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the dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed. bye.

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morning. because there's nothing good about having to get up early.. or maybe if i can have some of those it'll be a good one

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a dust bunny hah, okay that's a good one ... did you help clean?

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i don't think so?? never really noticed tbh but since it's so apparent on you humans, i think i'd notice

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im gonna block you //nm, like he would do it but mostly just to keep his own word and for the bit HAHDHF

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first of all i said *rest* and second i guess you'll have a shortage too then since you kind of need at least two people for that

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it's always the big bad ones that are soft on the inside

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well being on your best behaviour might still get you the same result, just maybe under different circumstances, if you catch my drift

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⸸ Augustus ⸸ @doom-gustus.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

valentine's may be a special day for you all, but don't except special treatment from me, if you bring mud into the halls you're still getting smacked with a broom

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oh? yeah okay we can make the cookies together n stuff

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i should be protecting you tho, not the other way around

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//SORRY FOR THE SPAM 😭😭 but i finally got the time to sit down and reply properly, hoping to be more active again 🫶

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.. yeah, i do. the heat doesn't bother me as much as the cold. sorry to hear that summers suck for you tho

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don't see a reason to think otherwise

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okay you saying that does NOT help this at all

hah. sure. whatever you say big guy

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... augie?? how'd you even come up with that?.. you can do whatever the hell you want.. // he's Not mad, just a lil bitch gdhch 😔

dude's acting like it's not obvious. like newsflash, water is wet.

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⸸ Augustus ⸸ @doom-gustus.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

"Well," he reaches for his chin, taking hold of it, "we can't have you just demanding things like this, can we?" He pauses for just a moment, all just for effect, as his eyes bore into them, "Ask. Nicely."

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what are the points for?? i'll take another guess... is it 3?

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Neveda @nevghoul.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

I 🩷 SLUTTY WAISTS

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⸸ Augustus ⸸ @doom-gustus.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

All this without moving an inch from them, quite the opposite, his arms snake around their body wherever they can to feel more of them and their warmth.

⸸ Augustus ⸸ @doom-gustus.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

August stays still for them, grinning ever so slightly as they lean in and graze his neck with their teeth. He can't let go of his own theatrics though and so his grin quickly fades to be replaced with his usual deadpan expression. “The foulest beast? Rude,” he adds, “I'm a delight to be around.”