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—— 𝐃𝐄𝐗ᯓ★ @doordelivery.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

"Fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck!!!" He's running with a bag of take-out in hand, panting heavily. "THIS IS NOT COOL! SO NOT COOL!" — [ #TheLastLaugh ]; A Dex subplot

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—— 𝐃𝐄𝐗ᯓ★ @doordelivery.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

. . . Huh? Carry you? But you might dent the pizza ...

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—— 𝐃𝐄𝐗ᯓ★ @doordelivery.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

// I want to hold and kiss him actually

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—— 𝐃𝐄𝐗ᯓ★ @doordelivery.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

"Guess I was a bit too slow." He smiled, holding the bags with both hands before handing them off to Esme carefully. "It's not really a big deal for me .. Customer service is always my priority. The happier they are, the happier I am."

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—— 𝐃𝐄𝐗ᯓ★ @doordelivery.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Ooohhhhhh! You wanted to sleep with me like THAT. I get it.. I gotcha. I comprende, mi amigo. I'm on the clock still, though.

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—— 𝐃𝐄𝐗ᯓ★ @doordelivery.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

The moment Esme was no longer within view, Dex would split himself into doubles using his speed — one traveling to the food while Dex worked out a reasonable time management plan. Ensuring he wasn't too fast nor too slow. All before arriving back at Esme's just a minute past the thirty. ++

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—— 𝐃𝐄𝐗ᯓ★ @doordelivery.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

We're going to bed..? But it's not even dark out yet, are you tired? Maybe you need me to tuck you in. Kinda weird but I'd totally do it! If you wanted. Just to help a guy out.

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—— 𝐃𝐄𝐗ᯓ★ @doordelivery.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

A test drive .......? [ Buffering circle in his brain ] What are we driving??

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—— 𝐃𝐄𝐗ᯓ★ @doordelivery.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

"I have it mapped by memory." A gentle, friendly smile given to the other while the order information would pop up on his own phone. "I'll see you in thirty minutes flat. Or your money back."

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—— 𝐃𝐄𝐗ᯓ★ @doordelivery.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

"Not a problem, man. Always happy to help out a friend." A smile on his face, he followed Barry's lead with his hand to the air. Giving the other a friendly high-five.

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—— 𝐃𝐄𝐗ᯓ★ @doordelivery.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Huh— wha— IT'S HUGE!! How does- how do you even have something like that? [ He's making an attempt to stick his own tongue out in similar fashion .. but it's merely average. ]

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—— 𝐃𝐄𝐗ᯓ★ @doordelivery.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

"Me personally? I love a good slice of cassata." "Oh, and unlike other delivery apps, if you're worked with our runners before and gave a good review you can scroll through a list of names and select specific runners if it shows they're available." "You'll see a green dot by my name."

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—— 𝐃𝐄𝐗ᯓ★ @doordelivery.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

"With pasta and garlic bread, you don't want something too sweet that it'll make you feel sick after. But a simple cannoli. It has the sweetness of a good dessert, but not too heavy like a cake."

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—— 𝐃𝐄𝐗ᯓ★ @doordelivery.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

That.. Sure is a sentence no one has ever said to me before..!!!

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—— 𝐃𝐄𝐗ᯓ★ @doordelivery.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

At least take me to dinner first. Sheesh. And perfect! We can transfer over the discount, just tell them to use code SUPAFAST for 20% off.

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—— 𝐃𝐄𝐗ᯓ★ @doordelivery.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

You would f — wha- Cult leader?! ....do they have an account set up?

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—— 𝐃𝐄𝐗ᯓ★ @doordelivery.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Woah.. No one ever thinks I'm cute. You really think I'm cute!? Pretty to look at. Looks like someone's getting a discount on their next delivery fee.

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—— 𝐃𝐄𝐗ᯓ★ @doordelivery.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Saw what in huh? Me? Who? Who's Ron Ron?

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—— 𝐃𝐄𝐗ᯓ★ @doordelivery.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Fondue .. I know what fondue is, but the thought of combining cheese with chocolate gives me the heebie-jeebies!!! I'm all for savory and sweet but I can't do that one..

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—— 𝐃𝐄𝐗ᯓ★ @doordelivery.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

"My delivery service! Yum-Run! I'm just an employee, but you can download the app onto any phone!" He's eagerly removing his phone from his pocket, holding it up to show the other the app, swiping through it. "Lots of places to order from! All in the palm of your hand!"

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—— 𝐃𝐄𝐗ᯓ★ @doordelivery.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Cheese and chocolate sounds awful..!! And I've never been a peanut butter type of a man. Except that time the jar was a little tempting but — ...

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—— 𝐃𝐄𝐗ᯓ★ @doordelivery.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

. . . Grilled cheese and pea– No! That's like a whole food abomination! That sounds horrible!

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—— 𝐃𝐄𝐗ᯓ★ @doordelivery.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

A pizza place would be the worst to get a milkshake from, you'd want somewhere specific to frozen treats or a malt shop. Call me old fashioned, but the ones that do exist? Perfect combo for a burger and milkshake. The sweet, salty taste combination can't be beat.

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—— 𝐃𝐄𝐗ᯓ★ @doordelivery.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

"Plenty of guys out there? I mean, yeah. The world is pretty big. There's obviously plenty guys. Plenty girls. Nonbinary people ... A lot of birds. There's so many birds, actually." "Especially chickens!" It seemed he was incredibly unaware of what Barry had meant ..

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—— 𝐃𝐄𝐗ᯓ★ @doordelivery.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

"What's wrong with Papa John's......" [ 🥺 ]

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—— 𝐃𝐄𝐗ᯓ★ @doordelivery.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

"Then you probably shouldn't be ordering food and snacks...."

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—— 𝐃𝐄𝐗ᯓ★ @doordelivery.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

"On account of my speed. My delivery speed I mean, always getting food in on time!" A quick fixing of his words, passing Barry a bright grin. "Anyway, dude. I won't sweat it. Rich guy like him? Probably mega busy. No time to slow down and sniff the pizza! It's chill."

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—— 𝐃𝐄𝐗ᯓ★ @doordelivery.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

— #𝐒𝐞𝐝𝐮𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐒𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐚𝐲 "Yeah, look at you .. dirty girl. Slipping out of your wrapper like that.. mouthwatering and exposed. God you are so .. FILTHY. Can't wait to get my mouth on you.."

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—— 𝐃𝐄𝐗ᯓ★ @doordelivery.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

"That depends where you're ordering from. The Yum-Run app has multiple stores and chain restaurants for you to pick from. Prices vary!"

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—— 𝐃𝐄𝐗ᯓ★ @doordelivery.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

"You know what's really sexy? Hot and ready to eat food in 30 minutes or less or your money back!" "Now THAT'S what I call hot."

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—— 𝐃𝐄𝐗ᯓ★ @doordelivery.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

"Ronaldo left town??? Damn. I thought we were gonna chill together. He seemed so excited about being friends. Then he up and left!" "Can't win 'em all ... But you can win a discounted Yum-Run order using code SPEEDY."

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—— 𝐃𝐄𝐗ᯓ★ @doordelivery.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

"Oh, hey! I saw you at the party! Do you happen to know Ronaldo?? I thought we'd become buddies .. "

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—— 𝐃𝐄𝐗ᯓ★ @doordelivery.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

"I wonder why Ronaldo never called me back. He seemed like such a nice dude."

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