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DopeGhoti @dopeghoti.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 22/09/2026

Imagine any other #UN member head of state blithely musing in an open speech to its delegates about the prospect of effecting the utter destruction of another member state. What an utter disgrace.

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DopeGhoti @dopeghoti.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 01/09/2026

Dear Every Middle Manager in the Corporate Universe: There is at least a 90% chance that any question you might think or pose that starts with 'Do we need' and ends with 'meeting' can rightly be answered with 'No' unless the word 'cancel' is in 'twain. XOXO, Me #OpenLetter #Corporate #OfficeWork

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Lesley Carhart :unverified: @hacks4pancakes.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 20/07/2026

Having an in person international or national event in America? Are you weighing factors like lodging and transport? Cool stuff to do? Here’s a map to consider if any of your attendees may possibly, even remotely be LGBTQIA. And you care about them.

Source: Movement Advancement Project (MAP) LGBTQ Equality Maps

See original source of US LGBTQIA safety study for tabular data by state.

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DopeGhoti @dopeghoti.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 10/07/2026

The all-too-short merciful respite from the Dayfire begins. #WhenTheSunGoesDown #HashtagGames

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DopeGhoti @dopeghoti.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 09/07/2026

If your vessel is zero-G, and you have magboots, they will inexplicably also keep your hair under control. #SciFiRules #HashtagGames

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DopeGhoti @dopeghoti.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 09/07/2026

Under no circumstances will you actually demonstrate proper orbital dynamics. If's extremely important to thrust prograde to decrease your periapsis. #SciFiRules #HashtagGames

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DopeGhoti @dopeghoti.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 09/07/2026

Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced. #SciFiRules #HashtagGames

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DopeGhoti @dopeghoti.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 09/07/2026

If Michael Ironside is advocating for anything, _run_ , do not walk, in the opposite direction. #SciFiRules #HashtagGames

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DopeGhoti @dopeghoti.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 09/07/2026

If Jeff Goldblum is offering you advice, you _listen_. #SciFiRules #HashtagGames

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DopeGhoti @dopeghoti.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 21/06/2026

Not that I mind naming nations by how they name themselves, but why is coverage of the World Cup identifying Turkey as Türkiye but not (for instance) identifying Germany as Deutschland? Spain as España? #WorldCup #Broadcasting #DoubleStandards

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DopeGhoti @dopeghoti.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 20/06/2026

If you're so irked at something I've said on an open thread from another poster that you decide to block me, that's fine. But why @ me in a _reply_ immediately before blocking me? That just smack of "I absolutely _must_ have the last word on this, so there!" and honestly just makes me laugh […]

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DopeGhoti @dopeghoti.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 20/06/2026

We clearly don't know what we're doing. Please, help. #AdviceToAliens #HashtagGames

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DopeGhoti @dopeghoti.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 15/06/2026

I know it won't happen, but anyone else quietly hoping that the participants in the gladiatorial combat in the pop-up colosseum on the White House's lawn just sit down and refuse to do battle for the would-be emperor's entertainment? #UFC #WhiteHouse #8647now #NoKings

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DopeGhoti @dopeghoti.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 13/06/2026

I can't wait to hear or read the explanation to the judge why the deadline for the physical removal of Trump's name from the Kennedy Memorial Center for the Performing Arts, which was _not_ extended, not only went unmet, but also why it was decided to _obscure with a tarp_ Trump's name, and not […]

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DopeGhoti @dopeghoti.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 13/06/2026

Bless the crowd at the Kennedy Memorial Center for the Performing Arts for chanting "Start with the T" as the crew there to undeface the edifice begins to work. #KennedyCenter #8647now

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DopeGhoti @dopeghoti.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 30/04/2026

[USPol] > “As I said yesterday, and I’ll say it again today, the biggest adversary we face at this point are the reckless naysayers and defeatist words of congressional Democrats and some Republicans,” Hegseth said in his opening statement to the Senate panel. Look, you feckless dipshit, if […]

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DopeGhoti @dopeghoti.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 30/03/2026

Dear My Employer's Personnel Department, You profess to be concerned about high stress amongst the employees within your demesne. If you are going to book meetings about "Stress Management" one idea to not compound the problem you purport to desire to mitigate is to _not book meetings into the […]

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DopeGhoti @dopeghoti.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 18/02/2026

Today, in "Who The Fuck Approved This UX?" Oh look, one of my domains is about to expire. Might as well renew it for as long as I'm allowed. Looks like that's ten years, according to the options presented by my registrar. Oops, sorry, something went wrong but we won't tell you what. Would you […]

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DopeGhoti @dopeghoti.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 09/02/2026

As the game goes on, the increase in the ratio of photos of Superb Owls to commentary on CapitalismFest 2026 keeps going up and I am here for it. #SuperbOwl #SuperBowl

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DopeGhoti @dopeghoti.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 09/02/2026

Wow, how bad are sports ratings that _Basketball_ has to advertise on the #SuperbOwl?

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Travis F W @travisfw.fosstodon.org.ap.brid.gy · 09/02/2026

This sunday, #SuperbOwl watches YOU

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DopeGhoti @dopeghoti.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 08/02/2026

There is a certain amount of delicious irony in Green Day opening the Superb Owl with _Holiday_ (an anti-war and anti-military-industrial-congressional complex song) and _American Idiot_ (an anthem decrying the folly of mass media leading the masses to political paralysis). #GreenDay #SuperbOwl […]

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DopeGhoti @dopeghoti.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 22/01/2026

RE: journa.host/@lolgop/115939661547194… That such a chillingly poignant lede comes from an account ostensibly known for tooting disposable goofs is as harrowing a sign of the times as any.

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DopeGhoti @dopeghoti.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 15/01/2026

Imagine if the Grand High Poobah of the Peoples' Republic of Belgistan posted on their social media feed, "American patriots, KEEP PROTESTING - TAKE OVER YOUR INSTITUTIONS!!! Save the names of the killers and abusers. They will pay a big price." #USPol #Hypocricy

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DopeGhoti @dopeghoti.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 03/01/2026

Dear US Congress, Each and every one of you too an oath or made an affirmation to a duty to support and defend the US Constitution, explicitly inclusive of domestic adversity. Please consider this brief excerpt from its immediate prequel: > But when a long train of abuses and usurpations […]

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DopeGhoti @dopeghoti.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 16/12/2025

Dear Person I've never seen before in the office, crop-dusting the office with a not-so-surreptitious can of Lysol and a self-satisfied smirk: Your chemical attack on personnel in this wing of the building has been accepted for the Act of War that it clearly is. A counterattack may or may not […]

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@GottaLaff @gottalaff.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

"...An attack on shipwrecked sailors." Illegal. Murder.

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DopeGhoti @dopeghoti.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 04/12/2025

Just got an email from my #Apartment management company telling me that I am late on my #Rent payment, and I do not pay the entire past-due amount of $0.00, they will initiate eviction proceedings. I can easily afford this regrettable shortfall, but their payment portal is not accepting a […]

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DopeGhoti @dopeghoti.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 03/12/2025

Current mood is very _Good Morning, Tucson_ by Jonathan Coulton.

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DopeGhoti @dopeghoti.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 06/11/2025

Hereby starting my campaign to designate #QuoteToots as "Quoots".

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DopeGhoti @dopeghoti.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 04/11/2025

RE: mastodon.social/@Ukrainian_Art/1154… The Ukraine/US flag bracelet I ordered arrived promptly and is both lovely and very well-constructed. Highly recommend for anyone looking to support someone directly.

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DopeGhoti @dopeghoti.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 04/11/2025

Why do I, an Ops guy, have to not just one time, but _repeatedly_ explain to people who are _paid_ to write programs for a living, the concept of a Finite State Machine?

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DopeGhoti @dopeghoti.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 29/10/2025

The recent #AWS #outage, combined with today's #Azure outage, really makes the "unmarked shed in a field" mental image replacement for the #Cloud loot a lot more apt than the arguably more accurate "Someone Else's Datacenter" that I had mentally mapped previously.

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DopeGhoti @dopeghoti.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 28/10/2025

Man, #Neuromancer reads really different now that the meaning of #ICE has been near-completely co-opted in America.

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