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Garden gnome @dontfearthehops.bsky.social · 12h

More importantly how many times will I not check spelling, punctuation and grammar before hitting reply?

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Garden gnome @dontfearthehops.bsky.social · 12h

A once in a lifetime type event.

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Garden gnome @dontfearthehops.bsky.social · 12h

Hey now, let's not disrespect the singing fish...

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Garden gnome @dontfearthehops.bsky.social · 12h

Isn't that called a tub of lard?

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Garden gnome @dontfearthehops.bsky.social · 12h

Perhaps they out in trade for someone putting it together for them before they went insane trying?

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Garden gnome @dontfearthehops.bsky.social · 12h

Are you suggesting that someone in government actually do their job? What a novel concept.

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Garden gnome @dontfearthehops.bsky.social · 12h

Hopefully I can catch the next one and sorry I missed. How often is their potential to hear about Bullwinkle and Candy Corn on the same broadcast!

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Garden gnome @dontfearthehops.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

One of the folks I grew up and his wife retired two years ago and decided to do the full time RV life. Sold their home, bought a very nice 30 something foot diesel RV and spent the summer in St. Louis due to diesel prices. Now on their way to winter in the south which had not been the plan.

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Garden gnome @dontfearthehops.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Woo hoo! Now hopefully it is soon travel time again for y'all

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Garden gnome @dontfearthehops.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Once around the sun without @gamj90.bsky.social . The world seemed less bright without her.

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Garden gnome @dontfearthehops.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Perhaps they thought it was leading down a path of hoisting Ho Hos. WTF?

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Garden gnome @dontfearthehops.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Cannot definitely say either way but wouldn't bet my remaining hair on it.

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Garden gnome @dontfearthehops.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Perhaps Waymo is shorthand for it generating "Waymo traffic"? I will now retreat to the corner to stand.

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Garden gnome @dontfearthehops.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

WTF? Would suggest placing stickers all over the parent's car windshield but then they would just end up staying longer.

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Garden gnome @dontfearthehops.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

White Claw, what to drink since Zima is gone.

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Garden gnome @dontfearthehops.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Ah the extra expense of a Perrier car wash.. sorry hadn't considered that.

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Garden gnome @dontfearthehops.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

A disagree wholeheartedly. The cheese alone will be $10 for plastic nacho cheese or $25 for cheddar.

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Garden gnome @dontfearthehops.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Next up for firing, Winnie the Pooh.

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Garden gnome @dontfearthehops.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Very happy to read that the land yacht is whole and back in action again!

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Garden gnome @dontfearthehops.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Probably just need to automate this post for just after midnight every day.

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Garden gnome @dontfearthehops.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

They couldn't afford candy corn so they used 5 year old circus peanuts.

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Garden gnome @dontfearthehops.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Ah garlic, food of the gods and vampire repellent as a bonus. If only it repelled MAGA.

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Garden gnome @dontfearthehops.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

And they keep calling wondering why I canceled my subscription.🤷‍♂️

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Garden gnome @dontfearthehops.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Beautiful place for a walk or bike ride. Tours are incredible also.

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Garden gnome @dontfearthehops.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

My grandfather worked his whole career in the railroad. When he retired he bought a house in Eldorado IL by the tracks. Thought is was cool as a kid to hear and see the trains when we visited. Still love the sound.

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Garden gnome @dontfearthehops.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I wanted to be an artist but things just didn't line up.

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Garden gnome @dontfearthehops.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

It's like folks aren't even trying to add zip to the nachos

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Garden gnome @dontfearthehops.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Many of them were covered by George Carlin.

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Garden gnome @dontfearthehops.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Please don't make me do that close to lunch. In the other hand it would make it easier to.lose weight.

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Garden gnome @dontfearthehops.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Can't be good for your vision. Especially when you start screaming from the idiocy of it all.

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Garden gnome @dontfearthehops.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Happy 36th Anniversary to my lovely bride @gamj90.bsky.social . I miss you.

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Garden gnome @dontfearthehops.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I'm so sorry that this has been such a pain in the backside for you and the Mr.

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Garden gnome @dontfearthehops.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I mean you did cross the kitty so not totally inaccurate.

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Garden gnome @dontfearthehops.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Only a short time until the one it is trying to sell you is the own you own.

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Garden gnome @dontfearthehops.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

That would be a recipe for disaster.

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Garden gnome @dontfearthehops.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Or any other household with feline family members. Personal space is optional in their mind also.

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Garden gnome @dontfearthehops.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Depends on the brand in my experience. Follow Your Heart makes an American cheese that isn't bad on burgers or a toasted cheese. Not vegan myself but have family that doesn't tolerate lactose well so have had it.

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