GrumpyMcGrumpFace @donniedonner.bsky.social · 29/09/2025Pray for me. I am about to venture out into the war-torn streets of Portland, dodging bullets at every step, listening for the falling artillery shells, and avoiding concertino wire encampments. All this simply to find some food, because this war ravaged City has had all of its restaurants burned. 230
GrumpyMcGrumpFace @donniedonner.bsky.social · 28/09/2025So, let me get this straight. A kid who calls himself role model, who sings to kids, sings about buying a couple rounds. That's a great role model. 000
GrumpyMcGrumpFace @donniedonner.bsky.social · 28/09/2025Just a quick question if I may. If someone is anti anti-fascist, would that not make the someone a fascist? 100
GrumpyMcGrumpFace @donniedonner.bsky.social · 26/09/2025You know you just delivered a winner when you fart on the toilet and the neighbor's dogs start barking. 120
GrumpyMcGrumpFace @donniedonner.bsky.social · 26/09/2025This won't make sense to anyone, but then again, it's not supposed to. Redbubble. T-shirt. Crushed ice. But if it arouses your curiosity, keep watching this space. 010
GrumpyMcGrumpFace @donniedonner.bsky.social · 26/09/2025Have I ever mentioned that I have had six traumatic brain injuries, and that they are cumulative? That may explain why, when I couldn't remember what they were called, I told a guy," I really like your car tattoos" 010
GrumpyMcGrumpFace @donniedonner.bsky.social · 26/09/2025I feel so relieved. Since I fervently prayed about it, I am absolutely sure without a shadow of a doubt that there is a 50/50 chance that it either will or won't happen. 110
GrumpyMcGrumpFace @donniedonner.bsky.social · 26/09/2025So, I'm ranting. Thank you for allowing me to rant. This is an update on my move to Belize. I am not moving to Belize. I am not moving to Belize because the US government just passed a banking law that would prevent me from transferring US Treasury funds into a foreign account. This means I... 1/2 200
GrumpyMcGrumpFace @donniedonner.bsky.social · 26/09/2025My favorite part of my daily travels was when the gentleman, and I use that term loosely, on the busiest Corner in downtown Portland, walked up to the curb, whipped it out, and started urinating into the street. My favorite thing was the hundreds of people who didn't react at all as if it was common 010
GrumpyMcGrumpFace @donniedonner.bsky.social · 25/09/2025Blue sky, when you get an edit button, I promise I will edit you so hard. You'll be screaming, edit me, edit me, and then you'll scream, edit Me Harder. And when we're finished, you will whisper, no one has ever edited me like that before. 000
GrumpyMcGrumpFace @donniedonner.bsky.social · 25/09/2025Thoughts and prayers LOL. Well, at least thoughts actually have the potential to actually affect reality. 000
GrumpyMcGrumpFace @donniedonner.bsky.social · 24/09/2025I am stuck on an escalator and I can't get down, which is really bad, because my convertible is parked outside, and I left the keys in it, so I can't get in, and it's about to rain, and I left the convertible top down. 010
GrumpyMcGrumpFace @donniedonner.bsky.social · 24/09/2025Excited about the Rapture so that all the Christians can leave and only nice people will be left behind. 010
GrumpyMcGrumpFace @donniedonner.bsky.social · 24/09/2025No, you can't have any Jimmy Kimmel. We have Jimmy Kimmel at home. 000
GrumpyMcGrumpFace @donniedonner.bsky.social · 23/09/2025Excited about the Rapture because I'll finally be able to drive on the freeway during rush hour 000
GrumpyMcGrumpFace @donniedonner.bsky.social · 23/09/2025Excited about the rapture because I'll finally be able to get a table at my favorite restaurant. 000
GrumpyMcGrumpFace @donniedonner.bsky.social · 22/09/2025I am really looking forward to the Rapture tomorrow when all the American evangelicals disappear to heaven which oddly enough will make life here on Earth heaven. 010
GrumpyMcGrumpFace @donniedonner.bsky.social · 22/09/2025No worries, Donald taco, your opponents hate you too. 000
GrumpyMcGrumpFace @donniedonner.bsky.social · 20/09/2025I watched the new Superman movie. I did not see any woke Superman stuff, except for him saving a squirrel, but if you think saving a squirrel makes you woke, you're probably a horrible person. What I saw was that they tried to be cute, comical, and campy. They failed miserably. They made it stupid. 000
GrumpyMcGrumpFace @donniedonner.bsky.social · 20/09/2025I feel really bad that I don't have a Disney Plus subscription that I can cancel, so I think I will make a Disney Plus account, just so I can cancel it. That makes perfect sense, right? 020
GrumpyMcGrumpFace @donniedonner.bsky.social · 18/09/2025I am antifa. Apparently, I am also a terrorist. I'm not sure who my totally disabled body would actually terrify, but apparently I'm a terrorist. 010
GrumpyMcGrumpFace @donniedonner.bsky.social · 18/09/2025The president of the United States just declared that people who are against fascism are terrorists who are united against him. Let that sink in. Seriously. Let that sink in. 064
GrumpyMcGrumpFace @donniedonner.bsky.social · 18/09/2025That. Rug. Really. Tied. The. Room. Together. Thus says the dude. Touched by his doodily appendage. Ramen. 000
GrumpyMcGrumpFace @donniedonner.bsky.social · 17/09/2025I nuked my Facebook account months ago, but had to make a new one in order to join some housing groups to find a place to live in Portland. I am amazed at the amount of far right material Facebook is attempting to shove into my face. 220
GrumpyMcGrumpFace @donniedonner.bsky.social · 13/09/2025I saw a TriMet bus driver parked the bus and run into a Jiffy Lube for a quick bathroom break. He was in and out in a jiffy. 000
GrumpyMcGrumpFace @donniedonner.bsky.social · 13/09/2025Are you telling me that there are no hackers in the world right now that are capable of finding and releasing the Epstein files? Are you a hacker? Perhaps this is something to think about. 110
GrumpyMcGrumpFace @donniedonner.bsky.social · 13/09/2025Well, I just watched the season finale of Star Trek strange new worlds. Now, should be only about 5 years before the next season. 100
GrumpyMcGrumpFace @donniedonner.bsky.social · 11/09/2025I am in the emergency room right now waiting to find out if I refractured my fractured arm or if I have a rotator cuff injury. On the bright side, they gave me pain medication. Yippee. 120
GrumpyMcGrumpFace @donniedonner.bsky.social · 11/09/2025Well, there is I suppose, one good thing to come out of the Charlie Kirk assassination. The far right now seems to be actually concerned about shootings on school campuses. 000
GrumpyMcGrumpFace @donniedonner.bsky.social · 10/09/2025Looking at recent events, and you know what I'm talking about, if you don't believe at this point that we are already in a civil war of some type, you are probably just not paying attention. 020
GrumpyMcGrumpFace @donniedonner.bsky.social · 08/09/2025It's 2:30 in the morning and random intrusive thoughts led to this; if I was stuck in the bathroom with no pants and my housemate was in the hall I would yell Evacuate the Halls but that would sound too much like evacuate your bowels and I would be afraid that they would shit on the brand new carpet 000
GrumpyMcGrumpFace @donniedonner.bsky.social · 08/09/2025Originally, people said, oh manure, but that became too Troublesome to say, so people just shortened it 000
GrumpyMcGrumpFace @donniedonner.bsky.social · 08/09/2025If Picard takes a poop, is that the Captain's Log? 020
GrumpyMcGrumpFace @donniedonner.bsky.social · 03/09/2025Well, no good deed goes unpunished. I just discovered that someone I helped out and allowed to stay with me for a couple weeks somehow got a hold of my debit card information and fraudulently used one of my cards. Not a large amount. But it necessitated canceling both my cards and ordering new ones. 110
GrumpyMcGrumpFace @donniedonner.bsky.social · 01/09/2025Happy Labor Day to everyone. Just as a reminder, Labor Day is the day in which we celebrate work by not working. 000
GrumpyMcGrumpFace @donniedonner.bsky.social · 31/08/2025I'm eagerly waiting for the big beautiful 'bituary. 010
GrumpyMcGrumpFace @donniedonner.bsky.social · 29/08/2025The Motel 6 that I am currently staying in has a sign that reads, we are open for you. It appears that leaving the light on became too expensive. 010
GrumpyMcGrumpFace @donniedonner.bsky.social · 29/08/2025Drinky Pete and the Stinky DJ In concert now somewhere near you 030
GrumpyMcGrumpFace @donniedonner.bsky.social · 28/08/2025Relocation update; I have received my new real ID compliant ID card, that has been used to complete my identity verification on Airbnb, which means I can get out of the motels and into a slightly less expensive option while Gathering the rest of my required paperwork. 000
GrumpyMcGrumpFace @donniedonner.bsky.social · 27/08/2025In these uncertain times, it may help to remember that President pedo Trump's favorite Idol died from self-imposed lead poisoning. So, there is hope. 000
GrumpyMcGrumpFace @donniedonner.bsky.social · 27/08/2025Well, woke up this morning and president pedo is still president pedo. Maybe tomorrow there will be good news. 000
GrumpyMcGrumpFace @donniedonner.bsky.social · 26/08/2025This is your every so often reminder that the only country in the world that bases what you can buy and what you can do on a credit score is the good old United States 221
GrumpyMcGrumpFace @donniedonner.bsky.social · 25/08/2025Apologies for my lack of consistent posting lately, but I am still in the middle of relocating to Portland in preparation for relocating to Belize. I do now have my new state ID, which will allow me to get my birth certificate and Social Security card, thus allowing me to get the passport. 1/2 110
GrumpyMcGrumpFace @donniedonner.bsky.social · 25/08/2025I have thought a thought that I am curious about people's reaction to. I am a 100% disabled veteran. My pension is approximately 60k a year, which is enough to more than survive on, which is nice. That amount is meant to replace me being able to work, since I am not. 1/2 110
GrumpyMcGrumpFace @donniedonner.bsky.social · 25/08/2025I absolutely do not forget everything that I need to remember throughout the day. If I did that, I’m sure I would remember. 000
GrumpyMcGrumpFace @donniedonner.bsky.social · 22/08/2025I was just on the bus, and a Gentleman got on dressed head to toe in a teddy bear suit, and when the bus driver asked him if it was hot, he proudly answered," no, because when a human male puts ice on his testicles it lowers his body temperature." That was good to know. 020
GrumpyMcGrumpFace @donniedonner.bsky.social · 16/08/2025I hate to poop when there's people around, because it makes that poopity sound. 000
GrumpyMcGrumpFace @donniedonner.bsky.social · 04/08/2025My sour cream expired. Now it's suddenly fresh. 000