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Doom II super shotgun

@doom2ssg.bsky.social
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KABOOM *reload* KABOOM *reload* KABOOM *imp screaming* I AM THE ONE WHO GOES KABOOM pansexual irl, so homophobes dni i REALLY like Doom II strawpage: doom2ssg.straw.page twitter: x.com/TheFreeman1198 discord: discord.gg/SxmNGZmr4m

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Doom II super shotgun @doom2ssg.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
//perspective's a little fucked up, but eh //also, ignore the phineas and ferb street, it's all i could think of
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Doom II super shotgun @doom2ssg.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
i'm a shotgun, there is exactly one thing you are able to do with mr
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Doom II super shotgun @doom2ssg.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
hear me out.............
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Doom II super shotgun @doom2ssg.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Listening to Linkin Park and eating meatballs and drinking orange juice
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Doom II super shotgun @doom2ssg.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
why does this stupid motherfucker have a handle?
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Doom II super shotgun @doom2ssg.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
indeed i would
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Doom II super shotgun @doom2ssg.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
either one works :p
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Doom II super shotgun @doom2ssg.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
haha get stolen from
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Doom II super shotgun @doom2ssg.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
Sog
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Doom II super shotgun @doom2ssg.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
If you see this i invite you to post a random picture with no explanation
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Doom II super shotgun @doom2ssg.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
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Doom II super shotgun @doom2ssg.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
oh shit
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Doom II super shotgun @doom2ssg.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
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Doom II super shotgun @doom2ssg.bsky.social · 03/11/2024
chat did i cook?
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Doom II super shotgun @doom2ssg.bsky.social · 03/11/2024
chat am i cooking?
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Doom II super shotgun @doom2ssg.bsky.social · 03/11/2024
HALF-LIFE HALF-LIFE HALF-LIFE HALF-LIFE
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Doom II super shotgun @doom2ssg.bsky.social · 03/11/2024
//this is the greatest interaction i've ever had lmfao
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Doom II super shotgun @doom2ssg.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
I TOLD YOU CATS WERE DEMONS I TOLD YOU THEY WERE EVIL AND NOT TO BE TRUSTED LOOK WHAT'S HAPPENING THEY'RE EVOLVING
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Doom II super shotgun @doom2ssg.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
yes, he fought things in the middle ages no, that does not mean he is permanently stuck in the middle ages and... WHERE???
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Doom II super shotgun @doom2ssg.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
And also abide by this law or die
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Doom II super shotgun @doom2ssg.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
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Doom II super shotgun @doom2ssg.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
*reload*
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Doom II super shotgun @doom2ssg.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
Blehhhhhh :p
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Doom II super shotgun @doom2ssg.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
:(
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Doom II super shotgun @doom2ssg.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
Right, just hold still And.... there! You're a cat now And also all-powerful
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Doom II super shotgun @doom2ssg.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
@parody-twt.bsky.social has official lost all meaning? You're not affiliated with @parodytwtblue.bsky.social, who IS the official for the @parody_twt account on twitter AT LEAST address this in your bio, man
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Doom II super shotgun @doom2ssg.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
Hey Garfield, i fixed the *very* small being exploded into pieces, problem!
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Doom II super shotgun @doom2ssg.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
What the fuck
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Doom II super shotgun @doom2ssg.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
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Doom II super shotgun @doom2ssg.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
got some guy to sand off the dried wood glue, and blend the weld marks in good as new! (sort of)
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Doom II super shotgun @doom2ssg.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
nah it's fine you can just change it in future posts i also came up with this idea, that uses a sci-fi bullshit fan that floats it in the air
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Doom II super shotgun @doom2ssg.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
yeah just swap out "doom" with "half-life" and "2d sprites" with "90s 3d models" and space marine with "physicist" "demonic forces" with "extra-terrestrial creatures" and boom half-life, baby
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Doom II super shotgun @doom2ssg.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
i am literally just a shotgun, but okay @proradprev.bsky.social, @tr3ycr0w.bsky.social is asking if i want to join, so first i gotta ask, CAN i join? i'll be very useful, your mercenaries will appreciate the upgrade to their arsenal
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Doom II super shotgun @doom2ssg.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
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Doom II super shotgun @doom2ssg.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
well. you did better than i expected of course, there is visible wood glue and welding marks, but other than that you did great thanks :D
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Doom II super shotgun @doom2ssg.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
not a drive, but if you have space could you fit in either the super shotgun intact, or destroyed? thanks
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Doom II super shotgun @doom2ssg.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
anyone who knows how to fix millenia-old super shotguns, these are the damages, contact me
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Doom II super shotgun @doom2ssg.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
"i have no GIVEN you the shotgun Garfield, i AM the shotgun"
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Doom II super shotgun @doom2ssg.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
hell yeah this'll be a great alliance
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Doom II super shotgun @doom2ssg.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
i'm a motherfucking shotgun what do you see here?
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Doom II super shotgun @doom2ssg.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
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Doom II super shotgun @doom2ssg.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
guys doom guy hasn't returned to the fortress of doom in 3 days i'm getting worried, and starting to make memes for the slayers sake.
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Doom II super shotgun @doom2ssg.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
the ideal savior of humanity
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Doom II super shotgun @doom2ssg.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
right yeah uhm i can't help you here Gordon i don't know what you expect me to do
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Doom II super shotgun @doom2ssg.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
THE DOOM II SSG JOINS PARODY BLUESKY and yes, the shotgun itself not Doom guy, not anyone else JUST the shotgun
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Doom II super shotgun @doom2ssg.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
thank you nostalgia critic. i can now make demons go kaboom while also being... nostalgia criticized? i guess....
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