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@therealslimswiftie.swifties.social
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EXCUSE ME? Can I have the attention of the class?? For one second?! kcn1&2💜💫 39+2

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Mac ⸆⸉ 🪄 @therealslimswiftie.swifties.social · 44m
fixed it💀😂😂😂
This image is a meme referencing the reality TV show Dance Moms, featuring dance instructor Abby Lee Miller standing next to her infamous "pyramid" used to rank her students. In this version, the students' names have been replaced with the names of famous men, most of whom are known for having dated Taylor Swift.
Travis Kelce is at the top of the pyramid, followed by Taylor Lautner, Tom Hiddleston, and Harry Styles in the middle row. The bottom row includes Calvin Harris, Joe Alwyn, Joe Jonas, and Matty Healy. Additionally, John Mayer and Jake Gyllenhaal are shown being thrown into a trash can.
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Mac ⸆⸉ 🪄 @therealslimswiftie.swifties.social · 8h
i don’t make the rules. i do, however, maintain the records;)👩🏻‍⚖️
This image is a popular meme referencing the "pyramid" ranking system from the reality show Dance Moms, hosted by Abby Lee Miller. In this version, Taylor Swift's current partner and ex-boyfriends are ranked, with Travis Kelce placed at the top.
The ranking shown in the image includes:
Top: Travis Kelce
Middle Row: Taylor Lautner, Tom Hiddleston, and Harry Styles
Bottom Row: Calvin Harris, Joe Alwyn, Jake Gyllenhaal, and Matty Healy
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Mac ⸆⸉ 🪄 @therealslimswiftie.swifties.social · 23h
Yasss queen
Taylor Swift sitting the Miami Stadium, getting ready to start the second half of the US flag of the eras tour. She’s sitting with a white shirt on and sweatpants. Edited on the shirt in black text reads big dick is back in town.
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Mac ⸆⸉ 🪄 @therealslimswiftie.swifties.social · 23h
Wait!! I have a willow too!!🥹🥹 Have we already talked about this??!
A picture of my tabby cat Willow. She’s popping out from under blankets with her big ears. 
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Mac ⸆⸉ 🪄 @therealslimswiftie.swifties.social · 24/09/2026
ah, that’s so cute of them🤏😂
A bouquet of Taylor Swift heads side eyeing you.
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Mac ⸆⸉ 🪄 @therealslimswiftie.swifties.social · 24/09/2026
how this post found me😂🤡🫩
This image shows Taylor Swift with blonde hair and red lipstick, wearing a sparkly red and black off-the-shoulder dress. She is standing in front of a red brick wall and appears to be dancing or posing, with one hand raised near her shoulder.
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Mac ⸆⸉ 🪄 @therealslimswiftie.swifties.social · 23/09/2026
about to make pink clouding my entire personality 🍃🩷
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Mac ⸆⸉ 🪄 @therealslimswiftie.swifties.social · 23/09/2026
yall, I was kidding before but.. is this a part of patient zero, hiding in plain sight 🧍🏻‍♀️😂
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Mac ⸆⸉ 🪄 @therealslimswiftie.swifties.social · 23/09/2026
🤝
Meme featuring Taylor Swift in two different moments. Text at the top reads, “are we out of the woods yet?” followed by, “no, we’re bouncing on it.” Below, Swift is shown laughing in a sparkly white dress in one image and sitting in a black floral dress in another.
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Mac ⸆⸉ 🪄 @therealslimswiftie.swifties.social · 23/09/2026
give the people what they want!😂
Taylor Swift sitting the Miami Stadium, getting ready to start the second half of the US flag of the eras tour. She’s sitting with a white shirt on and sweatpants. Edited on the shirt in black text reads big dick is back in town.
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Mac ⸆⸉ 🪄 @therealslimswiftie.swifties.social · 23/09/2026
season 14, episode 3 Stolen car, getaway car? Where the fuck is she taking us💀💀🤡
A screenshot of the IMDb of an episode of Law and order. Season 14 episode three patient zero.
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Mac ⸆⸉ 🪄 @therealslimswiftie.swifties.social · 22/09/2026
walk with us;)🤡
A screenshot of a post about Taylor Swift’s new album being called that
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Mac ⸆⸉ 🪄 @therealslimswiftie.swifties.social · 22/09/2026
Us when clowning starts then we realize we’re gonna have to decode some zodiac killer shit 😵‍💫😂
A picture of Taylor Swift, giving an interview for BBC radio. She has a set of headphones on and smiling, but edited into the photo is the exact same photo of her with a perplexed look, standing right behind her 
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Mac ⸆⸉ 🪄 @therealslimswiftie.swifties.social · 22/09/2026
no one: me when we figure out what’s been “hiding in plain sight”🧍🏻‍♀️😂
Taylor swift at the chiefs game on September 20. She sitting in her box wearing a chiefs tank top. Both hands on her hip, looking locked in.
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Mac ⸆⸉ 🪄 @therealslimswiftie.swifties.social · 21/09/2026
she still haunts me tbh😂
Taylor Swift screenshot of her during the midnight mayhem with me. She’s holding the red telephone upside down
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Mac ⸆⸉ 🪄 @therealslimswiftie.swifties.social · 21/09/2026
im pulling up, be ready everyone ✋
A Metro car full of clowns
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Mac ⸆⸉ 🪄 @therealslimswiftie.swifties.social · 21/09/2026
let us cook🤡👩🏻‍🍳
A crime board connecting all of the dots to Toy story five in Taylor Swift
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Mac ⸆⸉ 🪄 @therealslimswiftie.swifties.social · 21/09/2026
did someone touch the thermostat?! something is definitely on fire in here😏🔥
Taylor Swift at the 2024 VMAs. She’s wearing the gold and black plaid. Somebody has edited in good night in gold text using her boobs for the “O O”
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Mac ⸆⸉ 🪄 @therealslimswiftie.swifties.social · 21/09/2026
somebody take him, plssss🤝
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Mac ⸆⸉ 🪄 @therealslimswiftie.swifties.social · 21/09/2026
somebody in my house usually starts this scene🤣
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Mac ⸆⸉ 🪄 @therealslimswiftie.swifties.social · 21/09/2026
it’s always these last two minutes istg🧍🏻‍♀️
Taylor Swift in the blank space music video where she’s going crazy and singing, so it’s gonna be forever
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Mac ⸆⸉ 🪄 @therealslimswiftie.swifties.social · 20/09/2026
drop some DINOSAURS, rawr🦖🦕
A T-Rex skeleton at the Ross Perot museum of natural historyA dinosaur skeleton at the Manchester Museum
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Mac ⸆⸉ 🪄 @therealslimswiftie.swifties.social · 28/08/2026
🤮
Taylor Swift giving an interview for life a showgirl on late night with Stephen Colbert. She’s wearing a burgundy velvet strapless dress and making a crying face.
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Mac ⸆⸉ 🪄 @therealslimswiftie.swifties.social · 27/08/2026
men get more pathetic by the day istg, all this discourse we’re having isn’t doing shittt😭💀
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Mac ⸆⸉ 🪄 @therealslimswiftie.swifties.social · 26/08/2026
im so done
A picture of the Hollywood sign in los Angeles but it’s been edited to say “it’s all of them”
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Mac ⸆⸉ 🪄 @therealslimswiftie.swifties.social · 26/08/2026
i literally asked this week not to piss me off as I drifted off to sleep sunday night… 🔪
Madeline Khan as ms. White from the movie clue. She’s wearing all black, describing her rage saying “flames on the side of my face”
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Mac ⸆⸉ 🪄 @therealslimswiftie.swifties.social · 26/08/2026
one of my party tricks is being able to recite the final 10 minutes of Clue😏 It’s a hit, every time;) Thank you Tim curry, bc of you, i actually am fun at parties😭😭
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Mac ⸆⸉ 🪄 @therealslimswiftie.swifties.social · 25/08/2026
2026? Never heard of her 😩
A screenshot from Taylor Swift music video Opalite. She’s standing amongst a bottle of “nope-alites” wondering if she should use it
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Mac ⸆⸉ 🪄 @therealslimswiftie.swifties.social · 25/08/2026
LITERALLY NO
A cartoon blonde, Barbie, sitting in bed riding in her diary. In pink letters, it says, dear diary, what the fuck
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Mac ⸆⸉ 🪄 @therealslimswiftie.swifties.social · 25/08/2026
TS13 this, TS13 that quit playin it's mother fucking debutation time hoes🤠🐍
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Mac ⸆⸉ 🪄 @therealslimswiftie.swifties.social · 24/08/2026
me in 40 years when they hand me the aux at the nursing home 👵🏻🎤
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Mac ⸆⸉ 🪄 @therealslimswiftie.swifties.social · 24/08/2026
🪇
A Photoshop picture of Woody from Toy story. In place of his head is Taylor Swift. The blue and white clouds are in the background.
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Mac ⸆⸉ 🪄 @therealslimswiftie.swifties.social · 06/08/2026
🤗🤗🪇
Ned Flanders, Homer Simpson's neighbor. He is standing outside the Simpson family's window while wearing ski gear and a helmet. Holding a sign that says you’re hot
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Mac ⸆⸉ 🪄 @therealslimswiftie.swifties.social · 03/08/2026
she really wasn’t kidding im dead😂 (have seen the movie, she literally ruins it all💀)
A tweet from the grande top 10 Twitter account that says” since y’all want to be assholes to Ariana..” and then spoils the entire brand new Spider-Man movie
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Mac ⸆⸉ 🪄 @therealslimswiftie.swifties.social · 03/08/2026
no cheating, post your lock screen🌙
screenshot of my current lock screen. It is Taylor swift in a photo session for the album midnights. She’s laying on a wicker basket posed as a piano bench, while looking off screen. She’s staring a yellow dressed ;mustard colored, with black zig zag patterns. The time is 19.20 and the temperature is 83 Fahrenheit
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Mac ⸆⸉ 🪄 @therealslimswiftie.swifties.social · 29/07/2026
here me out: maybe we should all boycott the grammys, they’ve been on their shit long enough ✌️🎉
A tweet from Zayn Malik in 2021. “ fuck the Grammys and everyone associated. unless you shake hands and send gifts, there’s no nomination considerations. Next year, I’ll send you a basket of confectionery.
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Mac ⸆⸉ 🪄 @therealslimswiftie.swifties.social · 29/07/2026
it’s Taylor swift Looking at…TVs🙃🤠
Two screen shots from a reel Taylor nation post. The first is Taylor swift, working out in the opalite music video. Wearing a burgundy tracksuit standing on a step bench. The second screenshot is baby Taylor Swift dancing on one foot in front of the television. Baby Taylor Swift is also in burgundy
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Mac ⸆⸉ 🪄 @therealslimswiftie.swifties.social · 28/07/2026
she taught me everything i know 😂👩🏻‍🎓
A post from Taylor Swift on Instagram in 2019, it’s the infamous five holes in the fence photo. During this debacle, all of us thought she was counting down to an album  or something. Turned out to be nothing.
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Mac ⸆⸉ 🪄 @therealslimswiftie.swifties.social · 28/07/2026
me rn😏🥵
plush toy of Kermit the Frog looking intently at a sign or book.
The Motion Blur: The blurry effect adds dramatic emphasis, simulating intense concentration or frantic searching.
The Text: The sign reads "How to sit on someone through the internet."
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Mac ⸆⸉ 🪄 @therealslimswiftie.swifties.social · 27/07/2026
one thing for sure and two things for certain: ain’t no way everybody and their momma is “choosin’ Texas” 😑 something fishy’s afoot, i just can’t prove it yet
 Sergeant James Doakes (played by Erik King) sitting in his car with an intense, suspicious expression, famously used as a reaction meme online from the television series Dexter.
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Mac ⸆⸉ 🪄 @therealslimswiftie.swifties.social · 27/07/2026
i can’t go back there pls no
Taylor Swift giving an interview for life a showgirl on late night with Stephen Colbert. She’s wearing a burgundy velvet strapless dress and making a crying face.
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Mac ⸆⸉ 🪄 @therealslimswiftie.swifties.social · 07/07/2026
🧍🏻‍♀️
A a screenshot from the movie monsters Inc. Sully has both hands in thumb to forefinger and in between are five gold star
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Mac ⸆⸉ 🪄 @therealslimswiftie.swifties.social · 04/07/2026
oh this is so serious✋ Not pimp juice lettin’ loose at my best friends wedding?! 😝😝
A story from Nelly’s Instagram. He’s riding in a car after Taylor Swift’s wedding.
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Mac ⸆⸉ 🪄 @therealslimswiftie.swifties.social · 04/07/2026
as a millennial, “officiated by Adam Sandler” is sending me into orbit 😂😂😂
Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce Are Married!
New York City
July 3, 2026
The bride and groom's wedding ceremony looks have been created by Christian Dior Haute Couture. They are designed by Jonathan Anderson, Creative Director of Dior Women's, Men's and Haute Couture Collections, in close collaboration with the Bride and Groom. This is the designer's first couture wedding dress for a world-renowned celebrity. Their shoes were custom made by Christian Louboutin and the bride wore Cartier jewelry.
Taylor & Travis did not have bridesmaids or groomsmen. Instead, her brother Austin Swift served as Taylor's Man of Honor and Jason Kelce was Travis' Best Man. The ceremony joined both families together and was officiated by friend Adam Sandler.
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Mac ⸆⸉ 🪄 @therealslimswiftie.swifties.social · 03/07/2026
fucking help, unc super pro max over here saw him BEFORE that song came out i gotta go my soup is getting cold💀🚪
Taylor Swift giving an interview for life a showgirl on late night with Stephen Colbert. She’s wearing a burgundy velvet strapless dress and making a crying face.
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Mac ⸆⸉ 🪄 @therealslimswiftie.swifties.social · 02/07/2026
a few things before the big day;) "I don't like the dress" -blocked "wtf is travis wearing"-blocked "msg is tacky"-blocked "why did they invite __" -blocked "why is she in a cinderella carriage?!"- BLOCKED you gave up freedom of speech we👏are👏a👏cult
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Mac ⸆⸉ 🪄 @therealslimswiftie.swifties.social · 01/07/2026
fucking helppp, someone with a verified Ari stan account captioned this “Matty Healy stuns as special guest on Ariana Grande’s Eternal Sunshine Tour” 💀🐀 i am WEAK😂😂😂
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Mac ⸆⸉ 🪄 @therealslimswiftie.swifties.social · 27/06/2026
ugh, thank youuuu but can i take it back, maybe my eyes should be open.. use this one i’m so ridiculous🫪
selfie of yours truly. I have long brown hair,taupe colored glasses and dimples. I’m wearing the 1989 Eras tour shirt.
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Mac ⸆⸉ 🪄 @therealslimswiftie.swifties.social · 27/06/2026
Mac✨🍃
A photo of me giving the peace sign with squinty eyes. I am wearing a tan shirt with bright green nails. So I also wear top colored glasses. I have long brown hair past my shoulders. Wrist is adorned with friendship bracelets
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Mac ⸆⸉ 🪄 @therealslimswiftie.swifties.social · 26/06/2026
howdy partner;)
An edited  photo of Taylor Swift’s face on the body of Woody from Toy Story
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