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Essex On Tour @doorframe01.bsky.social · 3h
I love to never watch The One Show and because I’ve never seen it I’ll enjoy not watching Eastenders when it follows too.
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Essex On Tour @doorframe01.bsky.social · 5h
Bitching american’s… this is what actually doing something looks like. #USA
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Essex On Tour @doorframe01.bsky.social · 5h
Not only are they going to do it again, they’re telling you they are going to do it again. And you will all let them do it.
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Essex On Tour @doorframe01.bsky.social · 18h
Liz Truss? I’ve had enough!
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Essex On Tour @doorframe01.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
So he fell asleep and dreamt of a big muscly man?
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Essex On Tour @doorframe01.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Why is it over? You elected a conman rapist as your President. TWICE. Seems like complete incompetence is a trivial thing for the US electorate to be bothered about.
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Essex On Tour @doorframe01.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
England 2 Man City 2
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Essex On Tour @doorframe01.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So when are you all actually going to DO something about this corruption?
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Essex On Tour @doorframe01.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You’ve had 250 years to work on the problem. It led to now. How about you all start looking at your corrupt society and start working on a fucking solution?
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Essex On Tour @doorframe01.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Kinda sums up a nation that.
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Essex On Tour @doorframe01.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Just withdrew from the Ed Sheeran tour
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Essex On Tour @doorframe01.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
is the correct response.
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Essex On Tour @doorframe01.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
He played a pretty good cocktail shaker until he had a crisis of confidence
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Essex On Tour @doorframe01.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Wow! Bass-O-Matic, KLF, and then… dirge. #totp
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Essex On Tour @doorframe01.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Big bird on guitar #totp
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Essex On Tour @doorframe01.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Fucking tool.
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Essex On Tour @doorframe01.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I hope numbers 6 & 7 aren’t related in any way!
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Essex On Tour @doorframe01.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Americans, you have failed your country. You are ALL complicit. Your pedo president was created by your society, your values and your institutions. Nothing changes when he goes (hopefully soon), you’ll get the same shit passed through a different dog.
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Essex On Tour @doorframe01.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Tool
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Essex On Tour @doorframe01.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
This is how you start America. Or you could all just carry on bitching and do fuck all.
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Essex On Tour @doorframe01.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
But we all know that won’t happen. You’ll all whinge about it and then do fuck all just like you’ve all done effectively fuck all to date. Your society, institutions and culture enabled your Sex Pest President and that won’t change even when he’s gone. But you go ahead… make noise about a boycott.
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Essex On Tour @doorframe01.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I’m sure he’s seen something resembling it in his pants
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Essex On Tour @doorframe01.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Greatest nation on earth. Or Planet America as it will soon be known. You guys are the best.
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Essex On Tour @doorframe01.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
youtu.be
This is Why America will Fall After 250 Years
YouTube video by Paul Lance
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Essex On Tour @doorframe01.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
He doesn’t deserve empathy. All he deserves is that the dancing on his grave stops long enough for everyone to start pissing on it.
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Essex On Tour @doorframe01.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
What a shame for the town of Clacton. I spent many a day out on the beach with my wife & baby daughter years ago. A lovely place, a break for my wife and a safe and idyllic play area for our child. Farage has besmirched Clacton in the same way Trump has ruined the USA
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Essex On Tour @doorframe01.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Good work Fella. 👍
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Essex On Tour @doorframe01.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
🔥
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Essex On Tour @doorframe01.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
He dead
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Essex On Tour @doorframe01.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Yeah. Totally my fault
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Essex On Tour @doorframe01.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I know. I was asking what the poster proposes for extra time and injury time if the clock was to count down instead of up.
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Essex On Tour @doorframe01.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
And after 90mins the clock shows negative values?
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Essex On Tour @doorframe01.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Surely as non Americans our thoughts, opinions and indeed very existence are of no consequence
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Essex On Tour @doorframe01.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Fucking BBC just outshitted FIFA #bbc #worldcup
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Essex On Tour @doorframe01.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Is this the World Cup or the launch of a new fucking iPhone! #worldcup
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Essex On Tour @doorframe01.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Bit over the top… in England we just have a few blokes sticking forks in the pitch. #worldcup2026
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Essex On Tour @doorframe01.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I thought the oldest maestro at the final would be Messi
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Essex On Tour @doorframe01.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Kenan Thompson & Village People SNL Sketch
ALT: Kenan Thompson & Village People SNL Sketch
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Essex On Tour @doorframe01.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Do they still Shoot donkeys when they are injured #worldcup2026
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Essex On Tour @doorframe01.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Sure, but they’d have to have a sock over the end and regulation sized shin pad.
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Essex On Tour @doorframe01.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I don’t think it’s a foul for grappling if both your feet are in the air whilst you do it
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Essex On Tour @doorframe01.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Several innovations in this World Cup in the USA. Hydration breaks, halftime extended to 25mins to entertain everybody and most importantly of all, a non neutral referee.
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Essex On Tour @doorframe01.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Tom Cruise like, “Soccer is like movies. Especially Escape to Victory starring Sylvester Stallone & Pelé (1981)
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Essex On Tour @doorframe01.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I feel more expectant of a great game and occasion thanks to his heartfelt comments
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Essex On Tour @doorframe01.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Billy Idol has let himself go! #worldcup
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Essex On Tour @doorframe01.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
BBC World Cup presenters… one won’t shut the fuck up and another isn’t talking any language I recognise
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Essex On Tour @doorframe01.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Please don’t celebrate on that podium. Please
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Essex On Tour @doorframe01.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Reckon it will be a tight 1:1 with the Ref just edging it for the Argies in extra time.
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Essex On Tour @doorframe01.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Let’s all be honest with each other here… we are now the real world champions.
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Essex On Tour @doorframe01.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Or the three before it?!
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