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donotdew

@donotdew.xyz
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"Indeterminate height, weight, sex, unarmed, but extremely attractive." probable transsexual

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donotdew @donotdew.xyz · 10/08/2026
zellij, fish, qpwgraph, mpv
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donotdew @donotdew.xyz · 24/07/2026
inventing progesterone corn flakes just to piss off the ghost of john harvey kellogg
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donotdew @donotdew.xyz · 14/07/2026
you would not believe your eye if Burger and fry
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donotdew @donotdew.xyz · 12/07/2026
yeah actually if you let the communion wafer dissolve under your tongue you absorb way more of the holy spirit
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donotdew @donotdew.xyz · 04/07/2026
popcorn is pretty good. i would recommend it to almost anybody
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donotdew @donotdew.xyz · 03/07/2026
is there cannibal right arm/left arm debate the same way there’s right twix/left twix debate
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donotdew @donotdew.xyz · 02/07/2026
trans girl really into espresso who calls drawing up pulling a shot
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donotdew @donotdew.xyz · 30/06/2026
so i guess kalshi is the betting app for monogamous people
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donotdew @donotdew.xyz · 27/06/2026
do you think the quick brown fox and the sphinx of black quartz have ever explored each others bodies
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donotdew @donotdew.xyz · 25/06/2026
why would anyone ever eat anything but breakfast food
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donotdew @donotdew.xyz · 24/06/2026
torture basement that makes u plural. systems of dorely
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donotdew @donotdew.xyz · 24/06/2026
crazy that they let boats be called the “SS” like what the fuck
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donotdew @donotdew.xyz · 22/06/2026
ough 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️
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donotdew @donotdew.xyz · 22/06/2026
also you should know that ough has permanently entered my vocabulary because of you
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donotdew @donotdew.xyz · 22/06/2026
thank u bingus
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donotdew @donotdew.xyz · 22/06/2026
guy who always gets cast for motion capture roles. amazing digital serkis
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donotdew @donotdew.xyz · 22/06/2026
Heat (1995) is a very different movie in the omegaverse
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donotdew @donotdew.xyz · 21/06/2026
pirate who love jerking off. lagooner
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donotdew @donotdew.xyz · 17/06/2026
are you telling me an engels fried this rich
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donotdew @donotdew.xyz · 13/06/2026
girl who calls herself a calvinist just because she thought total depravity sounded awesome
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donotdew @donotdew.xyz · 13/06/2026
they’re waiting for you gordon. in the sex chamber.
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donotdew @donotdew.xyz · 04/06/2026
medieval youtuber: ”todays sponsor SerfShark”
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donotdew @donotdew.xyz · 28/05/2026
moving company run by trans girls call that t women and a truck
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donotdew @donotdew.xyz · 27/05/2026
what’s your benadrylsona
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donotdew @donotdew.xyz · 25/05/2026
we are kirkland signature we carry the flame
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donotdew @donotdew.xyz · 13/05/2026
he also does that. different episode though
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donotdew @donotdew.xyz · 04/05/2026
privacy conscious wizards talk to their friends on sigil
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donotdew @donotdew.xyz · 02/05/2026
i have such fond memories of playing mario bros 3 in my uncles Giant Fucking Echoey Cave. this really takes me back, thank you 🥹🥹
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donotdew @donotdew.xyz · 26/04/2026
syphilis is the boulder guy right
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donotdew @donotdew.xyz · 12/04/2026
if it is the right decision, the rest of your life is good and cool forever. if it’s not the right decision theres no permanent changes for the first several months so no harm done. you will regret waiting more than you will regret starting. at least i do
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donotdew @donotdew.xyz · 09/04/2026
IT’S THE RABBIT!
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donotdew @donotdew.xyz · 07/04/2026
the amazing digital bread and circus
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donotdew @donotdew.xyz · 03/04/2026
top left, the faint pink instead of white as background color really brings it all together
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donotdew @donotdew.xyz · 29/03/2026
“scully i think the aliens have transformed us into some kind of dog creatures” “mulder i can see that were dogs now but there’s just no evidence that aliens had anything to do with it”
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donotdew @donotdew.xyz · 28/03/2026
i read this in heinz doofenshmirtzs voice
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donotdew @donotdew.xyz · 28/03/2026
technically linux is unix-lite, its only a real unixlike if you lose ALL progress when you die
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donotdew @donotdew.xyz · 25/03/2026
so is there a mrs hands
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donotdew @donotdew.xyz · 20/03/2026
oh god… the Poison Dart…
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donotdew @donotdew.xyz · 20/03/2026
whenever i see atkinson hyperlegible or jetbrains mono i know someone has class and taste
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donotdew @donotdew.xyz · 18/03/2026
when plugged into ethernet anything is possible
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donotdew @donotdew.xyz · 18/03/2026
hypothermia but british spelling. hypothermaea or some shit.
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donotdew @donotdew.xyz · 17/03/2026
screenshots from the film "the substance" of the protagonist looking in the mirror before and after taking the substance from the substance. the images have been labeled "dlss 5 off" and "dlss 5 on" respectively.
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donotdew @donotdew.xyz · 16/03/2026
in the words of zote himself “Precept Thirty-One: 'Disease Lives Inside of Dirt'. You'll get sick if you spend too much time in filthy places. If you are staying in someone else's home, demand the highest level of cleanliness from your host.” so i think zote would like zote soap
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donotdew @donotdew.xyz · 15/03/2026
me when media contains two or more questionably reliable tellings of events: holy shit this is just like Rashomon (1950)
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donotdew @donotdew.xyz · 10/03/2026
nice crime. but is it victimless
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donotdew @donotdew.xyz · 09/03/2026
problematic wage gap (straight relationship)
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donotdew @donotdew.xyz · 09/03/2026
of course i fish fast i’ve got cum to catch
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donotdew @donotdew.xyz · 07/03/2026
the image with a lady saying "fuck that sounds kinda awesome" with a big thought bubble but i put the literal coolest thing ever from the this fucking sucks/literal coolest thing ever meme in the thought bubble
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donotdew @donotdew.xyz · 04/03/2026
do we think ray blanchard has seen The Substance (2024)
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donotdew @donotdew.xyz · 02/03/2026
galendar. it’s like a calendar for women.
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