donotdew @donotdew.xyz · 24/07/2026inventing progesterone corn flakes just to piss off the ghost of john harvey kellogg 010
donotdew @donotdew.xyz · 12/07/2026yeah actually if you let the communion wafer dissolve under your tongue you absorb way more of the holy spirit 010
donotdew @donotdew.xyz · 04/07/2026popcorn is pretty good. i would recommend it to almost anybody 030
donotdew @donotdew.xyz · 03/07/2026is there cannibal right arm/left arm debate the same way there’s right twix/left twix debate 010
donotdew @donotdew.xyz · 02/07/2026trans girl really into espresso who calls drawing up pulling a shot 100
donotdew @donotdew.xyz · 27/06/2026do you think the quick brown fox and the sphinx of black quartz have ever explored each others bodies 000
donotdew @donotdew.xyz · 24/06/2026crazy that they let boats be called the “SS” like what the fuck 000
donotdew @donotdew.xyz · 22/06/2026also you should know that ough has permanently entered my vocabulary because of you 110
donotdew @donotdew.xyz · 22/06/2026guy who always gets cast for motion capture roles. amazing digital serkis 132
donotdew @donotdew.xyz · 13/06/2026girl who calls herself a calvinist just because she thought total depravity sounded awesome 000
donotdew @donotdew.xyz · 28/05/2026moving company run by trans girls call that t women and a truck 000
donotdew @donotdew.xyz · 02/05/2026i have such fond memories of playing mario bros 3 in my uncles Giant Fucking Echoey Cave. this really takes me back, thank you 🥹🥹 040
donotdew @donotdew.xyz · 12/04/2026if it is the right decision, the rest of your life is good and cool forever. if it’s not the right decision theres no permanent changes for the first several months so no harm done. you will regret waiting more than you will regret starting. at least i do 040
donotdew @donotdew.xyz · 03/04/2026top left, the faint pink instead of white as background color really brings it all together 020
donotdew @donotdew.xyz · 29/03/2026“scully i think the aliens have transformed us into some kind of dog creatures” “mulder i can see that were dogs now but there’s just no evidence that aliens had anything to do with it” 010
donotdew @donotdew.xyz · 28/03/2026technically linux is unix-lite, its only a real unixlike if you lose ALL progress when you die 100
donotdew @donotdew.xyz · 20/03/2026whenever i see atkinson hyperlegible or jetbrains mono i know someone has class and taste 000
donotdew @donotdew.xyz · 16/03/2026in the words of zote himself “Precept Thirty-One: 'Disease Lives Inside of Dirt'. You'll get sick if you spend too much time in filthy places. If you are staying in someone else's home, demand the highest level of cleanliness from your host.” so i think zote would like zote soap 110
donotdew @donotdew.xyz · 15/03/2026me when media contains two or more questionably reliable tellings of events: holy shit this is just like Rashomon (1950) 011