Xeon @dontsavemeplease.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Hey, we’ve been wondering for a while, what art pad do you use? We like your art and we’re wondering so that we can get one! 000
Xeon @dontsavemeplease.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Not really a job but Xeon is an scp experiment. Number 3775 (there was no scp 3775 before hand.) Kalshkean is the protector of her horde. Mimic hops from job to job doing anything they’ll pay him for. 010
Xeon @dontsavemeplease.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Why are those outlets closer together than your mothers legs on a Saturday? :3 we’re sorry :3 120
Xeon @dontsavemeplease.bsky.social · 05/05/2026We read this in the deepest voice we could muster and it made the dog start barking lmao :3 010
Xeon @dontsavemeplease.bsky.social · 03/05/2026British people eat like the Germans are still flying over head. 120
Xeon @dontsavemeplease.bsky.social · 05/04/2026‘Idk man’ either rise to the occasion or die where you stand! 010
Xeon @dontsavemeplease.bsky.social · 04/04/2026This is an affront to every deity in existence. Even the ghosts in the room saw this and screamed. >:3 010
Xeon @dontsavemeplease.bsky.social · 26/02/2026FOR ONLY $999.99 YOU too can have a doll custom made to look like your friend, cut a bit of their soul into the doll, THEN YOU CAN WATCH AS THE GET RAILED BY AN UNKNOWN CREATURE OF THE NIGHT! 150
Xeon @dontsavemeplease.bsky.social · 22/02/2026YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSS!! 000
Xeon @dontsavemeplease.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Do they just have a room for you at this point? You walk in, say hi, and go to your gurney where you then spend the next 5hours with an iv in your arm a headache bad enough to scare Zeus. 000
Xeon @dontsavemeplease.bsky.social · 16/02/2026Come on that’s mean :( let her out~ she just did what she was told~ that’s just cruel~ :( 010
Xeon @dontsavemeplease.bsky.social · 10/02/2026“As you can see your honor, my client has put on the innocent shirt, and is there for not guilty” “we have piles of evidence linking her to the cri-“ “uh uh, she’s wearing the shirt~!” 000
Xeon @dontsavemeplease.bsky.social · 08/02/2026Please don’t hate me btw. I just really don’t like that woman. >:( 000
Xeon @dontsavemeplease.bsky.social · 07/02/2026I want to build a saw trap where $)(&:$¥ has to call you by your real name (not the name she gave you but the one you made) and if she can’t then she will have gender reassignment surgery performed on her while fully awake. Let’s how she likes being the wrong gender with her bigoted ass!!! 100
Xeon @dontsavemeplease.bsky.social · 04/02/2026@ivy.cm I think would be a great idea if you make a song about the MINECRAFT FARLANDS. You make a beautiful song about them, because have the perfect music style. Hop, fast, glitch, and lore full, all of which blend perfectly with the what the FARLANDS are. And I’m going to ask as much as it takes. 000
Xeon @dontsavemeplease.bsky.social · 04/02/2026@ivy.cm I think would be a great idea if you make a song about the MINECRAFT FARLANDS. You make a beautiful song about them, because have the perfect music style. Hop, fast, glitch, and lore full, all of which blend perfectly with the what the FARLANDS are. And I’m going to ask as much as it takes. 000
Xeon @dontsavemeplease.bsky.social · 04/02/2026@ivy.cm I think would be a great idea if you make a song about the MINECRAFT FARLANDS. You make a beautiful song about them, because have the perfect music style. Hop, fast, glitch, and lore full, all of which blend perfectly with the what the FARLANDS are. And I’m going to ask as much as it takes. 000
Xeon @dontsavemeplease.bsky.social · 04/02/2026@ivy.cm I think would be a great idea if you make a song about the MINECRAFT FARLANDS. You make a beautiful song about them, because have the perfect music style. Hop, fast, glitch, and lore full, all of which blend perfectly with the what the FARLANDS are. And I’m going to ask as much as it takes. 000
Xeon @dontsavemeplease.bsky.social · 25/01/2026I AM GOING TO HIT THE NEXT PERSON TO MAKE THAT JOKE WITH A 2017 TOYOTA COROLLA! 040
Xeon @dontsavemeplease.bsky.social · 19/01/2026“Ugh, what’s in my pussy?” *pulls out a nuclear fusion rod* “oh”… “how did that get in there?” *hard cuts to last night* *circe falls from the ceiling cunny first onto a nuclear reactor, as a power rod slips in* “skydiving while drunk, high, and naked… check!” *As she scribbles off a checklist* :3 050
Xeon @dontsavemeplease.bsky.social · 16/01/2026Do NOT give this child a child. It will end with a lot of diapers 000
Xeon @dontsavemeplease.bsky.social · 13/01/2026Mate, just say you want to commit a Viking blood eagle on that lawyer to appease the gods. I say shit like that with my family around and no body gives a damn. From ^#*+£€ dumbasses to y’all, just say it. Also, YOU SAW WHAT!? 000
Xeon @dontsavemeplease.bsky.social · 12/01/2026“With enough training, any ass can be a fleshlight” idk cumsu the grand master or some shit 000
Xeon @dontsavemeplease.bsky.social · 12/01/2026This is Circe we’re talking about here. She wouldn’t learn a lesson even if she was beaten with the dictionary definition of lesson. 010
Xeon @dontsavemeplease.bsky.social · 09/01/2026Well I’ve got one helluva fuckin story to tell you my friend. :3 000
Xeon @dontsavemeplease.bsky.social · 08/01/2026I am also already dealing with it so please don’t be worried. 010
Xeon @dontsavemeplease.bsky.social · 08/01/2026I apologize deeply for my transgressions upon on you. I wasn’t being funny, so I’ll not talk of it again. Have a nice day. (No this not a plea for help) 010
Xeon @dontsavemeplease.bsky.social · 08/01/2026My fault eyes. God damn brains need an audit function 010
Xeon @dontsavemeplease.bsky.social · 08/01/2026I don’t dude? I usually just go until it hurts to much or I see bone, which ever comes first. :3 100
Xeon @dontsavemeplease.bsky.social · 05/01/2026“Hey, uhh… your deliver driver is being eaten by a frost maw. Do you need any baby food to go along with those diapers? We can deliver them to Siberia in about a week. :3” 010
Xeon @dontsavemeplease.bsky.social · 04/01/2026One of my favorite character types is a twinky femboy with a MASSIVE cock that you wouldn’t expect him to have. Like it’s not unnaturally big, but it still makes you questionhis genetics. :3 030
Xeon @dontsavemeplease.bsky.social · 04/01/2026I’m watching a backrooms video about a library and straight up thought I had been teleporting to a liminal library. :3 000
Xeon @dontsavemeplease.bsky.social · 03/01/2026How dare you suggest “SHOWERING” before he starts! He likes how u taste mate! :3 010
Xeon @dontsavemeplease.bsky.social · 03/01/2026Why was 10 scared? … BECAUSE HE WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF 9/11 HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHhahahahahahHhHhahhahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahaha!!!!!!! 030
Xeon @dontsavemeplease.bsky.social · 03/01/2026Oh my god what is this!? ‘I mean it’s going in my playlist.’ :3 BUT STILL, WHO THE FUCK WAS OFF THEIR MEDS ENOUGH TO EVEN WRITE THIS LOVELY LITTLE SUICIDE SONG!?!? 020
Xeon @dontsavemeplease.bsky.social · 03/01/2026“Welp! You know what that means!” *turns into a ‘living’ piñata. 020
Xeon @dontsavemeplease.bsky.social · 01/01/2026When… when I read things that have a depressing and saddening effect, I always try to find the humor, to find the funny and lighten the mood of sadness. But… today I have… nothing… there is no humor or funny to be found in any of this. I can only say, that I’m sorry for what you have seen.goodnight 130
Xeon @dontsavemeplease.bsky.social · 31/12/2025Not to be rude, but how tall are you, because these images look like your the height of my tooth brush? Or you could be crawling around, I have no clue. :3 110