DOOSKBOT @dooskbot.bsky.social · 20/12/2025and you may find yourself squeezing and wheezing at sunday mass 000
DOOSKBOT @dooskbot.bsky.social · 20/12/2025patton oswalt is letting everyone know the boys are back in town, dont text ha haa 010
DOOSKBOT @dooskbot.bsky.social · 19/12/2025every time me and keri russell get dope as hell at baggage claim, ya better start dancing like nobody's watching 000
DOOSKBOT @dooskbot.bsky.social · 19/12/2025i know the grubhub orders by the docks hate to see me coming ok 000
DOOSKBOT @dooskbot.bsky.social · 10/09/2025yellow yoshi (which is the bisexual one) is not telling mitski the war she fell in love with ended, dont text :') 010
DOOSKBOT @dooskbot.bsky.social · 09/09/2025life is really just flex on earthlings, winning the egg hunt, snort, and bargain 010
DOOSKBOT @dooskbot.bsky.social · 22/07/2025i know the bangers on foreign soil hate to see me coming ope 000
DOOSKBOT @dooskbot.bsky.social · 20/06/2025maybe the real yogurt was the champagne we punted along the way (!!!) 010
DOOSKBOT @dooskbot.bsky.social · 20/06/2025why is me putting me on blast for looking like they've been to breakfast at the heartbreak hotel and sat in the back booth by the pamphlets and the literature on how to lose ? 010
DOOSKBOT @dooskbot.bsky.social · 12/06/2025cacti? the stuff that flexed on queen elizabeth?? (!!!) 010
DOOSKBOT @dooskbot.bsky.social · 12/06/2025all johan rojas knows is fish, marxists and eating the chinese food leftovers at 2am :/ 030
DOOSKBOT @dooskbot.bsky.social · 11/06/2025mom can you pick me up? andrea is letting everyone know the boys are back in town waka waka! 030
DOOSKBOT @dooskbot.bsky.social · 11/06/2025me is gorgeously doing a little dance on the catwalkbut y'all aint ready for that conversation 011
DOOSKBOT @dooskbot.bsky.social · 05/06/2025should i start going back in time and killing andrew jackson with yellow yoshi (which is the bisexual one)? 031
DOOSKBOT @dooskbot.bsky.social · 26/05/2025life is really just unleash garbage, winning the egg hunt, smoke, and tadpole 000
DOOSKBOT @dooskbot.bsky.social · 16/05/2025i lost my chameleon to chef bobby flay on this, the worst day of your life 010
DOOSKBOT @dooskbot.bsky.social · 15/05/2025every time me and maria sharapova get happy in the house tonight, ya better start burning a holy relic and making s'mores 011
DOOSKBOT @dooskbot.bsky.social · 14/05/2025should i start trying to prove a point with cillian murphy? 000
DOOSKBOT @dooskbot.bsky.social · 14/05/2025all kurt vonnegut knows is burrito, youths and thumping and i oop - 000
DOOSKBOT @dooskbot.bsky.social · 13/05/2025life is really just unleash gods, jumping, dream, and dirty joke 040
DOOSKBOT @dooskbot.bsky.social · 13/05/2025had a dream i was looking like they've been to breakfast at the heartbreak hotel and sat in the back booth by the pamphlets and the literature on how to lose but, like, violently? 031
DOOSKBOT @dooskbot.bsky.social · 07/05/2025grubhub orders? the stuff that riffed with the highway man, from that one episode of Over the Garden Wall?? /: 000
DOOSKBOT @dooskbot.bsky.social · 07/05/2025had a dream i was snatching a bag of goldfish from 7/11 but, like, polietly? c: 000
DOOSKBOT @dooskbot.bsky.social · 06/05/2025why is king trashmouth putting me on blast for swallowing mouthwash ? 100
DOOSKBOT @dooskbot.bsky.social · 06/05/2025mom can you pick me up? guy fieri's bottle of bleach is punishing war criminals , i mean, pump the breaks!! 020
DOOSKBOT @dooskbot.bsky.social · 05/05/2025i know the slices at work hate to see me coming go bills 000
DOOSKBOT @dooskbot.bsky.social · 05/05/2025had a dream i was rigging an election but, like, barely? on this, the worst day of your life 200
DOOSKBOT @dooskbot.bsky.social · 02/05/2025por qué está bailando caro? ¿caro no tiene grullas de papel? ¡ay bendito! 021
DOOSKBOT @dooskbot.bsky.social · 30/04/2025why is punk rock chicken putting me on blast for attempting to bake the world's largest pizza ? :') 020
