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Helen

@donnybird.bsky.social
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Seeking informed conversation, debate & fun. Prone to swearing, European, mum to kids & dog, happy wife to a great husband. *Edit - doesn’t tolerate idiots, instant block 🤷🏼‍♀️

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Helen @donnybird.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
It sounds very much like you’re implying Doyle is also a sex offender because of his friendship. Is that what you’re implying? Is it? Because if it is, you’d better be right; if it’s not, you’d probably better not say it again.
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Helen @donnybird.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
No shit! Glad you posted this, I’d forgotten you were supposed to be a decent newspaper - now you’re doing a passable impression of the ☀️
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Helen @donnybird.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Of course the Tories don’t want wildlife on bank notes, they’d rather just see it being ripped to shreds while they shoot / hunt / wear it. Absolute Tory scum.
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Helen @donnybird.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
No - he’s hiding from the truth. Release the Epstein files.
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Helen @donnybird.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
He looks like a Tory: bloated, waffling, hand waving, ignorant prick. And I honestly think I can smell him…
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Helen @donnybird.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
I genuinely have no clue how the world became so fucking dense that 🍊💩🤡, Net, Put, Skum, LittleUn, TateSmallPenis, PlasticBezos, etc. became so fucking powerful. In my school they have had their heads flushed and their skiddy undies pulled over their heads.
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Helen @donnybird.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Pro-business? He means “let me screw workers even more than now, purely to line my own pockets.” He’s a fucking tax dodger, and plays no role in a decent society.
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Helen @donnybird.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I don’t feel let down in the slightest - I’m proud of him & his team. I have a much longer memory than most it seems 🤷🏼‍♀️
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Helen @donnybird.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I’ll give him time - if we’ve seen anything it’s that he doesn’t do knee-jerk; he’s the master of the long game. Do it right, do it once. Plus, he’s been fucking busy with lots of other stuff - he’s just a bloke 🤷🏼‍♀️
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Helen @donnybird.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Really? I feel like they’re not shouting loud enough about all the incredible manifesto content they are delivering / have delivered. It’s apparent when people say they’re not doing anything, when clearly they are doing so much.
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Helen @donnybird.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Yes, our primary school did this a few times and it worked well. Little to zero pressure.
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Helen @donnybird.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
This is easily disproven - another wannabe PM who fails to make the grade in any and all ways.
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Helen @donnybird.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
I have a nice bottle of fizz on ice for that day. I’m taking the day off and everything!
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Helen @donnybird.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Paid your tax yet Izzy?
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Helen @donnybird.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
I’d throw him a wake.
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Helen @donnybird.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Is it what she did to her lips? And cheeks? And forehead…? I can’t see her chest, but I’m going to hazard a guess…
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Helen @donnybird.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Cosplaying vacuous lump.
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Helen @donnybird.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
I’m not sure how you know what Labour are thinking - clearly some special skills you have there…. But when they’ve shared their plans, and when you bring out your clearly extensive knowledge on the subject, maybe they’ll include your incredible insight into their plans 🤦🏼‍♀️ I assume you offered them?
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Helen @donnybird.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
And then, when things turn out to not be true, the govt is accused of u-turning 🤷🏼‍♀️
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Helen @donnybird.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Yes, I think he’ll play the mental health card first. But as long as he KNOWS we see him and his shitty life, that will be something.
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Helen @donnybird.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
It pisses me off that he will die having never been brought to justice, and not knowing what decent people think about him. I don’t want him to die yet - I want him in jail first.
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Helen @donnybird.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
🍊💩🤡 really doesn’t understand tariffs. He’s as thick as shit isn’t he?
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Helen @donnybird.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
A brilliant approach. And one in the craw for the “but we need public schools for the SEND pupils, so don’t make us pay VAT” brigade - you know the ones who don’t give a single feck about SEND, but do care about their own bank balances.
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Helen @donnybird.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
I think Fartage has realised some voters were starting to take him seriously and he could end up as PM - a proper job where he’d have to turn up & do more than spout immigration nonsense. Shitting his pants, he’s now retreating so he can once again sit back & cause trouble from the wings.
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Helen @donnybird.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Done. They will be sick of reading my “additional comments” about reporting facts not opinions! 🤭
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Helen @donnybird.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
What’s the betting 🍊💩🤡’s mental health will suddenly be too bad for him to be brought to trial?
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Helen @donnybird.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
This is the president of the US. The fucking president. Jeez, WTAF America? Are you needing rescuing or what?
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Helen @donnybird.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
What a prick - just shows you can be rich as fuck yet unable to read a room or apologise properly.
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Helen @donnybird.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
With all that money you’d think he could at least buy a comb 🤷🏼‍♀️
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Helen @donnybird.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
But they’re ex-pats. Immigrants, but not *those* immigrants 🤷🏼‍♀️ Just shows, money can’t buy any attractive personal qualities!
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Helen @donnybird.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
You ok hun? You seem to need a better source of information, do a bit of critical thinking, check your bio & your privilege, and maybe smile more? 🤷🏼‍♀️
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Helen @donnybird.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
He might be rich but clearly not rich enough to buy a comb, or pay someone to explain self-awareness to him 🤷🏼‍♀️
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Helen @donnybird.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Money can’t buy self-awareness 🤷🏼‍♀️
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Helen @donnybird.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Utter nonsense. He’s doing an amazing job. Bitterness is not a nice trait.
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Helen @donnybird.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Presumably Bondi is pissed? Because she’s talking absolute bollocks right now.
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Warren Oates @warrenoates1.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Labour announce £1bn in funding for community energy projects! Community centres, places of worship, libraries, leisure centres and more will benefit from owning & generating their own energy, and create revenue from it. The Local Power Plan will see GB Energy deliver this biggest ever investment!
gov.uk
Community energy investment to build community wealth and power
Biggest ever public investment in community energy will cut bills and create revenue for community centres, social clubs and places of worship.
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Helen @donnybird.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
No wonder the usual scum hate SKS: the gravy train is pulling into a siding and they’re getting kicked off straight into a skip. And not a minute too soon. Offty fuck scummy politicians.
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Helen @donnybird.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
The media hates SKS because he beat them over Leveson. He’s about to beat them again - not in a glory-seeking, showy way, but quietly and using them against themselves. Hoist by its own petard as it were 👊🏼💥
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Helen @donnybird.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Little fuckwit used to be a decent bloke, now he’s clearly just in it for himself. Treacherous little man.
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Helen @donnybird.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
You cheeky fecker - SKS is trying to get on but you and myriad other spineless fuckwits are relentlessly providing distractive, fabricated nonsense. You have become utterly pointless & pathetic.
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Helen @donnybird.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
What a treacherous little prick. Every day we find more Labour MPs who are only in role because of SKS’ leadership. Odious little fuckwits.
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Helen @donnybird.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
She’s a vacuous cretin - can always rely on her to spout some utter shite to lift the mood 🤦🏼‍♀️
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Helen @donnybird.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
He was a slimy useless prick - good riddance.
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Helen @donnybird.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Hang on - he wasn’t sacked, he resigned. And he was a useless lump so good riddance. All this bollox about SKS really needs to stop.
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Helen @donnybird.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
@bethrigby.bsky.social STILL fabricating nonsense stories about SKS. What’s up Betty? Forgotten how to research, think critically, and report the news? Nobody decent gives a fuck about your tiny minded opinions.
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Claire S (UK not USA) @csav55.eurosky.social · 08/02/2026
A reminder to the media and others trying to claim this Government and Starmer are worse than anything they've ever seen, a Government which has only been in power for 19 months. Here's a handly list of the scandals we had to endure from the Tories between 2011-2024.
List of Tory scandals between 2011-2024
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Helen @donnybird.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Thank you! I suppose it’s no dafter than ours, but at least we got a good one this time!
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Helen @donnybird.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
I don’t understand the US college electoral system - not because I’m stupid but because I can’t be arsed to research a system that can deliver a racist, rapist, misogynistic moron into the WH; it’s clearly a flawed, biased and pointless system.
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Helen @donnybird.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Deform supports drink driving? Yep, that figures.
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Helen @donnybird.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
I was convinced it was Ed Sheeran albums!
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