Doom II super shotgun @doom2ssg.bsky.social · 23/12/2024//perspective's a little fucked up, but eh //also, ignore the phineas and ferb street, it's all i could think of 000
Doom II super shotgun @doom2ssg.bsky.social · 23/12/2024i'm a shotgun, there is exactly one thing you are able to do with mr 000
Doom II super shotgun @doom2ssg.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Listening to Linkin Park and eating meatballs and drinking orange juice 021
Doom II super shotgun @doom2ssg.bsky.social · 13/11/2024why does this stupid motherfucker have a handle? 040
Doom II super shotgun @doom2ssg.bsky.social · 08/11/2024If you see this i invite you to post a random picture with no explanation 250
Doom II super shotgun @doom2ssg.bsky.social · 03/11/2024//this is the greatest interaction i've ever had lmfao 110
Doom II super shotgun @doom2ssg.bsky.social · 28/10/2024I TOLD YOU CATS WERE DEMONS I TOLD YOU THEY WERE EVIL AND NOT TO BE TRUSTED LOOK WHAT'S HAPPENING THEY'RE EVOLVING 020
Doom II super shotgun @doom2ssg.bsky.social · 27/10/2024yes, he fought things in the middle ages no, that does not mean he is permanently stuck in the middle ages and... WHERE??? 010
Doom II super shotgun @doom2ssg.bsky.social · 19/10/2024Right, just hold still And.... there! You're a cat now And also all-powerful 040
Doom II super shotgun @doom2ssg.bsky.social · 18/10/2024@parody-twt.bsky.social has official lost all meaning? You're not affiliated with @parodytwtblue.bsky.social, who IS the official for the @parody_twt account on twitter AT LEAST address this in your bio, man 151
Doom II super shotgun @doom2ssg.bsky.social · 18/10/2024Hey Garfield, i fixed the *very* small being exploded into pieces, problem! 140
Doom II super shotgun @doom2ssg.bsky.social · 18/10/2024got some guy to sand off the dried wood glue, and blend the weld marks in good as new! (sort of) 160
Doom II super shotgun @doom2ssg.bsky.social · 18/10/2024nah it's fine you can just change it in future posts i also came up with this idea, that uses a sci-fi bullshit fan that floats it in the air 210
Doom II super shotgun @doom2ssg.bsky.social · 18/10/2024yeah just swap out "doom" with "half-life" and "2d sprites" with "90s 3d models" and space marine with "physicist" "demonic forces" with "extra-terrestrial creatures" and boom half-life, baby 010
Doom II super shotgun @doom2ssg.bsky.social · 18/10/2024i am literally just a shotgun, but okay @proradprev.bsky.social, @tr3ycr0w.bsky.social is asking if i want to join, so first i gotta ask, CAN i join? i'll be very useful, your mercenaries will appreciate the upgrade to their arsenal 240
Doom II super shotgun @doom2ssg.bsky.social · 17/10/2024well. you did better than i expected of course, there is visible wood glue and welding marks, but other than that you did great thanks :D 110
Doom II super shotgun @doom2ssg.bsky.social · 17/10/2024not a drive, but if you have space could you fit in either the super shotgun intact, or destroyed? thanks 010
Doom II super shotgun @doom2ssg.bsky.social · 17/10/2024anyone who knows how to fix millenia-old super shotguns, these are the damages, contact me 120
Doom II super shotgun @doom2ssg.bsky.social · 17/10/2024"i have no GIVEN you the shotgun Garfield, i AM the shotgun" 110
Doom II super shotgun @doom2ssg.bsky.social · 17/10/2024i'm a motherfucking shotgun what do you see here? 110
Doom II super shotgun @doom2ssg.bsky.social · 17/10/2024guys doom guy hasn't returned to the fortress of doom in 3 days i'm getting worried, and starting to make memes for the slayers sake. 220
Doom II super shotgun @doom2ssg.bsky.social · 17/10/2024right yeah uhm i can't help you here Gordon i don't know what you expect me to do 010
Doom II super shotgun @doom2ssg.bsky.social · 17/10/2024THE DOOM II SSG JOINS PARODY BLUESKY and yes, the shotgun itself not Doom guy, not anyone else JUST the shotgun 272
Doom II super shotgun @doom2ssg.bsky.social · 17/10/2024thank you nostalgia critic. i can now make demons go kaboom while also being... nostalgia criticized? i guess.... 010