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@doomi.bsky.social
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endless sleeper @doomi.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
excerpts from "thank you very much"
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endless sleeper @doomi.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
what even was that that you were doing twin 😭
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endless sleeper @doomi.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
atd
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endless sleeper @doomi.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
crazy casino music
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endless sleeper @doomi.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
rorschaches covering every single wall!
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endless sleeper @doomi.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
you have to apply more product. to draw out the scent
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endless sleeper @doomi.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
reading you shou yan over the past few days and im extremely concerned over sibuxiang. hes been in the proverbial trenches for the past 300 chapters. all that stress cannot be good for him
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endless sleeper @doomi.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
gradnight20/21
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endless sleeper @doomi.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
the world has 33% more breadcrumbs in it today for some reason
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endless sleeper @doomi.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
turns out my body has memorized the full duration and sound progression of the toilet flush in my bathroom. the flush stretched on for 2 seconds longer than usual + the sound was a bit more layered and my body was on full alert for the entire flushing process
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endless sleeper @doomi.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
just listened to vance joy riptide for the first time in six years
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endless sleeper @doomi.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
u kno i cant control myself when that Pixies is playin . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
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endless sleeper @doomi.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
bram stoker's margaritaville
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endless sleeper @doomi.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
im making a pill that makes anyone immediately crave chow mein upon consumption even if they dont like it
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endless sleeper @doomi.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
get bonkers
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endless sleeper @doomi.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
back2school but i aimt shoppin
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endless sleeper @doomi.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
if the world was zombies id be witb chomps but then id survive and then cure the everybodues because i get zombies more
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endless sleeper @doomi.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
when i die i want my body to make more dirt in the ocean. let the little crustacean guys burrow into my soil. theyre funny and i like them
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endless sleeper @doomi.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
they call me landfills guy because i am often found in landfills
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endless sleeper @doomi.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
assembling a team to assist me in my quest to find the most sourest candy of all time ever in the whole wooorld
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endless sleeper @doomi.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
its punvh a sandbag hours!!!
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endless sleeper @doomi.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
go out there and puch a sandbag!!!!!
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endless sleeper @doomi.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
punch a sandbag!!!!
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endless sleeper @doomi.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
2025 we listening to scary music. 2026 we listening go happy go lucky music. 2027... who knows?
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endless sleeper @doomi.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
pardon my crudishness but i believe the commoner's vulgar humor to be delightful! on a blue day notihng gets my heart out of the guter quite like a well deployed aside concering the nature "of the male penis"
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endless sleeper @doomi.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
in my youth i ceaselessly criticized peers for liking stupid bullshit. but in a moment of vunlerability i had epiphany and realized my error: who am i to put someone down for liking stupid bullshit? what right have i to think someone lesser than me just because they like stupid bullshit and i dont?
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endless sleeper @doomi.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
cain from bible was the first example of the trope "white boy who lost everything" (seen in: house of leaves; spider man 3). many think adam from bible was the first one but he doesnt count due to a technicality because he got to keep his cool wife
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endless sleeper @doomi.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
i invented popular party game limbo 5000 years ago as a form of military training to make my soldier's (i was a powerful army general btw) bodies more flexible and resilient. we Never lost a single war. eber
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endless sleeper @doomi.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
throughpower and sKillz i have been crowned the "Lord of the zspheres" and granted lots of divine abilities. i control the gravity in 300 different dimensions each with 20-40 galaxies that EACH have 7-30 palnets. so basically what im saying is: Fuck you..
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endless sleeper @doomi.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
tv at the clothes store is playing comically stretched ads for the store itself
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endless sleeper @doomi.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
cha cha two thousand
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endless sleeper @doomi.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
every day i wake up and have 3 more insect bites on my body
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endless sleeper @doomi.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
feel like shit ima listen to countrypolitan for 8 hours
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endless sleeper @doomi.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
the sentence "when you drop generational brown and get a phantom wipe" has been bouncing around in my head since yesterday
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endless sleeper @doomi.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
trees dude
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endless sleeper @doomi.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
hey hey hey the end is near
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endless sleeper @doomi.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
big hero 6 movie
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endless sleeper @doomi.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
it is with a heavy heart that i must announce that 2 days ago the little wood plank thing i put on the inside of my computer desk as a footrest got bent downwards in the center due to near constant usage and thus cannot serve as a steady footrest anymore. i havent removed it yet out of respect
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endless sleeper @doomi.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
next time you go on a long car ride that goes thru an open road make sure to play glen campbell's hit song "wichita lineman" at least once for the full experience
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endless sleeper @doomi.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
saw a dude on soulseek sharing fonts. respect
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endless sleeper @doomi.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
i have gyatt to watch movies
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endless sleeper @doomi.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
photo from "going home"
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endless sleeper @doomi.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
sent duplicate images in the 2nd one so had to resend </3 bsky profile is so not linear now. the correct sequence of events is getting there -> being there -> different place. lock in
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endless sleeper @doomi.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
photos from "being in a different place not too far from there"
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endless sleeper @doomi.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
photos from "being there"
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endless sleeper @doomi.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
photos from "getting there"
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endless sleeper @doomi.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
i need to start drinking alcohol so i may fully get the clancy brothers' music
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endless sleeper @doomi.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
outside the mall at night
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endless sleeper @doomi.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
lowkey when im using soulseek and look at someone's user info and they dont have any i get a littlesad
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endless sleeper @doomi.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
honestly kind of insane how perfect an animal the skunk is. i mightve said this before but i dont care
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