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Denise

@dopcola.bsky.social
7.8K followers 3.7K following 168 posts

Frugal, shop-a-holic mom of quads plus one and Chief Exhausted Officer of the Nut House! Sisyphus. Unicorn in search of a sapiosexual.

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Denise @dopcola.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Some of my favorite recent art pieces at the Graffiti Bridge Pensacola #grindrwives #canteatmoney
Graffiti Bridge Pensacola artwork - MAGA wives check your husbands phone for Grindr Graffiti Bridge Pensacola artwork- When the last tree is cut, the last river poisoned and the last fish caught, then you will realize money cannot be eaten
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Denise @dopcola.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
My crazy stalker neighbor hung this sign at the end of his driveway today. I already knew who you were sir, you didn’t have to advertise it 😖
Yard flag that has a cross over an American flag and says “I am Charlie Kirk”
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Denise @dopcola.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
can someone please explain to me why someone who has to take his wife to every meeting and include her in every Signal chat is so afraid of women with authority? “Hegseth has also fired or replaced a number of women in leadership positions in a broader purge of military personnel”
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Denise @dopcola.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Best Colbert Show opening ever!!! Damn I’m going to miss you, you beautiful human. #shutyourtrap #jimmykimmel #stephencolbert #fascismsucks
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Denise @dopcola.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Bwahahahahahaha y’all - I’d love to see this commercial 😂
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Denise @dopcola.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Find what you love, and let it kill you. ~ Charles Bukowski
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Denise @dopcola.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Isn’t that like a billion a piece???? Hell I’d be happy with a million. With the way the economy is going - I’d be happy with a grand! #grifters #grifterinchief
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Denise @dopcola.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Be careful out there y’all, I just found two rare albino crocs in the front yard 🐊 #floridaproblems
Pair of white Crocs shoes nestled in a lush landscape
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Denise @dopcola.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Swear to God yall, if I threw this checklist down in front of my kids and said I'll give you ten bucks for every check mark, I'd be ten bucks poorer. God help me 😭
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Denise @dopcola.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Where’s Waldo? #catsofbluesky #hisnameismidnight
Black cat hiding behind grey pillow blending into headboard of bed.
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Denise @dopcola.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
This pic of the Billionaire Bride (age 55) in her $250k dress simultaneously made me (age 57) think two things - damn my arms aren’t that bad! And, I should probably workout more. So off I go to do arm exercises! #thanksfortheinspo #bezoswedding #paymoretaxes
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Denise @dopcola.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Forget the judges, when are they gonna start locking up the lawyers???
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Denise @dopcola.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
I thought they were dismantling DOE because it’s so important to give the power back to the states. So which is it????
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Denise @dopcola.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
I’m so insulted by this email from Rick Scott re: “making Washington work for Florida families”. groceries are more expensive, I’m trying to figure out how to pay for next years tuition for my kids now that DOE has been ransacked, and my 401K has dropped nearly 30%. This helps Florida families how?
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Denise @dopcola.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Has this dude never heard of OPSEC? I have to take refresher courses every year to keep my clearance and my job 🤦‍♀️
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Denise @dopcola.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Our local Sherrif is parked at the Tesla dealership, why do they get taxpayer paid security?
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Denise @dopcola.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
This Escambia County Sheriffs vehicle has been parked at the Tesla dealership all morning. Are taxpayers now providing security for Elon?? WTH?
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Denise @dopcola.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Doing my part to support Canada!!!! 🍁 🇨🇦
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Denise @dopcola.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Anyone have some spray paint? My local Tesla dealership is looking a little plain.
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Denise @dopcola.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Seriously???? Without ANY evidence Trump is blaming the plane crash on DEI and Pete Buttigieg????
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Denise @dopcola.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Above me shone a terrifying number of stars, spelling out the cold indifference of the universe I tried to stare at the road ahead I saw a huge storm far off on the horizon, dark and crawling with lightning I kept my eyes on the long white lines And I laughed like hell ~ Lord Huron
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Denise @dopcola.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Hell really is freezing over here in Florida!!!
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Denise @dopcola.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Tuning out the world and watching Big Bang Theory reruns all day!!
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Denise @dopcola.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Or herself when she stole this dog from hurricane Katrina victims 🤷‍♀️
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Denise @dopcola.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Don’t forget about the dog she stole from hurricane Katrina victims then eventually had to give back 😔 nypost.com/2024/11/23/u...
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Denise @dopcola.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Why in the world is someone with 8 followers out there making block lists? And how did I manage to get on them? This is supposed to be a friendly place!
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Denise @dopcola.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Just because there are a crap ton of cat pictures in my feed for some unknown reason and I was feeling left out - here’s my Shadow yawning ❤️ #catsofbluesky #yawning #ecollar
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Denise @dopcola.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
What about the weird vague block lists? I’m like the nicest person, minding my own business and posting only positive shit, but I end up on block lists? Hurts my feelings TBH 😭
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Denise @dopcola.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
How is the X algorithm even legal? Every time I refresh the top post is from the owner who I don’t follow, and next post is always an ad. So glad I’m here!
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Denise @dopcola.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
This is my fave stolen meme lately 🤣
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Denise @dopcola.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Lolol my Bluesky Digital Persona analysis says I’m “Like a unicorn in a field of donkeys”. I LOVE it!!! ❤️
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