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Donté Dvone

@dontedvone.bsky.social
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Donté Dvone @dontedvone.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I be thinking I walk into a function looking friendly and be looking mean as hell on accident.
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Tough Guy Look Around
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Donté Dvone @dontedvone.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We defintely need to move the work week to 4 days, increase the pay & lower expenses to make up for this fuck ass economy
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Frustrated Man Throwing Papers At Desk
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ɪᴍᴍᴀɴᴜᴇʟ ᴋᴜɴᴛ @soberthots.blacksky.app · 07/10/2026
me.
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Donté Dvone @dontedvone.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
🤣🤣🤣 yooo
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Donté Dvone @dontedvone.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
😂😂😂
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Donté Dvone @dontedvone.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Fair point.
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Donté Dvone @dontedvone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I reached the age where I drink to feel a buzz, but I don't feel nothing until it's too late.
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Mozelle Batiste Delacroix’s only son. @roamingdruid.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I gotta go put gas in my car
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Donté Dvone @dontedvone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It really is. National grade reading level is 6th grade and it shows.
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Donté Dvone @dontedvone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
These YouTube reactors be rage baiting with the lyric breakdowns. It be the simplist bar & they be like "Ooohhhh so...they are saying."
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Shut Up Don't Talk: Hand Over Mouth
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Donté Dvone @dontedvone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Idc how much they LIE & say an education does not matter these days. REMEMBER, it mattered before Black women became the most degreed. Black people especially women have ALWAYS been the standard for excellence and they can't handle it. 🤷🏾‍♂️
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Michelle Obama Unbothered on Her Phone
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Donté Dvone @dontedvone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
What is there to eat during the holidays if everything is being recalled?
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Donté Dvone @dontedvone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If the meeting ends early that does not mean ask 1001 questions. Some of us actually got work to do.
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Crying Ronald McDonald Meme: Bro STFU
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Donté Dvone @dontedvone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If you tell me you are going to do something. Imma hold you to it. THE MOMENT, you do otherwise I will never trust your word again.
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Donté Dvone @dontedvone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm stealing this!
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Susan Heyward as Tamika Ward: Thank You Point
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Donté Dvone @dontedvone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I really want yt people to stop using AAVE. Especially in corporate wtf is going on. The shit sounds horrible.
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Iggyrem Ezefayfer Says Shhh Don't Say That
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Donté Dvone @dontedvone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Bring back prehistoric prices
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Donté Dvone @dontedvone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
THEY are going down. Imma stay out the way
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Woman Spraying Air Freshener
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Donté Dvone @dontedvone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Tf is this 1600's 😩😩😩
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ᴾᵃᵖⁱ ᴄʜɪᴄʜᴏꜱ 🥷⃤ @igotyoedges.blacksky.app · 05/10/2026
“But who am I to argue?” A person who just spent the last 10+ minutes arguing
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Donté Dvone @dontedvone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
What is this I'm hearing about a new virus or something in RUSSIA. 😷
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Donté Dvone @dontedvone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Them AI Flyers and AI rolling off the couch -ceiling fan blade wardrobe videos are going to be the reason we are going to be living in a mf air fryer in the next 10 years. 🤬
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B. @missxbri.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It’s so many profiles popping up on IG that say “AI-generated profile”. And it’s a lot of Black people too. I don’t like it
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Donté Dvone @dontedvone.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
😂😂 well then
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Donté Dvone @dontedvone.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
God bless you 🙏🏾
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Fred C. @coledaynhell.blacksky.app · 05/10/2026
Settings> moderation and filter
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Donté Dvone @dontedvone.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I hate that Nicki went down the MAGA route cause a mf is bored. I need Hip Hop hits, features, something 😩
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Donté Dvone @dontedvone.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh I need to figure that out because LORD 😩
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Donté Dvone @dontedvone.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It be so funny when people at work cannot follow simple instructions. Ngl I be sitting in meetings like there ain't no way 😂
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Donté Dvone @dontedvone.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm ngl I'm sick of seeing everyone dick, pussy, asshole at random. I am here for free expression, but GAHH DAM everybody and they mom out here just showing it all
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Instagram Kallamar
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Throakensef @briggyp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Face. Cards.
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Donté Dvone @dontedvone.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I will not tolerate nobody who is inconsiderate, inconsistent & incapable of respecting my boundaries. There are billions of people on the planet. Somebody will align with me and my values.
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ᴍɪᴋᴀʏᴇʟ ᴍʏᴇʀs @chaclo.blacksky.app · 05/10/2026
"Nobody was turning on Living Single lookin for baddies" nigga, you built like your legs are on backwards. let's start there.
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Donté Dvone @dontedvone.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I haven't heard anything wow
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Donté Dvone @dontedvone.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If somebody has the ability to vote and do not. They will be cut off for life. It is THAT serious.
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Donté Dvone @dontedvone.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Food being expensive & poisonous is the best representation that we are in fact living in hell.
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essencesimmone.blacksky.app @essencesimmone.blacksky.app · 05/10/2026
Idk who needs to hear this but go recenter yourself in your life. It’s your life. It’s about you 🧘🏽‍♀️
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Xae ❤️ @veryghetto.blacksky.app · 05/10/2026
Black Ai Flyers make me wanna say the hard R.
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Donté Dvone @dontedvone.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Meetings with monotoned speakers are THE WORST‼️ I be fighting for my life not to fall asleep.
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Man Falls Asleep at Desk
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Donté Dvone @dontedvone.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Congratulations 🔥🔥🔥
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Donté Dvone @dontedvone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I will keep trying till I can't nomo
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Donté Dvone @dontedvone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Whew these dating streets is HARD
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Donté Dvone @dontedvone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It does start a little slow, but the middle and ending. Chefs kiss.
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Donté Dvone @dontedvone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Tyler Perry put out probably the best movie of 2026. "Doing Life" was exceptional!
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Man in Turban Applauds at BET Event
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Donté Dvone @dontedvone.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Happy heavenly birthday to your queen 🫶🏾
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Donté Dvone @dontedvone.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Tinashe is finally getting flowers for the work she has been putting in 😩🙌🏾
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Donté Dvone @dontedvone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Me too. I just stared at her and just let it go in one ear out the other
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Donté Dvone @dontedvone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Prayers for Trina. She cannot catch a break her ex husband, her sister and now her husband are no longer with us 🤧😭
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Donté Dvone @dontedvone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
People can see you have your headphones on and STILL be trying to have a conversation with you. Not even an excuse me. Just start rambling
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Plaqueboymax Trash Music
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Donté Dvone @dontedvone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I can't stand a mf that just want to complain & complain & complain. It's okay to get your frustrations off, but at some point you gotta let it go for the moment.
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