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WEE DWOLF

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hey what's up I THINK DOGS SHOULD HAVE GUNS! (he/they)

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WEE DWOLF @doodoobutter.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
I've always been super basic, running Winamp Modern for however many years
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WEE DWOLF @doodoobutter.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
a github commit that simply reads "Chili dog district implemented"
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WEE DWOLF @doodoobutter.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
I would also like to submit TerminalMontage's Sonic to the pantheon. He's my favorite Sonic of them all
a tiny, crudely-drawn vector-art chaos gremlin version of Sonic the Hedgehog
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WEE DWOLF @doodoobutter.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
they should add this Sonic to the pantheon with OG, Modern, Movie, Ugly, SatAM, and all the others
A cover of the first issue of something called Sonic Live! by Archie comics. The exclamation point is part of the title.

Two children are standing in front of a TV and while you can't see their faces, their body language seems to be that of mild shock. A very poorly drawn Sonic is emerging from the TV set. He is almost all the way through, only his feet have yet to emerge. Lightning is shooting from the TV where he's crossing through.

Due to the poor drawing, Sonic is a bit wall-eyed and his head is misshapen. He looks like he might be grabbing one child with his left hand, and with his right he is either waving at the other child or preparing to grab her as well.

An arrow points at Mutant Sonic and says: It's so real you'll think you're part of the adventure! with three exclamation points, and then in all caps: the last game cartridge hero!
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WEE DWOLF @doodoobutter.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
@xkcd.com what would happen if i took the entire 35 pound 90 gram THC gummy worm as a suppository
A pair of hands holding a ludicrously gigantic gummy worm. It is about 4 feet long and so big around the hands do not completely close around it. It is 1/3 red and 2/3 blue, and heavily ribbed/segmented.

Large font ad copy reads: 
35 pound party sized
THC infused 
90,000 milligrams of THC
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WEE DWOLF @doodoobutter.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
"i actually have patience and care for all people" oh word
Screenshot of a dev 2024 post that said "you're a riot. Fucking closet case fag."
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WEE DWOLF @doodoobutter.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
ah yes, the two genders
Radio buttons to choose between "metric" and "customary"
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WEE DWOLF @doodoobutter.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Like sitting backwards or like this but on a toilet
An Extra Fabulous Comics strip.

Panel 1: a man with no pants squats in a room over a pile of shit and is saying "gnipoop" which is pooping backwards. A second man enters the room with a nonplussed expression. 

Panel 2: the second man holds his head and screams "what the fuck are you doing in my house?!"

Panel 3: the poop gets sucked from the floor into the first man's buttocks with an audible "thoomp"

Panel 4: the second man is beside himself and screaming incoherently
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WEE DWOLF @doodoobutter.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
A picture of former governor of New York Andrew Cuomo's nipple piercings clearly visitable through a thin white polo shirt he wore to some press event
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WEE DWOLF @doodoobutter.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Dream big
A screenshot of wolfram alpha showing a calculation of OP's tall woman's height from feet to light years and miles. OP's dream woman is 3 times 10 to the power of 90 light years tall.
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WEE DWOLF @doodoobutter.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Patton Oswalt is an expert at managing public image and what he says to who and when Did you know he's a friend of famous white supremacist Nick Bougas, aka A. Wyatt Mann, the cartoonist responsible for some of the most famous and widely used white supremacist racist caricatures and memes today?
A younger Patton Oswalt raising crossed butter knives in the air with notorious white supremacists Nick Bougas and Jim GoadPatton Oswalt and notorious white supremacist Nick Bougas posing for a friendly photo where they're both holding the same copy of Jerry Lewis' book "Being a Person"
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WEE DWOLF @doodoobutter.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
I love cultural exchange
A screenshot from Rednote, also known as Xiaohongshu (shao hong shu, in case screen readers have trouble with that)

The top comment is a picture of a cat wearing an FBI hat and pointing at the viewer, accompanied by the post "Open the door! I want to suck your cat"

The rest of the comments are people reacting to the poor translation and trying to figure it out. One helpful person says "it means they are such a cat-aholic, they want to rub the cat's face and kiss them or something like that"
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WEE DWOLF @doodoobutter.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Unfortunately I cannot go back to doublecheck who else is on the list because I am blocked now. My money is that Doug is either a transphobe themselves or otherwise making a "users who annoyed me" list and naming it something extreme
Attempted screenshot of the list, but it says "Creator has been blocked - either the creator of this list has blocked you or you have blocked the creator."
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WEE DWOLF @doodoobutter.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Just posting a quick heads up about a sus account, this dumb fuck --> bsky.app/profile/drew... This poster is adding people to a "Confirmed Transphobes" list. The "confirmed" is an obvious lie if they added me, so I asked why I was on the list and caught a block in response. Another sus user/list!
A screenshot of the profile page for drewc.bsky.social. They are blocking me. Their current display name is "Doug Jones as Mr. Lizard"
A screenshot of the "Confirmed Transphobes" list run by drewc.bsky.socialA chat window with drewc.bsky.social. I ask "Why am I on the Confirmed Transphobes list?" with a link to the list. This is the only message.
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WEE DWOLF @doodoobutter.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
The things I have to do because nobody rips sprite sheets to usable grids
A screenshot of Gimp, also known as the GNU Image Manipulation Program. I am editing a large sprite sheet, about eighteen hundred pixels wide and seven thousand long. The sprite sheet is Android 18's from the game Dragonball Z Extreme Butoden.

All of the ripped sprites are irregularly sized between animations. Sprites of the same animation, i.e. in the same row, will have the same dimensions, but every row is differently sized and not aligned vertically at all.

There is a text layer object above the sprite sheet where I am noting the dimensions of each row's frame sets. Just in the visible segment alone, of the frames I measured when this was taken, there are 9 rows of animations with 8 unique dimensions.

This means that to use these animations for a game sprite, I will need to measure them all, figure out a grid to align them all on, and THEN figure out the sprite alignments between animations of different dimensions.
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WEE DWOLF @doodoobutter.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Seems to me like their original point was that the non pharma treatments work, but not in the ways that our capitalist society defines as "working," ie making us "productive" employees. Nothing to do with the subsequent slapfight
Aaron Bossig's post: The issue, IMO, js that yes, non-pharmaceutical treatments are better in the long term, but tend to be incompatible with being a "productive" member of the workforce as we've currently defined it
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WEE DWOLF @doodoobutter.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
TIL about cumtrapz
A page with the definition of cumtrapz (pronounced "come traps" in case screen readers can't read it well)

Short for "Cumulative trapezoidal numerical integration"

The page provides the syntax for use in Matlab applications, and then a lengthy description. The first description section reads:

"Q equals cumtrapz of Y computes the approximate cumulative integral of Y via the trapezoidal method with unit spacing. The size of Y determines the dimension to integrate along."

And then a bunch more nerd shit. Nothing about cum at all!
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WEE DWOLF @doodoobutter.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Lol look how this globe labels Alaska
The state of Alaska, but it doesn't say Alaska anywhere on it (the rest of the states are identified). Instead it says AMERICA in big block letters.
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WEE DWOLF @doodoobutter.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
story of my fuckin life rn
message from a friend telling me "That works in Python but not here"
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WEE DWOLF @doodoobutter.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
A selfie of an emo kid with swept black hair covering one eye, wearing a black shirt, making a sinister claw grip with one hand. A speech bubble points up at the OP
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WEE DWOLF @doodoobutter.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
lol perfect
An edit of the popular Natalie Wynn/Contrapoints meme, two screenshots from one of her videos. The edited version says: "They don't want victory, they don't want votes. They want to endlessly critique voters."

For context, the original unedited version said "They don't want power, they want to endlessly critique power."
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WEE DWOLF @doodoobutter.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
I know if this happened to me I'd send mixed messages because I'd absolutely lmao while trying to tell my kid that's inappropriate and she shouldn't use those words
A screenshot of the beginning of an article. It reads, "My 12 year old son indulges in a lot of unpleasant behaviors. During Fortnite mania a couple years ago, for example, he said my wife and I were, quote, 'fucking him in the ass,' because we made him stop playing to go to his cello recital. He negotiates relentlessly, often"

The screenshot ends here.
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WEE DWOLF @doodoobutter.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
absolutely not
A text from the Kamala Harris campaign, part 1 of 2. It begins with a screenshot of a CNN article with the headline "Harris campaign ads amplify different parts of her message on Gaza and Israel in Michigan and Pennsylvania."

The text itself reads, "Name blacked out, make sure we set the record straight. The Kamala Harris campaign has been running conflicting"

The screenshot ends here, and the text is continued in the next screenshot.A text from the Kamala Harris campaign, part 2 of 2. The text reads, "...sure we set the record straight. The Kamala Harris campaign has been running conflicting ads about where she stands on Israel. It is just what she has to do to be able to win. I am reaching out to make sure that you know Kamala will always stand with Israel. She can still count on your support, right? Reply Stop to end our conversation."
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WEE DWOLF @doodoobutter.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
No.
A text from the Kamala Harris campaign, part 1 of 2. It begins with a screenshot of a CNN article with the headline "Harris campaign ads amplify different parts of her message on Gaza and Israel in Michigan and Pennsylvania."

The text itself reads, "Name blacked out, make sure we set the record straight. The Kamala Harris campaign has been running conflicting"

The screenshot ends here, and the text is continued in the next screenshot.A text from the Kamala Harris campaign, part 2 of 2. The text reads, "...sure we set the record straight. The Kamala Harris campaign has been running conflicting ads about where she stands on Israel. It is just what she has to do to be able to win. I am reaching out to make sure that you know Kamala will always stand with Israel. She can still count on your support, right? Reply Stop to end our conversation."
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WEE DWOLF @doodoobutter.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
Cookie Monster, Ernie, Bert, Grover, and Elmo are looking at you, the viewer, with malevolently arched eyebrows edited in. Grover is smoking a cigarette, Bert has a beer, and Ernie has a knife.

The text says "Yeah we nutting this month. Keep scrolling."
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WEE DWOLF @doodoobutter.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
A crystal ball into your future:
Original post from Rebrand: dude tried to pull up on me 💯. Accompanying picture shows a spider covered in a viscous white fluid, presumably semen.

Quote tweet by Terror Returns: so you NUTTED on him???
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WEE DWOLF @doodoobutter.bsky.social · 04/10/2024
Mentally i am here
An diagram of the man who got stuck in the Nutty Putty cave system, altered so that it looks like two men 69ing while also stuck in the cave system
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WEE DWOLF @doodoobutter.bsky.social · 01/10/2024
A post by Anonymous

This is the pinnacle of German humour and it's pathetic. I can imagine him snorting to himself as he typed this, as if ithis was an absolute spirit bomb of a comment, and then reading it out loud in his disgusting language. "schlieben fleeb hach jurgeflachtung" before falling into a coughing fit from the laughter. I almost pity him.
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WEE DWOLF @doodoobutter.bsky.social · 13/09/2024
Nice I've got video now
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WEE DWOLF @doodoobutter.bsky.social · 09/09/2024
Korea had this over 20 years ago with cyworld minihompys. You even got a little apartment to decorate!
A user profile from the web 1.5/2.0-ish Korean social media site Cyworld, showing the user's minihompy. The page is styled like a four-ring binder, the left column shows the user's avatar, name, and other vital info and links. The center/right section makes up the majority of the page and shows news, updates, friend comments, and a picture of the user's apartment room. This user's apartment is decorated like a young adult's dormitory room, with a bed, laptop on a desk, dresser, full length mirror, and a trio of arched windows.
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WEE DWOLF @doodoobutter.bsky.social · 07/09/2024
He blocked me a couple days ago lol
aaron dot bsky dot team

The inversion principle is a powerful tool i use to shift my perspective and uncover blind spots. Consider this example: "I was repeatedly rude to this person because they are bad." Here, a user A labels themselves as good, justifying rudeness to user B, whom they've labeled as bad. One of sevenReply to a blocked post, the previous image. 

Weed wolf, doodoo butter dot bsky dot social

God you're dumb
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WEE DWOLF @doodoobutter.bsky.social · 03/09/2024
And there it is! The only thing we could ever agree wrt that chair was that it was turquoise lol
A gradient of green on the left to blue on the right. Upper left corner is labeled "your green" and upper right corner is labeled "your blue"

A dashed vertical line is located near the right side of the gradient. The line represents my threshold distribution. 

A caption reads, "your boundary is at hue 193, bluer than 99% of the population. For you, turquoise is green"
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WEE DWOLF @doodoobutter.bsky.social · 26/08/2024
found her!
A picture of domesday's wife, the character Elouisa from the online game Palia. Her hair is brown and streaked with white, and tied off in four ponytails (I think?). She wears a purple headband with a large blue spiraled eye in the center, where her third eye would be. Her face is round, and green eyes lie behind a large round pair of thick black rimmed eyeglasses.

She wears a pearlescent green-blue-lavender broach shaped like beetle wings emerging from underneath a beetle's hard wing cases. 

The rest of her outfit is pretty whimsical.
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WEE DWOLF @doodoobutter.bsky.social · 25/08/2024
lmao wtf no way
A character creation prompt that says "Play Palia as Bofadeez N'Utzz?"

The character is rendered in a soft, cartoony, 3d style. Below the character is the "Create" button.A popup window that says "Character creation failed. This name is already taken. Please choose a different name."
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WEE DWOLF @doodoobutter.bsky.social · 05/08/2024
Drawn by A. Wyatt Mann, pen name of Nick Bougas, famous white supremacist and personal friend of Patton Oswalt
A picture of three men holding butter knives aloft and crossed. From left to right: Nick Bougas aka A. Wyatt Mann, Patton Oswalt, and Jim Goad, another famous racist.
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WEE DWOLF @doodoobutter.bsky.social · 01/08/2024
Yeah i can't find the original interview but he references it in this interview about the dlc lol
"It was only after creating Elden ring that I realized i really like to create poison swamps," he said. "And this was a little place of introspection and reflection for me. So maybe, when players reach the poisoned swamp in the DLC, they will feel a little bit of this retrospection."
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WEE DWOLF @doodoobutter.bsky.social · 31/07/2024
Me irl
A comic from rubbercat.net showing the character Anthropomorphic Republican Duck. 

Panel 1: medium shot, duck is smiling and holding a newspaper while thinking "Liberals liberals liberals liberals liberals liberals liberals liberals liberals liberals liberals liberals!"

Panel 2: zoomed in on the duck's head, duck is now agitated and yelling "Liberals liberals liberals liberals liberals liberals!!!"

Panel 3: zoomed in further on the duck's face, he's even more agitated and thinking "LIBERALS LIBERALS LIBERALS!!!"
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WEE DWOLF @doodoobutter.bsky.social · 29/07/2024
never 4get
A photoshopped album cover in the style of Pen & Pixel for an album titled "Richie Rich Records presents: R-Money: Binders Fulla Women"

The O in Money is a diamond. Mitt Romney's face is front and center, thrown back in a strange grimace-laugh combo, and a silver grill has been photoshopped over his teeth. He is surrounded on all sides by beautiful scantily clad women, and the left and right edges of the album are bordered by stacks of binders. This is all shown over a backdrop of 20 dollar and 50 dollar bills.

Context: The photoshop is a reference to the 2nd US Presidential debate of 2012, where in a response to a question about pay equity, Mitt Romney claimed that his campaign had, quote, "binders full of women."
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WEE DWOLF @doodoobutter.bsky.social · 24/07/2024
Punchy stands facing the viewer with his arms crossed and hand on his chin, smiling at you as the Erdtree burns in the distance. Its great burning branches take up most of the top half of the image.
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WEE DWOLF @doodoobutter.bsky.social · 24/07/2024
it's been a while, seems my messages have been doing well
A list of Elden Ring messages left by me, their location, accompanying emote, and good and poor ratings.

Message: Trap!
Emote: Point Forwards.
Giants' Mountantop Catacombs, good 4, poor 1

Message: item ahead
Mountaintop of the Giants, good 24 poor 10

Message: Still no lover... therefore try jumping
Emote: Dejection
Royal Capital, good 117, poor 7

Message: Try rolling
Emote: point forwards
Caelid, good 10, poor 0Message: Time for taking on all at once, praise the chaos!
Emote: Fire spur me
Ainsel river, good 57, poor 0

Message: Good luck, skeleton!
Emote: Point forwards
Altus Plateau, good 68, poor 0

Message: mage but hole
Emote: Point downwards
Academy of Raya Lucaria, good 93, poor 4

Message: behold, futility!
Emote: warm welcome
Siofra River, good 61, poor 1Message: snake? snake!
Limgrave, good 48, poor 11

Message: try rolling
Emote: point downwards
Chapel of Anticipation, good 102, poor 27
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WEE DWOLF @doodoobutter.bsky.social · 24/07/2024
Look at my handsome son, I love him so much
Nice N. Punchy's profile picture, again. His hair is a bright red pageboy hair frames an extremely broad face with skin that's clown makeup white. His yellowed eyes point in different directions, and his thin-lipped smile stretches too far and is a bit too up.Nice N. Punchy running at the camera during the Placudisax boss fight. Punchy wields spiky morningstar heads on his hands as fist weapons, a large pair of steer horns sits on his head, and he is wearing only a thick leather shoulder strap holding up a loincloth and whatever boots he's got on, I forget.
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WEE DWOLF @doodoobutter.bsky.social · 24/07/2024
I totally forgot about all the characters I started that weren't my punchman or dragon warrior lol
The character or save select for Elden Ring, listing name, level, location, and play time, accomanied by a portrait of the character.

Nice N. Punchy, level 184, Ashen Capital, 136 hours. He has a big pale face, a thin Glasgow smile, yellow eyes, and a bright red Prince Valiant hairdo.

Samus Aran, level 35, Limgrave, 2 hours. She is wearing a thick helmet covering her face.

Donald Tello, level 41, Siofra River, 5 hours. He has green skin, no hair, and a purple blindfold.

Dr. Hank McCoy, level 10, Limgrave, 7 hours. He has blue skin, blue hair and beard, and bright blue eyes.

Jonathan Joestar, level 13, Limgrave, 1 hour. He has a square jaw, blue eyes, and curly blue hair.

Shoobz, level 174, Ashen Capital, 55 hours. She has moderately brown skin, blonde hair, golden dragon's eyes with black sclera, and is wearing a thick gold square-sectioned headband with red jewels.

Doot, level 10, Limgrave, 13 minutes. He is a grinning actual skull. He has hair but it's not canon.
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WEE DWOLF @doodoobutter.bsky.social · 19/07/2024
Wow!
A tweet from the Associated Press official account which reads: 

Breaking: Joe Biden announces he won't run for president. 

(From 2015, shhhhh)
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WEE DWOLF @doodoobutter.bsky.social · 18/07/2024
and that's canon
Fanart of Joe Biden. Biden is wearing a Harley Quinn red and white ringer-style t-shirt with exposed midriff. The shirt says "Daddy's Lil Monster" in a bold, whimsical font.

He is wearing form-fitting short-shorts with two thin white stripes down the sides, accentuating every pelvic curve and bulge. His waist and legs bulge out from the top and bottom of his shorts. Below the shorts are the very top of a pair of black thigh-high socks with thin white stripes.

Biden's arms are crossed over his chest self-consciously, and he is blushing and looking up and away from the viewer, towards the top-left corner of the image.

The accompanying text reads:

Joe Biden
He/They, pride flag, demi-boy flag, Omega
Nicknames - Sleepy Joe (Donald), Joey

Sub
Very shy when he's not with Donald
Joe & Ben are both dating Donald
Takes heat suppressants, but is more fertile than most Omegas
Recently discovered that he is pregnant with Donald's Child
Favorite ice cream is chocolate chocolate chip
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WEE DWOLF @doodoobutter.bsky.social · 17/07/2024
Aw yiss, garlic harvest Curing time! Can't wait to try the first cloves in 3 weeks or so
A couple dozen freshly picked bulbs of garlic, laying on a couple of plates in some brightly sunlit grass. The garlic is all completely intact, from the top leaves to the dirt-caked bulbs and roots.A couple dozen bulbs of garlic, tied up with twine in two bunches and hanging on a rack to cure. The garlic bulbs have been cleaned of dirt (by removing the bottommost green leaf), most dirt has been brushed off the roots, and the top leaves have been trimmed to about 12 inches.
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WEE DWOLF @doodoobutter.bsky.social · 17/07/2024
she thinks she's funny, too
Post from Weed Wolf: "What are you?"

Reply from Data Doggy: "An anteater"
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WEE DWOLF @doodoobutter.bsky.social · 17/07/2024
a gif (hopefully animated) of Jack Black making a stupid fucking pogchamp-esque face
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WEE DWOLF @doodoobutter.bsky.social · 12/07/2024
Lmao
A chatlog from a mobile game which reads: 

killcore removed cockdude from the Alliance! 

Alliance Notice: (in all caps) Attention: people with inappropriate usernames will be kicked.

cockdude has joined the alliance. Say hello!
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WEE DWOLF @doodoobutter.bsky.social · 06/07/2024
love when a job application response signs off with this
The closing of an email. It reads:

Best,
someone
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WEE DWOLF @doodoobutter.bsky.social · 01/07/2024
Roast Beef from the webcomic Achewood with wide eyes saying "Oh, hee hee hee! Hee hee! oh, hee hee hee!"
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