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Whimper Magnate™️🔞

@dookfiend.bsky.social
2.9K followers 831 following 1.9K posts

Part-time ferret, full-time gay man who writes short stories and also listens to music. 33 🔞🔞🔞

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Whimper Magnate™️🔞 @dookfiend.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sometimes one leads to the other...
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Whimper Magnate™️🔞 @dookfiend.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
scart bondage
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Whimper Magnate™️🔞 @dookfiend.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Why would Jace do this? He saw a pretty satyr who just wanted to party and fuck all day and in his ideal universe, she goes to hell and loses all of her friends. What the actual fuck, Jace?
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Whimper Magnate™️🔞 @dookfiend.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Made an incredibly stupid Commander Deck Today.
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Whimper Magnate™️🔞 @dookfiend.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Can't stop looking at this hot comm I got from @thealfieinc.bsky.social. He'd better be careful. Wouldn't want anything hot to melt the ice even further!
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Whimper Magnate™️🔞 @dookfiend.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Never really thought about it before but I think if I had a lizard/kobold fursona, it'd be inspired by a frilled neck lizard and he'd also be purple with lavender highlights or something.
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Whimper Magnate™️🔞 @dookfiend.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I nearly forgot to scrat post on Scraturday.
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Whimper Magnate™️🔞 @dookfiend.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Whimper Magnate™️🔞 @dookfiend.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Just found the craziest Youtube channel. It's a right-wing racism channel disguised as a travel-vlog of a European married couple. Every thumbnail is the woman frowning in front of a famous building, a flag hanging limp on its pole, and the sky is cloudy and grey.
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Whimper Magnate™️🔞 @dookfiend.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Hey do you like squrrl butt? (CW: IRL nudes)
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Whimper Magnate™️🔞 @dookfiend.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
You better believe it folks. IT IS SCRATURDAY
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Whimper Magnate™️🔞 @dookfiend.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
He thinks he's sneaky.
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Whimper Magnate™️🔞 @dookfiend.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
U should play some Grail.
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Whimper Magnate™️🔞 @dookfiend.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Whimper Magnate™️🔞 @dookfiend.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Don't worry, it's Scraturday!
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Whimper Magnate™️🔞 @dookfiend.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
WHAT THE FUCK PORKY PIG IS CUTE? I been sleeping on him for wayyy too long.
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Whimper Magnate™️🔞 @dookfiend.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Scratureay
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Whimper Magnate™️🔞 @dookfiend.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Grabbin his dick like
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Whimper Magnate™️🔞 @dookfiend.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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Whimper Magnate™️🔞 @dookfiend.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
He canonically wants to fuck this nut.
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Whimper Magnate™️🔞 @dookfiend.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Aw nuts...
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Whimper Magnate™️🔞 @dookfiend.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
It. Is. Scraturday. Thank God.
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Whimper Magnate™️🔞 @dookfiend.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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Whimper Magnate™️🔞 @dookfiend.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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Whimper Magnate™️🔞 @dookfiend.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Does this while walking past the dog park (a normal park with anthropomorphic dog furries)
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Whimper Magnate™️🔞 @dookfiend.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Meet my new character, Waltz Braam. Bratty, musically-inclined, and troublesome squirrel. He likes to tease all the big dogs in the neighborhood. Sometimes he excels at this hobby too well for his own good. Brought to life by the talented @vickydanne.bsky.social
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Whimper Magnate™️🔞 @dookfiend.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
New toon sona idea. Full name is Walter Braam but he goes by Waltz. He teases the local dogs in the gayborhood by flaunting his ass. But then he gets said ass stuck in fences. He is an asshole with a fantastic asshole. Also I can't fuckin draw
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Whimper Magnate™️🔞 @dookfiend.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
First look at Scrat's boyfriend who will undoubtedly use him like a fleshlight before the end of the film.
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Whimper Magnate™️🔞 @dookfiend.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Potentially the worst place to have a billboard advertising your construction company.
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Whimper Magnate™️🔞 @dookfiend.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
And yes... I've seen it.
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Whimper Magnate™️🔞 @dookfiend.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
That's right. everyone... It's Scraturday once again.
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Whimper Magnate™️🔞 @dookfiend.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
It's HIM! The Boy!
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Whimper Magnate™️🔞 @dookfiend.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Cruel comedic irony is this poor fucker's entire life.
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Whimper Magnate™️🔞 @dookfiend.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
To add insult to injury he loses all his nuts save for the one buried in the snow... which then dissolves into ash after he pulls it out.
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Whimper Magnate™️🔞 @dookfiend.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
He desperately tries to pull himself free. He's only able to get his two forepaws out before the nut he was once so excited about having slams into him - forcing his paws and tail to fly into the air fully erect. I don't think my body knew how to react at the time and it's stuck with me ever since.
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Whimper Magnate™️🔞 @dookfiend.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
But that's not where Gone Nutty ends. Instead, Scrat sees one final nut hurtling towards Earth and he looks at it with intense desire and excitement... that is until he notices that it's shadow is closing in fast right between his eyes. The animators even add the detail of his chest pounding faster.
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Whimper Magnate™️🔞 @dookfiend.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
But like any slapstick cartoon, this doesn't last forever. Scrat eventually slams into the Earth with such force that he's trapped with arms and legs outstretched and unable to move them. With Looney Tunes, the short would usually fade into the next scene where they attempt another crazy scheme.
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Whimper Magnate™️🔞 @dookfiend.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
He falls off a cliff and the short grants Scrat some moments of levity if not pure bliss. Floating in air, surrounded by nuts all while his tail flutters in the air behind him.
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Whimper Magnate™️🔞 @dookfiend.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I REALLY didn't want anything bad to happen to him but once he jumped on the acorn too angrily I immediately knew this short wasn't going to be ending in Scrat's favor. My heart started racing trying to think of what poor fate was going to befall this pathetic squirrel.
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Whimper Magnate™️🔞 @dookfiend.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
As the short film starts, he's all bright-eyed and bushy-tailed and I was really impressed with how soft he looked. Like the fur textures for the time were incredible. For the first minute or so, I was hoping the entire short would be him trying to fit this nut in his stash.
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Whimper Magnate™️🔞 @dookfiend.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
The VHS release of Ice Age actually came with a little short film before the actual movie called "Gone Nutty" featuring Scrat. I immediately saw him as being a squirrelly version of Wile E.
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Whimper Magnate™️🔞 @dookfiend.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
CW: Vore Spoiler - Barnaby got a big weiner and the bear had a sub. I think they both got exactly what they wanted. Art by @gorilladrama.bsky.social Happy 8/8
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Whimper Magnate™️🔞 @dookfiend.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Alright scritches, it's SCRATURDAY
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Whimper Magnate™️🔞 @dookfiend.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. I'M GOING TO CRY!!
Early review ratings for Phoebe Bridger's new album "Lost Weekend". The review scores consist of three 5-star ratings, two 4.5-star ratings, four 4-star ratings, and a single A- rating.
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Whimper Magnate™️🔞 @dookfiend.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
CRITICAL HIT
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Whimper Magnate™️🔞 @dookfiend.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Riveting discussions are being had in the toon fucker discord.
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Whimper Magnate™️🔞 @dookfiend.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Yank him into a kiss by grabbing his saber teeth.
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Whimper Magnate™️🔞 @dookfiend.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Whatcha' mean? He finally got that nut!
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Whimper Magnate™️🔞 @dookfiend.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
That'll get this tail to bristle!
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Whimper Magnate™️🔞 @dookfiend.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
One Day... One day...
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