% of Americans Say They're Completely Exhausted
A CDC report shows that people are not feeling relaxed and restful in the United States.
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Autistic License @dorand.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My haters said I couldn’t do it! And honestly congrats to my haters, they were right. - Bari Weiss
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Autistic License @dorand.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
No more dreams please, they really fuck up my morning when I wake
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Autistic License @dorand.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
My “I am Not Complicit” t shirt is raising a lot of questions answered by the shirt
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Autistic License @dorand.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
@jtkantor.bsky.social can we hear “pulled me up”? And I’m ready to formally request “96 tears” by ? and the mysterions be added to the post loss mix. And I’m doing it….now
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Autistic License @dorand.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Neo nazis or pedophiles
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Autistic License @dorand.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
@jtkantor.bsky.social could we hear the Simpsons theme
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Autistic License @dorand.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
static.klipy.com
here comes the pizza
Alt: here comes the pizzer
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Autistic License @dorand.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
@pfrazee.com would love to be able to watch this video with sound and without it crashing the app
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Asheesh Kapur Siddique @asheeshks.org · 11/09/2026
I also find it hilarious how universities are justifying these expenditures using the language of 'equity.'"If we don't buy these tools for everyone, then only the rich kids will be able to afford them, and that's unfair." But you don't buy books assigned by profs for anyone? Why not subsidize that!
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