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Andrew Ferguson @dontfuck.men · 09/10/2026

hey songkick quick question about your recommendation algorithm

A screenshot of songkick suggesting that I go see Rush because I like Kreayshawn

Andrew Ferguson @dontfuck.men · 06/10/2026

Tokyo, part three. Met up with Teara for cool bars and also got interviewed for Japanese TV about local cultural festivals.

A photo of Andrew, Teara, and Sara looking cute on a lively Tokyo street

A photo of the Asahi headquarters, with the golden flame and a skyscraper that looks like a beer

A photo of a lower courtyard filled with bicycles and a single tree, with the leaves starting to turn for autumn.

A selfie of me with three Japanese television reporters.

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Andrew Ferguson @dontfuck.men · 03/10/2026

Experiencing The Odyssey the way Christopher Nolan intended

A photo of the control panel of a fancy Japanese washlet that is INAX branded

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Andrew Ferguson @dontfuck.men · 28/09/2026

Kinosaki onsen town & Osaka continued, next stop Tokyo.

A photo of a woman in a yukata standing in the middle of the road of a small Japanese town. She has brightly coloured hair and is facing away from the camera.

A photo of a woman in a colourful outfit posing in a bright corridor covered in graffiti.

A photo of the Japanese countryside, with a large visible hill on the left and low clouds wreathing the hills on the right.

A photo of Osaka from high up, with a very modern cityscape everywhere except the bottom center where an old cathedral sits.

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Andrew Ferguson @dontfuck.men · 25/09/2026

Okuno-in cemetary in Koyasan, yes that photo is real.

A photo of a small stone gully covered in moss, looking upwards at enormous cedar trees

A traditional gravestone in a forest, with towering cedar trees

A traditional gravestone covered in moss, another seen in the background

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Andrew Ferguson @dontfuck.men · 25/09/2026

More of Osaka, now with bonus @chicazul.bsky.social & @jacobburgess.bsky.social, and the train to Koyasan

A photo of Sara in a cute outfit, posing against a red bridge railing with a silver purse

Sara in a cute outfit, posing in the middle of a narrow Japanese street

A selfie of Andrew, Jacob, & Sara with a brightly lit colourful building behind them

A photo of a Japanese hillside with beautiful trees, lovely old buildings, and a bright blue sky filled with clouds

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Andrew Ferguson @dontfuck.men · 25/09/2026

More of Osaka, now with bonus @chicazul.bsky.social & @jacobburgess.bsky.social, and the train to Koyasan

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Andrew Ferguson @dontfuck.men · 31/08/2026

Shout out to the person at Netflix who chose 9/11 as the launch day for this one, chefs kiss

A photo of a TV screen showing a Netflix ad for the movie Southland Tales where there is text that reads “coming September 11”

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Andrew Ferguson @dontfuck.men · 19/08/2026

ADULT CRAB GOES TO BED AT A REASONABLE HOUR

A photo of a ferry boarding pass, with the words “ADULT CRAB” prominently on the front.

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Andrew Ferguson @dontfuck.men · 14/08/2026

the damage cannot be undone!

A selfie of me wearing a Rory Blank ‘total information collapse’ T-shirt, the same shirt Wren is wearing in the skeet I’m replying to.

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Andrew Ferguson @dontfuck.men · 11/08/2026

This text reads way funnier if you don’t know the names of Vancouver municipal political parties.

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Andrew Ferguson @dontfuck.men · 30/07/2026

I saw them for the… sixth? time last fall doing the Red & Blue back-to-back album tour and it was transcendent.

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Andrew Ferguson @dontfuck.men · 24/07/2026

I haven’t posted about it much but I’ve been in Krakow & Berlin for most of July and it’s very pretty here.

A photo of a tunnel in a building at night, from the street. There are bicycles visible through the tunnel and an address above the tunnel entrance. The address is swinemunder strasse 121.

A photograph of one of the classic East German photo booths at night. It’s covered in stickers and graffiti, glowing white and red with a big lit-up sign at the top that reads “Photoautomat”.

A photograph of a large statue of Pope John Paul II, at the end of a cobbled pathway lined with white and red flowers.

A photograph of a cafe courtyard, with vines climbing up the building and overtaking some of the windows. There are other chairs & tables on the patio and in the foreground, a coffee cup, spoon, and saucer.

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Andrew Ferguson @dontfuck.men · 23/07/2026

the second phase is _so_ hard

Evan is a white person with short blue hair, matching glasses, big black headphones and a black nose ring. They wear a black high necked tank top and several silver pendants on a single necklace and have colourful tattoos on their left arm.

They look tired and have scruffy facial hair on their chin and faintly on their jaw.

It's the same image as the previous post, but it has been photoshopped to include a long red Dark Souls style health bar at the bottom, labelled 'The Daughter'

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Andrew Ferguson @dontfuck.men · 17/07/2026

Intellectually I know that The Hague is a real place and things other than The International Criminal Court exist there. I was still not prepared to read the sentence: “Shrek Rave Is Coming To The Hague!”

A poster for Shrek Rave with a giant green laser 3d head of Shrek wearing sunglasses. The text below says “Shrek Rave Is Coming To The Hague!”

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Andrew Ferguson @dontfuck.men · 04/07/2026

Just picked up my copy of @notcrucial.bsky.social’s debut novel PolyCorpse! Cyberpunk! Necromancy! Guitars! Get yrs www.jarrettpoole.com/polycorpseno...

It’s a selfie of me lookin cute and holding up a copy of the book PolyCorpse in front of the sign for my local bookstore, Massy Books.

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Andrew Ferguson @dontfuck.men · 24/06/2026

It took some serious digging, but I was able to track it down for you

It's the same image from the post being replied to, a line graph of wealth inequality, but with a giant green arrow pointing out the source (Bloomberg Economics) to someone who can apparently write but not read.

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Andrew Ferguson @dontfuck.men · 10/06/2026

Another indie game event happening the same day, anti-corporate & pro-tiny indies. Lots of folks who didn't get into game garden, I think. Takes place in the evening over on Main st www.instagram.com/gamesewer/

An event poster for Game Sewer 2, showing an anthropomorphic rat carrying a pride flag. The important details are that it's at Red Gate, 1965 Main st, on June 14th from 6-10pm. Showcasing work by indie devs, no corporations, no ai.

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Andrew Ferguson @dontfuck.men · 01/04/2026

It's been fifteen years since I was lucky enough to be invited to see the final Space Shuttle launch in person and I will think about it forever.

This is a photograph of the interior of thje NASA Vehicle Assembly building, showing the complex gridded interior of the enormous space.

This is a colour infrared photograph of the actor Seth Green standing in front of the NASA Vehicle Assembly Building, his arms crossed & wearing sunglasses.

This is a photograph of the interior of thje NASA Vehicle Assembly building, showing an enormous crane at the top of the complex gridded interior of the enormous space.

This is a colour infrared photograph of the actor LeVar Burton crouching in front of the NASA countdown clock, his arms crossed & smiling.

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Andrew Ferguson @dontfuck.men · 14/02/2026

I went to brat night last week and they had an educational presentation about charli’s career between dj sets.

A photo of two people behind a dj booth. One is djing while the other is speaking into a microphone. A slide about Charli xcx’s career is visible on the wall behind them.

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Andrew Ferguson @dontfuck.men · 13/02/2026

I do miss photoshop sometimes

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Andrew Ferguson @dontfuck.men · 21/01/2026

HS is even still a certified B corp, because apparently being an accomplice to imprisoning children, blinding teenagers, and murdering unarmed women is seen by them as ‘making business a force for good’. B corp cert isn’t worth the paper it’s printed on.

A screenshot of the b corp website showing their main headline as ‘make business a force for good’

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Andrew Ferguson @dontfuck.men · 17/01/2026

Holy shit today I learned about Bigg Mixx

A box of Bigg Mixx cereal from Kelloggs and there’s a big mascot that looks like a moose with a pig nose and a rooster crown. One of them chimeras

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Andrew Ferguson @dontfuck.men · 22/12/2025

Tragically no, he’s still not returning my calls. However, I do own one of these

A photograph of the cover of a large format photobook for The Fall.

Interior photographs from a photobook for the movie The Fall

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Andrew Ferguson @dontfuck.men · 03/12/2025

My perfect idiot son is exploring a drawer with styrofoam fittings in it and the _noise_ he is making

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Andrew Ferguson @dontfuck.men · 17/10/2025

I know I'm risking losing this by posting about it, but it remains unbelievably funny to me that the fuck-you-kanye b.andcamp page I set up in 2018 is still (somehow) live seven and a half years later.

This is a screenshot of a bandcamp page where I have uploaded Runaway by Kanye West as my own song. The album art is a screenshot of an old tweet of his that reads "let's be less concerned with ownership of ideas. It is important that ideas see the light of day even if you don't get the credit for them. Let's be less concerned with credit awards and external validation."

The song description reads "I made this all by myself. I don't know how to disable downloads though I thought this was the era of streaming. Is this Tidal? Am I on Tidal right now? Please don't send me Swiss Francs I'm just tryin to be on Tidal.

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released April 19, 2018
Just me, no one else. I'm both rappers. Yep. I'm real good at uh... doin different voices and stuff."

The artist bio reads "I am a very good rapper." which, if you have heard me rap, you may recognize as a statement that is not entirely truthful.

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Andrew Ferguson @dontfuck.men · 12/10/2025

Nothing tops the ad for literally just stolen credit cards, though.

An AI-generated ad for ketamine, featuring a horse eating a bowl of the cereal Special K

An instagram ad for a weird idle game that seemed to involve keeping pregnant women prisoner and fattening them up? Idk chat, I wasn’t clicking on this one. I did not want to learn more.

An instagram ad for fake Canadian twenty dollar bills

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Andrew Ferguson @dontfuck.men · 12/10/2025

I get _insane_ ads on instagram; hard drugs are really common, surgery training programs, Russian finance scams, Turkish hair transplants, weird horny idle games, fake money for influencers, anal botox, and more.

An instagram ad for a surgery training program in Mexico

An instagram ad for cocaine. It’s clearly AI-generated and Rick James is there.

An instagram ad for anal Botox with colourful donuts

An ad for some kind of Russian financial scam. An ai-generated office party is the image.

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Andrew Ferguson @dontfuck.men · 09/10/2025

In what I can only describe as terrible news for my wallet, I have assembled my first Lego set in thirty years. Unbelievable amounts of attention to detail went into this kit, especially with trying to reproduce the tactile sensations of a Gameboy. I’m such a dork and I’m so happy.

A photo of a just assembled Lego game boy, alongside a Lego gameboy cartridge for super Mario land.

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Andrew Ferguson @dontfuck.men · 30/08/2025

Ain’t mad about Frost Children boiler room set as my backup plan tho either

A crowded stage with dj’s and a large crowd in front of it, seen from behind. Folks are dancing and having fun

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Andrew Ferguson @dontfuck.men · 24/08/2025

Took me about thirty years give or take, but I have now beaten Final Fantasy.

A screen from the ending of final fantasy showing an idyllic forest and lakes. There is text in the sky that reads “For you are the warrior who crossed time. You are the bringer of light…”

The ending screen of final fantasy, it says THE END on a background of stars

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Andrew Ferguson @dontfuck.men · 23/08/2025

Videogames really lost their way when we stopped filling our dungeons with npc bats that go “Kee! Kee!”

A screenshot of the pixel remaster of final fantasy 1; it shows the main character in a cave talking to a bat, the speech bubble says “Kee! Kee!”

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