Mac ⸆⸉ 🪄 @therealslimswiftie.swifties.social · 8hi don’t make the rules. i do, however, maintain the records;)👩🏻⚖️ 3251 25
Mac ⸆⸉ 🪄 @therealslimswiftie.swifties.social · 23hWait!! I have a willow too!!🥹🥹 Have we already talked about this??! 030 3
Mac ⸆⸉ 🪄 @therealslimswiftie.swifties.social · 23/09/2026about to make pink clouding my entire personality 🍃🩷 1100 10
Mac ⸆⸉ 🪄 @therealslimswiftie.swifties.social · 23/09/2026yall, I was kidding before but.. is this a part of patient zero, hiding in plain sight 🧍🏻♀️😂 0150 15
Mac ⸆⸉ 🪄 @therealslimswiftie.swifties.social · 23/09/2026season 14, episode 3 Stolen car, getaway car? Where the fuck is she taking us💀💀🤡 4369 36
Mac ⸆⸉ 🪄 @therealslimswiftie.swifties.social · 22/09/2026Us when clowning starts then we realize we’re gonna have to decode some zodiac killer shit 😵💫😂 1125 12
Mac ⸆⸉ 🪄 @therealslimswiftie.swifties.social · 22/09/2026no one: me when we figure out what’s been “hiding in plain sight”🧍🏻♀️😂 0295 29
Mac ⸆⸉ 🪄 @therealslimswiftie.swifties.social · 21/09/2026did someone touch the thermostat?! something is definitely on fire in here😏🔥 110 1
Mac ⸆⸉ 🪄 @therealslimswiftie.swifties.social · 21/09/2026somebody in my house usually starts this scene🤣 110 1
Mac ⸆⸉ 🪄 @therealslimswiftie.swifties.social · 21/09/2026it’s always these last two minutes istg🧍🏻♀️ 070 7
Mac ⸆⸉ 🪄 @therealslimswiftie.swifties.social · 27/08/2026men get more pathetic by the day istg, all this discourse we’re having isn’t doing shittt😭💀 000 0
Mac ⸆⸉ 🪄 @therealslimswiftie.swifties.social · 26/08/2026i literally asked this week not to piss me off as I drifted off to sleep sunday night… 🔪 120 2
Mac ⸆⸉ 🪄 @therealslimswiftie.swifties.social · 26/08/2026one of my party tricks is being able to recite the final 10 minutes of Clue😏 It’s a hit, every time;) Thank you Tim curry, bc of you, i actually am fun at parties😭😭 082 8
Mac ⸆⸉ 🪄 @therealslimswiftie.swifties.social · 25/08/2026TS13 this, TS13 that quit playin it's mother fucking debutation time hoes🤠🐍 0355 35
Mac ⸆⸉ 🪄 @therealslimswiftie.swifties.social · 24/08/2026me in 40 years when they hand me the aux at the nursing home 👵🏻🎤 0105 10
Mac ⸆⸉ 🪄 @therealslimswiftie.swifties.social · 03/08/2026she really wasn’t kidding im dead😂 (have seen the movie, she literally ruins it all💀) 020 2
Mac ⸆⸉ 🪄 @therealslimswiftie.swifties.social · 29/07/2026here me out: maybe we should all boycott the grammys, they’ve been on their shit long enough ✌️🎉 050 5
Mac ⸆⸉ 🪄 @therealslimswiftie.swifties.social · 27/07/2026one thing for sure and two things for certain: ain’t no way everybody and their momma is “choosin’ Texas” 😑 something fishy’s afoot, i just can’t prove it yet 011 1
Mac ⸆⸉ 🪄 @therealslimswiftie.swifties.social · 04/07/2026oh this is so serious✋ Not pimp juice lettin’ loose at my best friends wedding?! 😝😝 0161 16
Mac ⸆⸉ 🪄 @therealslimswiftie.swifties.social · 04/07/2026as a millennial, “officiated by Adam Sandler” is sending me into orbit 😂😂😂 6844 84
Mac ⸆⸉ 🪄 @therealslimswiftie.swifties.social · 03/07/2026fucking help, unc super pro max over here saw him BEFORE that song came out i gotta go my soup is getting cold💀🚪 120 2
Mac ⸆⸉ 🪄 @therealslimswiftie.swifties.social · 02/07/2026a few things before the big day;) "I don't like the dress" -blocked "wtf is travis wearing"-blocked "msg is tacky"-blocked "why did they invite __" -blocked "why is she in a cinderella carriage?!"- BLOCKED you gave up freedom of speech we👏are👏a👏cult 2122 12
Mac ⸆⸉ 🪄 @therealslimswiftie.swifties.social · 01/07/2026fucking helppp, someone with a verified Ari stan account captioned this “Matty Healy stuns as special guest on Ariana Grande’s Eternal Sunshine Tour” 💀🐀 i am WEAK😂😂😂 0101 10
Mac ⸆⸉ 🪄 @therealslimswiftie.swifties.social · 27/06/2026ugh, thank youuuu but can i take it back, maybe my eyes should be open.. use this one i’m so ridiculous 100 1