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Danny, Squaresoft's Official FFVIII Shill

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Artist, Film Grad and Professional Videogame Heel. Certified tabletop Hobbyist and Goblin Enjoyer. Pokemon Soul Silver was the best one.

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Danny, Squaresoft's Official FFVIII Shill @dopedanny.bsky.social · 23m
A catastrophic misfire in the unintended defence of having zero standards.
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Danny, Squaresoft's Official FFVIII Shill @dopedanny.bsky.social · 3h
I had a dream the switch 2 was getting a remake to a ultra niche first person cheesy fantasy horror mixing house of the dead, wizardy, resident evil gaiden and castlevania then i woke up and realised that doesnt exist and my day is ruined.
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Danny, Squaresoft's Official FFVIII Shill @dopedanny.bsky.social · 14h
Stumbled on a random reddit thread debating the 40k story The Last Church and holy shit what an absolute shitshow.
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Danny, Squaresoft's Official FFVIII Shill @dopedanny.bsky.social · 16h
We dont talk enough about how Tony Todds performance in Candyman was every bit as timeless and perfect as Bela Lugosi in Dracula.
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 20h
We’ve been talking about this for years. None of these far-right movements are organic.
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Danny, Squaresoft's Official FFVIII Shill @dopedanny.bsky.social · 21h
Got my Roaches built and almost done with the Zerg half of the starter box, really like these sculpts, just hope we get actual Starcraft 2 buildings as terrain.
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Danny, Squaresoft's Official FFVIII Shill @dopedanny.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Welcome to freaky bug fall.
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Danny, Squaresoft's Official FFVIII Shill @dopedanny.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Also got Kerrigan built and shes fine but pretty small and lacking detail by comparison. Not terrible the queens just way better.
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Danny, Squaresoft's Official FFVIII Shill @dopedanny.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Thats the zerg hive queen built, really great model but i think some parts behind the head will be a right shit to paint.
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Danny, Squaresoft's Official FFVIII Shill @dopedanny.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
My mums response:
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Danny, Squaresoft's Official FFVIII Shill @dopedanny.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Building worms, thinking about worms. AAARRGHHHH, THE WORMS ARE BACK
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Danny, Squaresoft's Official FFVIII Shill @dopedanny.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Games Workshop you are taking the piss.
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Danny, Squaresoft's Official FFVIII Shill @dopedanny.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
First of many Zerglings built. Very easy builds with great sprues actually point to which part is which number, take notes geedubs.
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Danny, Squaresoft's Official FFVIII Shill @dopedanny.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This all ends in a Shenpokemon romhack lineup.
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Danny, Squaresoft's Official FFVIII Shill @dopedanny.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
My Starcraft 2 player starter box arrived for the tabletop game and this thing is bigger than the biggest GW starter box by a significant marging with terrain and a nice playmat too along with stuff like crystals and vespene gysers for basing. Very impressive starter box for the price.
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Danny, Squaresoft's Official FFVIII Shill @dopedanny.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Humanity will never recover from the internet allowing village idiots to network.
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Marathon Development Team @marathonteam.bungie.net · 09/10/2026
Hey everyone, Del here. Thanks to everyone who replied to our post last week! One of the things we heard was that spawn rushing and lobby clearing was making extraction sessions play out like a BR.
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Danny, Squaresoft's Official FFVIII Shill @dopedanny.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ew got an email from Square shilling this game Vaultbreakers and i thought that sounded familiar and looking it up its the cringe power combo of ai slop and a former minecraft youtuber who got cancelled after a scandal.
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Danny, Squaresoft's Official FFVIII Shill @dopedanny.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The shape of a large friend.
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Danny, Squaresoft's Official FFVIII Shill @dopedanny.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
XD is a play on “Extremely Disturbing!”
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Danny, Squaresoft's Official FFVIII Shill @dopedanny.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
@patstaresat.bsky.social rather than spam replies heres as much of Shadowlands' monumental well poisoning fuck up i can recall: www.reddit.com/r/TwoBestFri...
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From the TwoBestFriendsPlay community on Reddit: For Pat: What went wrong with Shadowlands
Posted by dope_danny - 1 vote and 0 comments
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Danny, Squaresoft's Official FFVIII Shill @dopedanny.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You become a ghost and go to your body to respawn. People also eat food and pay gold to repair and also fuck every religion they are wrong its four clubhouses a giant gold dude sorts you into like harry potter. Every question gets you more answers to worse things.
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Danny, Squaresoft's Official FFVIII Shill @dopedanny.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“Wait but that makes no sense multiple faction that fought each other were all working for the same guy?” YEAH ITS ALMOST LIKE THE WRITER WAS QUIETLY FIRED WITH SUCH LITTLE FANFARE PEOPLE ONLY FOUND OUT VIA FUCKIN’ LINKEDIN.
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Danny, Squaresoft's Official FFVIII Shill @dopedanny.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What if there was a 3d printed bald shirtless man behind every major villain going back to sargeras who was the ultimate evil of evils but “was merely preparing you for what is to come”?
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Danny, Squaresoft's Official FFVIII Shill @dopedanny.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I think Shadowlands kind of killed Retail its just been bleeding out since with attempts to shift the tone and right the ship that just havent hit in the mmo zeitgeist and a “not quite classic or retail” is the clean slate they have been chasing to pull people in.
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Danny, Squaresoft's Official FFVIII Shill @dopedanny.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The vibe i got since blizzcon is retail is in some way winding down and they want this to be a middle ground to keep people subbed since its all the same sub so is getting more freedom to crowdplease.
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Danny, Squaresoft's Official FFVIII Shill @dopedanny.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Getting back into Starcraft 2 has me looking at that tabletop game. I hear it has a turn based resource system so you dont have your list all at once like 40k and that has my interest. Hope they add the buildings in too.
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Danny, Squaresoft's Official FFVIII Shill @dopedanny.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Like not even stuff like Kerrigan turning into Sylvanas 2 but even that doctor from the colony who zergs out in a cutscene. It happens so often in this period.
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Danny, Squaresoft's Official FFVIII Shill @dopedanny.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Halfway through my Wings of Liberty replay and man i forgot how hard 2010 Blizzard was the peak of Metzen inserting his broken/corrupted woman fetish into every Blizzard release at the time.
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🦇CinemamindDavid🔞🦇 @cinemaminddavid.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Zombie abomination captured on cctv
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Danny, Squaresoft's Official FFVIII Shill @dopedanny.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hell they don't even have the same punch as Immortal Hulks first issue did. I'll give em a few issues and a fair shake but that first look was weak.
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Danny, Squaresoft's Official FFVIII Shill @dopedanny.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Read the new Marvel Midnight comics and man if thats their answer to Absolute then man not exactly coming out swinging.
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Danny, Squaresoft's Official FFVIII Shill @dopedanny.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Man the story might be meh but the Wings of Liberty campaign for Starcraft 2 is so good.
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Danny, Squaresoft's Official FFVIII Shill @dopedanny.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Watched a friend play some Maple Story Classic and holy shit thats too many people fighting for mobs that makes WoW classics launch look tame god damn.
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hole foe @hole-friend.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Danny, Squaresoft's Official FFVIII Shill @dopedanny.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Decided to replay Alan Wake 2 after beating Control Resonant and man you can feel the money put into this game.
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Danny, Squaresoft's Official FFVIII Shill @dopedanny.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Im getting that Starcraft 2 campaign hankering again.
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Danny, Squaresoft's Official FFVIII Shill @dopedanny.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Man this Malfoid slop is a real forced foot in the door attempt by the potterheads to try and make people accept their dogshit personality replacement IP run by a mouldmancer huh?
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Danny, Squaresoft's Official FFVIII Shill @dopedanny.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Well i finished the Ultimog challenge in FFXIV but didn't get the mount coupons, so i guess thats just the whole event fucked then?
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Danny, Squaresoft's Official FFVIII Shill @dopedanny.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ah, so the "jackasses go to the opposite factions quest hubs and kill all the npcs" brand of pvp instead then.
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Danny, Squaresoft's Official FFVIII Shill @dopedanny.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Haven't tried Darsh/Narsh yet but interested to see what changes may have occurred there. I like it as is but feel like outside Quarantine most of the map aint that popular compared to the others.
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Danny, Squaresoft's Official FFVIII Shill @dopedanny.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
-Station appears to have had a minor redesign with a new tower and piping/scaffolding to the south with the TAD up on there rather than in the hanger on the second floor -Have not seen any Grenadiers -Basic mooks die in one melee with 0 lvls in the cradle
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Danny, Squaresoft's Official FFVIII Shill @dopedanny.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
-Have no seen the crows at all, think i maybe heard them once -Rocket Drone seemed to spawn in way earlier -Loot more generous. Spawned at South Relay and first large container had blue Overrun and a green shield, killed two ghosts inside for blue implants -Grenades seem much rarer
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Danny, Squaresoft's Official FFVIII Shill @dopedanny.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
initial thoughts, though could be wrong on some obv: -Way less Ticks, way more of the yellow gas mushroom things -Guns now seem to be heard from about TAD distance at max -Enemies seem to be following farther and searching for longer, seems alerting a single POI clanker has the whole POI run to you
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Danny, Squaresoft's Official FFVIII Shill @dopedanny.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Perimeter certainly feels a bit different in Marathon today. Lot more of the yellow gas mushrooms, think they redesigned part of outer station, rocket drone seemed to drop in way earlier and was finding way more blue quality items in the large containers.
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Marathon @marathonthegame.bungie.net · 06/10/2026
Marathon's next step begins today, with the Nightfall Refresh. Then in December, we will expand significantly with Symbiosis, so we can later take another large leap forward in March. Head to bung.ie/4y9sf2l for more info!
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Danny, Squaresoft's Official FFVIII Shill @dopedanny.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Marathon is Creepy and Wet. F.E.A.R is Wet. System Shock is Creepy. I don't make the rules.
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Danny, Squaresoft's Official FFVIII Shill @dopedanny.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Friend hearing me talk about the wipe: So is Marathon a Creepy or Wet shooter? Me, NuCaloric fungal enjoyer: its both! They bought it, ladies and gentleman we got him.
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Danny, Squaresoft's Official FFVIII Shill @dopedanny.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The novel it comes from is well worth looking up. Its about a police chief in a fantasy city where the dwarves and trolls are getting into racially motivated punch ups over some war from centuries agos anniversary and a mystery based around a stolen painting and this board game hiding a big secret
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Danny, Squaresoft's Official FFVIII Shill @dopedanny.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Not quite the same but you should check out Thud! And the Discworld novel its based on. One side plays a few trolls, the other a dwarf army and its all about teaching kids fantasy world equality.
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