The Failure VIP was worth every penny and I am so glad I did it. Certified sweetie3.14s.
One of em asked me if I was dressed for Halloween and I said "nah, this is pretty normal for me? I'll wear this in May."
More makeup than usual and I've still got that blinding Pillsbury Dough Boy glow tho
![An illustration of a 1981 IBM PC setup, several pieces of vintage ham radio equipment, and a vintage style microphone. The computer is leaking a black fluid from the fan vents which has gathered under the keyboard and is running off the edge of the table. The background is on parchment paper. Illustration is black and grey except for a bright green ASCII biohazard-with-skull symbol on the black computer screen and green dials on the ham radio equipment.
Stylized tabletop role playing game style stat box in the corner (for instance, a dungeons and dragons monster manual) reads:
TRIGGER OF ANNIHILATION
muscle: zero out of five
Sapience: two out of five
durability: four out of five
psionics: four out of five
Song lyric as flavor text: "[beeping] COUNT one-two-zero... COUNT one-two-zero... Zero-zero-six-two... seven-zero... [beeping]"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:sgll4w37qrptggfsqwia2hiz/bafkreidzh5rekhbsxd4a7pxyczgivuw2rswc3emnzwzs4lz2zfgrfrja7i)
