David Astle (alias DA) @dontattempt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Larry the groodle expressing little interest in astronomy. Or gastronomy 3140
David Astle (alias DA) @dontattempt.bsky.social · 14/09/2026CLIMATE SCARF - knitted garment that shows climate change data via colour-coded stripes. #neologism 1112
David Astle (alias DA) @dontattempt.bsky.social · 03/08/2026If imitation is the greatest form of flattery, consider me flattened 2130
David Astle (alias DA) @dontattempt.bsky.social · 02/08/202631 cards? Check 31 stamps? Check Ready to send a postcard a day for ABC’s Evenings’ #AllinAugust - my chosen challenge to refresh & reset 1171
David Astle (alias DA) @dontattempt.bsky.social · 02/07/2026“I trust this email finds you well.” 1100
David Astle (alias DA) @dontattempt.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Supergroup rehearsal for tonight’s Winter Solstice 2026 - 6pm live on FB. Survivors of Suicide & Friends 060
David Astle (alias DA) @dontattempt.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Dear Jetstar - the wonder is called Uluru 3404
David Astle (alias DA) @dontattempt.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Some Bojack gags demand freeze-frame 0170
David Astle (alias DA) @dontattempt.bsky.social · 14/04/2026my doctor analysing recent blood sample 1223
David Astle (alias DA) @dontattempt.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Off-season crew on deck at Cape Woolamai 0151
David Astle (alias DA) @dontattempt.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed. 5140
David Astle (alias DA) @dontattempt.bsky.social · 30/01/2026Moira knows it. The fans know it. Now is the time to lament the Vocabulary Queen. Vale Catherine O’Hara 1270
David Astle (alias DA) @dontattempt.bsky.social · 20/01/2026Tried seeing the aurora last night. All I saw was the distant glow of Tennis Australis. Here’s the legit aurora from a mate in Walkerville 0320
David Astle (alias DA) @dontattempt.bsky.social · 24/12/2025Merry X from Larry & his extended family 2502
David Astle (alias DA) @dontattempt.bsky.social · 04/12/2025Show me a stranger painting I dare you. This is Susan’s unique ABC treasure found adrift on eBay 2110
David Astle (alias DA) @dontattempt.bsky.social · 23/09/2025Take your time, folks. It happens before you know it 2100
David Astle (alias DA) @dontattempt.bsky.social · 29/08/2025LEXICOGRAPHER - “a writer of dictionaries; a harmless drudge.” Just met the original Sammy J - Dr Samuel Johnson - in #SLV Rare Books Collection. Swoon 4405
David Astle (alias DA) @dontattempt.bsky.social · 26/07/2025Behind the scenes - literally - at ABC Open House. So many wonderful, excited visitors. A reminder I don’t just talk into a nylon sock 4 nights a week 1150
David Astle (alias DA) @dontattempt.bsky.social · 22/07/2025So this is a gym in Canberra. #genius 2323
David Astle (alias DA) @dontattempt.bsky.social · 12/07/2025Mother Earth the supreme architect - Cape Raoul, Turrakana 2291
David Astle (alias DA) @dontattempt.bsky.social · 08/07/2025- I hope this email finds you well - What email? (Tasman Peninsula) 0161
David Astle (alias DA) @dontattempt.bsky.social · 07/07/2025Gday Dave - I’ll raise your Darling with my Tasman Sea. Enjoy the desert 120
David Astle (alias DA) @dontattempt.bsky.social · 28/06/2025post an unusual sign if you feel like it 3100
David Astle (alias DA) @dontattempt.bsky.social · 22/06/2025Our final winter solstice in Albury - Number 13 in the name of suicide prevention. Inspiring speeches from Liesel Jones, Gideon Haigh & Amanda Tattersall. All there to watch on livestream. Take care out there 0173
David Astle (alias DA) @dontattempt.bsky.social · 15/06/2025“Hey kids, keep off the Bex and Penfolds Grange!” @ozkitsch.bsky.social 3205
David Astle (alias DA) @dontattempt.bsky.social · 14/06/2025Spotted a rare golden crane in Sydney this morning 1470
David Astle (alias DA) @dontattempt.bsky.social · 13/06/2025Infant passports of my two infant cousins - Bugsy and Floyd. Approach with caution 3170
David Astle (alias DA) @dontattempt.bsky.social · 30/05/2025FIELDGOTH - gloomy mid-off #targetism 10180
David Astle (alias DA) @dontattempt.bsky.social · 09/05/2025Delightful deception from @longyfan.bsky.social on today’s Minute Cryptic app 591
David Astle (alias DA) @dontattempt.bsky.social · 05/05/2025MOONGERMS - cause of lunacy #targetism 5181