doomify.bsky.social @doomify.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Little do you know that they had a sever shortage on gaffers 000
doomify.bsky.social @doomify.bsky.social · 30/09/2026There was a great American man who embodied all three. His name was Benjamin Franklin. 010
doomify.bsky.social @doomify.bsky.social · 29/09/2026just mad that Primetime didn't release in HansenMax 010
doomify.bsky.social @doomify.bsky.social · 24/09/2026This would go hard if it was Foghorn Leghorn holding the sign 010
doomify.bsky.social @doomify.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Godzilla has a threesome but it's because it's King Ghidora 060
doomify.bsky.social @doomify.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Robert Eggers is adapting THE CROODS. The dialogue will be in the original grunts, hand signals, and cave paintings 000
doomify.bsky.social @doomify.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Sam Mendes is making 4 Ducktales movies releasing simultaneously. 000
doomify.bsky.social @doomify.bsky.social · 20/09/2026What's the deal with the giant turtle Stephen? Is this a tie in to The Dark Tower? Make IT Make Sense! 000
doomify.bsky.social @doomify.bsky.social · 18/09/2026And now that poor man is barred from joining the FBI. Who will stand up for him? 000
doomify.bsky.social @doomify.bsky.social · 18/09/2026check out the clips cosmonaut marcus recorded on twitter 000
doomify.bsky.social @doomify.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Obama after Osama Bin Laden death, having read the books "like geralt and the hansa chasing vilgefortz, we finally got him" 020
doomify.bsky.social @doomify.bsky.social · 16/09/2026You don't understand. The extra r's it counted in strawberry stand for revolution. THE SECOND COMING HAS BEEN DIGITZIED 040
doomify.bsky.social @doomify.bsky.social · 15/09/2026say what you will about Remmick, at least he was woke 1431
doomify.bsky.social @doomify.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Hey, what happens at the Stat Forge, stays at the Star Forge 010
doomify.bsky.social @doomify.bsky.social · 10/09/2026It's actually the third in a trilogy, the second installment being "Impractical Jokers" 030
doomify.bsky.social @doomify.bsky.social · 07/09/2026When vortigaunt chefs take over this fine dining restaurant, there's bound to be UNEXPECTED CONSEQUENCES! (Wendsdays at 9pm only on ABC) 040
doomify.bsky.social @doomify.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Label for Jesus but none for captain america whose identity is more obvious 1421
doomify.bsky.social @doomify.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I live I Gillen's district and she sucks, but it's a purple Zionist district so yeah 100
doomify.bsky.social @doomify.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Will Mayor Mamdani make the Avengers, often off world, pay his pied a Terre tax for Avengers Tower? Unfortunately yes 1192
doomify.bsky.social @doomify.bsky.social · 02/09/2026If you light it on fire they ship you a Helm's Deep set 000
doomify.bsky.social @doomify.bsky.social · 02/09/2026A bag of sugar is what's known as "the Gatorade of Theseus" 020
doomify.bsky.social @doomify.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Was a true triumphed that they un-terrified Dr. Lorre 010
doomify.bsky.social @doomify.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Marvel as you struggle through Jason's journey to become an attorney with a real time 2 day bar exam 010
doomify.bsky.social @doomify.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Feast on a endless supply of loose meats at the Dollar Tree Deli Counter 000
doomify.bsky.social @doomify.bsky.social · 26/08/2026It's really funny how they don't think the 4 new minutes will instantly leak and everyone will just see them online instead of wasting 3 hours and $25 000
doomify.bsky.social @doomify.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Hello it is me George Clooney. Please intorduce me to Mach 5 Monkey 020
doomify.bsky.social @doomify.bsky.social · 24/08/2026No one ever asks the celebrities what normal people they've found hot lately 000
doomify.bsky.social @doomify.bsky.social · 23/08/2026The old god (the cross) being pushed aside by the new (spider-man) 000
doomify.bsky.social @doomify.bsky.social · 21/08/2026The cattle men and the spreadsheet people have been at war for centuries 001
doomify.bsky.social @doomify.bsky.social · 20/08/2026My faculty adviser cautioned me against double majoring or even attempting to tack on an associate's degree. 000
doomify.bsky.social @doomify.bsky.social · 20/08/2026The culinary world's master of misfits returns 000
doomify.bsky.social @doomify.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Doctor Doom just became the ruler of the Eastern European nation-state he was born and raised in 000
doomify.bsky.social @doomify.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Too many of those mini pancakes is a problem for my everything 000
doomify.bsky.social @doomify.bsky.social · 15/08/2026I misread it as "more eggos" and was going to congratulate them on finally making a unique point 100
doomify.bsky.social @doomify.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Insider trading on the weather report by knowing what the weather was a week before the episode comes out 010