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dontputmarbles @dontputmarbles.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
A governor cannot be considered a simple "local politician". He is the leader of a state calling for "fellow Democrats" to ignore the will of the people and run a conservative Democratic candidate in the general election.

STATEMENT BY GOVERNOR DAVID PATERSON ON NEW YORK CITY MAYORAL RACE

NEW YORK-Following a morning press conference outside of WABC Radio's studios calling for unity within the Democratic Party in advance of November's election, New York State's 55th governor, David Paterson, released the following statement. Paterson also previously served as Democratic State Party Chair.
"I have been very clear in my position that I simply do not believe Zohran Mamdani is the best person to lead New York City in these extremely turbulent times. We just saw a federal budget passed and signed that will create havoc on New Yorkers in the coming years in our education system, the health care community and for hard-working families already struggling to make ends meet. We cannot afford ideas without a plan for implementation or funding.
Mr. Mamdani ran a successful Primary campaign, with tremendous ads and a well-done social media strategy that engaged young voters in a way we have not seen to date. However, the General Election is a very different electorate that encompasses the entirety of the city. I truly believe my fellow Democrats will be doing a disservice to the people they wish to serve if they do not come together and decide to support whichever candidate has the most support among them in advance of November 4th.
We are living in a critically important time in our country's history and the most populous city in America will need true leadership to navigate this moment. That leadership will need to show itself in the coming months, before ballots are printed and voters start returning ballots by mail.
As public polls and surveys are revealed over these coming weeks, it is my hope and belief that the other candidates still in the race will come to the logical conclusion that New York City needs the most effective leader to navigate what comes next and that cannibalizing each other's support will be doing a disservice to the millions of people who call New York 'home'."
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dontputmarbles @dontputmarbles.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Whatever could they mean!?

Andrew Lawrence
@ndrew_lawrence
Replying to @UrbanAchievr

Conservative: I have been
censored for my conservative
views
Me: Holy shit! You were censored for wanting lower taxes?
Con: LOL no...no not those views
Me: So....deregulation?
Con: Haha no not those views either
Me: Which views, exactly?
Con: Oh, you know the ones
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dontputmarbles @dontputmarbles.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
It is so unbelievably funny. And after 12 seasons the voice actor for the main squid got fired for posting racist shit... even though his character was a clear mockery of right-wing assholes who are dependent on government (welfare, etc) yet hate the government and others who take "handouts".

Firstly, he made a Facebook post, via Variety, that criticized singer Dolly Parton for wearing a Black
Lives Matter shirt. Here's what he
said, rather vulgarly:
"So, now this freak titted,
old Southern bimbo is
a BLM Lover? Remember,
slut, Rednecks made you
a Millionaire!"
Obviously a comment like that is
due for some backlash, and Stuart D. Baker had a response for that as well:
"HAVE FUN forsaking
your own race, culture
and heritage," he said
after telling any offended
"liberals" to unfriend him
if they didn't like what he
had to say.
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dontputmarbles @dontputmarbles.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
They did a similar thing on Squidbillies. Dan Halen created a chicken that was 99% chicken wings with celery stalks for limbs. Eating it unfortunately caused cancer, and Halen couldn't figure out how to get it to "defecate its own to-go box"
A scene from the Adult Swim show Squidbillies where Dan Halen, local evil billionaire, serves the local sheriff a writhing mass of chicken wings that is actually a living chicken he genetically engineered. Restaurant is called "ain't nothing but a wing."
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dontputmarbles @dontputmarbles.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
How THE FUCK did I never see this one before? There's always something new out there

wint @dril
thanks all. together weve raised over $63 for raytheon to develop a brand new ITAS that can shoot down enemy prayers before they reach God .
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dontputmarbles @dontputmarbles.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
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dontputmarbles @dontputmarbles.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
I got put on this list for criticizing this guy for using the Confederate flag as his banner. That was interesting.
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dontputmarbles @dontputmarbles.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
I find that very hard to believe
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dontputmarbles @dontputmarbles.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
I don't think an artery opening resembles a can of worms 😎
A tiny ground owl twisting its head around with much cute and sass
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dontputmarbles @dontputmarbles.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
It was fucking hilarious that the voice actor actually turned out to be a right-wing, racist asshole so had to be cut from the last season for posting racist shit. Did he not understand the context of the show or that he was making jokes? Tbh it makes me like the show more
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dontputmarbles @dontputmarbles.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
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dontputmarbles @dontputmarbles.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
It's not my claim, and it is repulsive to attempt to identify something we read every day with blood libel. No one is buying those arguments anymore because they are used so inappropriately - they are weaponized against protestors.
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dontputmarbles @dontputmarbles.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Lmao, you're no better than a Trump propagandist
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dontputmarbles @dontputmarbles.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Pete Buttigieg eating a pork chop on a stick in a very normal way while making a very normal face during the 2020 Dem primaryTennessee State representative Kent Calfee drinking straight from a Hershey's syrup bottle, as one does
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dontputmarbles @dontputmarbles.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
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dontputmarbles @dontputmarbles.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Jesus Christ, we're mere steps away from Climbing for Dollars in Running Man
A still from a fake ad in Running Man for a game show where contestants climb a rope to reach money at the top, while vicious dogs await those who fall
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dontputmarbles @dontputmarbles.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Do people *really* believe this? RBG worship is one thing, but this is something else entirely
Skeet text:
I am so tired of people slamming titans like RBG just because of her age. She is an excellent role model. She championed women's reproductive health and rights. Age brings wisdom. She did not need to step aside. She kept this country out of the grips
of fascism and carried the torch of justice.
June 27, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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dontputmarbles @dontputmarbles.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
About time someone embraced the Frank Reynolds method of hiring
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dontputmarbles @dontputmarbles.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
In retrospect, we now realize that being in your 80s and surviving multiple bouts of cancer is correlated with death. We also just learned that COVID is a communicable disease that is associated with death and that close gatherings should be avoided during a pandemic, especially by vulnerable people
Ginsburg officiating a wedding during the height of COVID, something only someone with a massive ego and beliefs of their own immortality would do
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dontputmarbles @dontputmarbles.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
I was added to a moderation list and I have no idea what it means. It selects people by "code"? Is it a positive list? Negative? Truly random (whatever that means) as claimed? Either way, I'm honored by the distinction
A "Moderation list" I was added to
Name: Everyone
Moderation list by @lostenderpearl.bsk...
The best list on blue sky, containing everyone found by my garbage code
if its not obvious, this list is *entirely* a joke and adds people basically at random.
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dontputmarbles @dontputmarbles.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
And she posts shit like this
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dontputmarbles @dontputmarbles.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
They also massively out spent him
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dontputmarbles @dontputmarbles.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
No, because she also officiated a wedding at the height of COVID. She must have thought she was immortal
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dontputmarbles @dontputmarbles.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Jennifer Rubin disappeared off the face of the globe and I think it's because she accomplished her Earthly purpose with that tweet
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dontputmarbles @dontputmarbles.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
I will never forget this for as long as I live
Famous Jennifer Rubin tweet regarding Andrew Cuomo (2020):

Cuomo: Sunday dinner Cuomo style 
[Posts picture of family around a dinner table]

Rubin: " The boyfriend" [sic] looks nice and the girls seem to have eaten their spaghetti and meatballs!
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dontputmarbles @dontputmarbles.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Here is an actual turtle my wife actually took a picture of and told me all about, lol, which has me returning to this very dead thread. It's apparently a box turtle that lives under her parents' deck. They feed it strawberry tops they don't eat. It's been there for years, and they live DECADES.
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dontputmarbles @dontputmarbles.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
That's something Democrats need to adjust for. None of those bullshit livestreams that Jeffries does that interest like 300 people on YouTube help. It's not just a problem with voters, Democrats have horrible intuitions and no clear message. But messages need to account for the failing US ed system
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dontputmarbles @dontputmarbles.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
This post earned me a label of "rude", 2nd time I've been flagged for "offensive" content - once for quoting Rahm Emanuel in order to highlight how "offensive" HE is - and now for a clearly sarcastic joke reply that was *supporting* the OP. It got 20 likes and fun replies. Wtf, @safety.bsky.app!
Thread of 3 skeets

Mark Plemmon... @plebotamus.bsky... 1h
Al can't brainstorm because it doesn't have a brain. If you build your house on sand, it's not going to last.

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Fuck you, you would never think outside of the box enough to suggest putting rocks on pizza [clear reference to the very well-known AI suggestion of rocks on pizza]

gubbbo.bsky.social @gubbbo.bsky.... 1h
Or to use glue to keep them from
sliding off [fun reply]
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dontputmarbles @dontputmarbles.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Not my picture, but it seems to be an Eastern painted turtle? Reverse image search took me to a subreddit called r/animalid, lmao. It has the picture below and it looks like a match. If so, they are legal pets!
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dontputmarbles @dontputmarbles.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Bunnies are super cute except for the fact that they usually sleep with their eyes open
Bunny mid jumpBunny sleeping in a strange positionBunny sleeping while tucked inBunny surrounded by flower petals on a car seat. It has one on its head
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dontputmarbles @dontputmarbles.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Here is *a* turtle
Little black turtle crawling. Apple for scale
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dontputmarbles @dontputmarbles.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Those grad students also need financial packages. The hired faculty members would have to teach class(es), which need to meet minimum enrollment numbers to not be cancelled. Grad students generally need to TA for professional development... This would be a fucking nightmare of epic proportions.
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dontputmarbles @dontputmarbles.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Holy shit, lol. He must name search himself? Sirota blocked me for that post
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dontputmarbles @dontputmarbles.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
I want to hear about the reverse funnel system
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dontputmarbles @dontputmarbles.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
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dontputmarbles @dontputmarbles.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
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dontputmarbles @dontputmarbles.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Etc
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dontputmarbles @dontputmarbles.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Please keep in mind that there are many working class people who just don't have the time to watch the news. And, yes, a shocking portion of the country can't read at a 5th-grade level due to underfunded school systems, which is no fault of their own
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dontputmarbles @dontputmarbles.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
I hit her with the waffles tweet and that out her over the edge I guess, lol
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dontputmarbles @dontputmarbles.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
I have no idea what that has to do with the very specific topic at hand
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dontputmarbles @dontputmarbles.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
And those in power are never charitable to protestors, regardless of who they are
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dontputmarbles @dontputmarbles.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
The relevance of dril never changes
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dontputmarbles @dontputmarbles.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
I'm also talking about those people. It's extremely concerning that you're referring to them as "agitators", the term fascists have used to describe protestors both now and during the civil rights protests. It doesn't matter how peaceful protests are, they're never legitimate to those in power.
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dontputmarbles @dontputmarbles.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Reputable scientist and university, but it's important to keep in mind that this hasn't even been *submitted* for peer review. The methods or analyses could be flawed and we wouldn't even know, yet
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dontputmarbles @dontputmarbles.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
An honest-to-goodness "Thanks, Obama" for setting the modern Dem precedent
Obama and W standing for photos while looking like next friends, W clearly appreciating Obama's policy of "look[ing] forward, not backward"
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dontputmarbles @dontputmarbles.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Utter bullshit. And you're not free to disagree with the point that a publicly traded company has a fiduciary responsibility to maximize profits for shareholders, that a public company's duty is perpetual growth. The government agreed that right to repair is indeed a right. You have bad opinions.
Military man kneeling in front of a sleeping child, shielding him from knives and bombs.

Text on soldier: "random weirdos on the internet who work 9-5" 

Text over boy: "rich people"
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dontputmarbles @dontputmarbles.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
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