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sicko fancy @dontbethatguy.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
The American Century
OF HUMILIATION
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sicko fancy @dontbethatguy.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
The American Century
OF HUMILIATION
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sicko fancy @dontbethatguy.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
The American Century
OF HUMILIATION
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sicko fancy @dontbethatguy.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
The American Century
OF HUMILIATION
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sicko fancy @dontbethatguy.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
The American Century
OF HUMILIATION
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sicko fancy @dontbethatguy.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
The American Century
OF HUMILIATION
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sicko fancy @dontbethatguy.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
The American Century
OF HUMILIATION
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sicko fancy @dontbethatguy.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
The American Century
OF HUMILIATION
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sicko fancy @dontbethatguy.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
The American Century
OF HUMILIATION
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sicko fancy @dontbethatguy.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
The American Century
OF HUMILIATION
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sicko fancy @dontbethatguy.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
The American Century
OF HUMILIATION
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sicko fancy @dontbethatguy.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Helping by Shel Silverstein 

Agatha Fry, she made a pie And Christopher John helped bake it Christopher John, he mowed the lawn And Agatha Fry helped rake it

Now, Zachary Zugg took out the rug And Jennifer Joy helped shake it Then Jennifer Joy, she made a toy And Zachary Zugg helped break it

And some kind of help is the kind of help
That helping's all about
And some kind of help is the kind of help
We all can do without
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sicko fancy @dontbethatguy.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
@radicalgraffiti.bsky.social
Photo of a parking sign for Campustown strip mall in Peoria, Illinois. 

Stickers on the sign state “Everytime we fuck we win” and “We still prey”
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sicko fancy @dontbethatguy.bsky.social · 04/04/2024
if you see this, reskeet with a random picture of a celebrity from your phone
Photo with text: 
"There's not
ENOUGH
Violence On TV!"
by LEE MARVIN
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sicko fancy @dontbethatguy.bsky.social · 05/03/2024
A perfect encapsulation by @davidjroth.bsky.social how someone can govern like linda yaccarino can boost twitter engagement. did someone say “ratfuck”?!
Click through to the article—it’s really good! highlighted text:

Sinema governed, in that moment and in general, like a layoff email with an incongruous and jarring number of Zany Face Emojis in it.
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sicko fancy @dontbethatguy.bsky.social · 14/02/2024
Yeah I celebrate Ash Wednesday.
screencap of Bruce Campbell playing Ash in the movie EVIL DEAD 2
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sicko fancy @dontbethatguy.bsky.social · 05/02/2024
Tell us a perfect album that came out when you were 16:
Mod Def - Black on Both Sides
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sicko fancy @dontbethatguy.bsky.social · 01/01/2024
Generated motivational quote poster featuring red rose petals and text: Having responsibility is a punishment
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sicko fancy @dontbethatguy.bsky.social · 14/12/2023
ALSO: acab includes biz kids
these mfs were like let’s take bill nye the science guy and turn it into the republican party ffs
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sicko fancy @dontbethatguy.bsky.social · 14/12/2023
fb post from Gio Lmaø that reads “For those putting antlers on cars just know I’m not stupid I know they are cars”
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sicko fancy @dontbethatguy.bsky.social · 25/11/2023
post thanksgiving chill after the relatives have all shoveled off
Photo of an outdoor bonfire and my booted right foot
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sicko fancy @dontbethatguy.bsky.social · 09/11/2023
“Benetti's not dead; he's just in Detroit. At the end of the day, he deserved better than the White Sox, so he left for the Tigers. Chew on that for a little bit.” woof. you wanna talk about reading? let’s talk about reading
Photo of the one and only Venus Xtravaganza and a large boombox stereo from the movie PARIS IS BURNING (1991)
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sicko fancy @dontbethatguy.bsky.social · 04/11/2023
THAT’S A hammerin’
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sicko fancy @dontbethatguy.bsky.social · 29/10/2023
lemongrab with text 7 YEARS DUNGEON NO TRIALS
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sicko fancy @dontbethatguy.bsky.social · 25/10/2023
Liz Lemon from 30Rock saying I want to go to there
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sicko fancy @dontbethatguy.bsky.social · 21/10/2023
do you want this checkers set son do you want this old spice chotchke it was your grandpas sure it was from tuesday morning but i got it for grandpa
photo of a 30 year old wooden handmade checkers set and a small Old Spice trinket with its box that has the price tag showing it’s been marked down to $5.99USD
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sicko fancy @dontbethatguy.bsky.social · 20/10/2023
photo of the greatest 5950 hat ever produced for a minor league baseball team in central Illinois—the Peoria Pork Tenderloins hat depicting a anthropomorphized tenderloin sandwich with happy eyes, a glove, and spikes about to throw a baseball
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sicko fancy @dontbethatguy.bsky.social · 19/10/2023
photo of the Swedish Chef muppet giving a chef’s kiss
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sicko fancy @dontbethatguy.bsky.social · 15/10/2023
bout to go take care of the bodies over on the dead bird site
Screencap of THE LAST MAN ON EARTH (1964) showing Vincent Price wearing a gas mask and holding a burning torch standing at the rim of a massive burn pit
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sicko fancy @dontbethatguy.bsky.social · 15/10/2023
NEVER NEVER NEVER throw chips at the driver
Still from the movie IN THE MOUTH OF MADNESS (1994) showing Sam Neil in a bookstore
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sicko fancy @dontbethatguy.bsky.social · 13/10/2023
Photograph of the last few sentences of “The Sign of the Four” (1890) by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle reading: "The division seems rather unfair," I remarked. "You have done all the work in this business. I get a wife out of it, Jones gets the credit; pray what remains for you?"

"For me," said Sherlock Holmes, "there still remains the cocaine-bottle." And he stretched his long, white hand up for it.
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sicko fancy @dontbethatguy.bsky.social · 08/10/2023
adorable sentiment—abominable apostrophe
sidewalk chalk art that reads, “Don’t let time Slip By 
Let the one’s you
Love go without
telling them how much You Care”
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sicko fancy @dontbethatguy.bsky.social · 07/10/2023
märzen as big as your head! for big beer friday
delicious new oktoberfest style bev from the fine folks at Bust’d Brewing in Peoria Heights, Ill.
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sicko fancy @dontbethatguy.bsky.social · 06/10/2023
Twitter user @TylerIAm quoting “Get his ass, Pat” to the greatest tweet Patrick Mahomes II ever sent (then soon edited) “Hate that man… Praying for the best 🙏🏽” in reference to Aaron Rodgers’s final game on MNF
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sicko fancy @dontbethatguy.bsky.social · 06/10/2023
search drinks on your camera roll
various beverages including a cup from Beef-a-Roo, the Peoria Chiefs, a giant mimosa, my grandma (rip), a large märzen, sexy young me with a box of Tang, and the nutrition facts of some Aldi bottled glaze
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sicko fancy @dontbethatguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2023
Celebrate Big Beer Friday, folks. We love to see it
19.2 fl. oz. can of 3 Floyds Zombie Ice in a koozie that reads GO UGLY EARLY
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sicko fancy @dontbethatguy.bsky.social · 24/09/2023
Sure, dog MAY have been sprayed by a skunk and we MAY have been bathing her and the rest of our entire house for the last few hours . . . but lookit that faaaaaaace!
stinky stinky cute dog with her favorite ball of the moment
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sicko fancy @dontbethatguy.bsky.social · 24/09/2023
My guy said what he said
Screencap of Bret showing his RUDY SUCKED button during halftime of the 9/16/2023 Purdue football loss to Syracuse
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sicko fancy @dontbethatguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2023
Big stamps guy
Statue of Benjamin Franklin in the Postal Museum circa the early aughts
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sicko fancy @dontbethatguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2023
I weep for Change the Game
White Sox “Change the Game” promo from2021 featuring Yoan Moncada, Luis Robert, Tim Anderson, Eloy Jimenez, and Lucas Giolito
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sicko fancy @dontbethatguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2023
Still weighing whether to buy a few boxes of Donruss ‘90 or ‘91 to help my scores
My Immaculate Grid #174 answers featuring Adrián Beltré, Will Clark, Andre Dawson, Josh Hamilton, Willie Amaya, Kris Bryant, Álex Rodríguez, Pablo Sandoval, and Mark Grace
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