Donnie @donleaf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026working nights living on the west coast is so funny cause i’ll be about to go to sleep and i randomly think of something to text my mom on the east coast and she’s awake already getting ready for work 000
Donnie @donleaf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026everytime a driver pisses me off and then i see theyre driving a nissan 000
Donnie @donleaf.bsky.social · 23/08/2026people who don’t like sweet tea need to reevaluate their life choices 002
Donnie @donleaf.bsky.social · 18/08/2026my coworker asked me if i’ve tried the gravy at dairy queen i said why on gods green earth would i have tried that and now i can’t stop saying why on gods green earth….. not even religious btw…. can take me away from my southern family but you can’t take the south outta me i guess 100
Reposted by DonnieTrevors (1990) starring Kevin Bacon @slimyswampghost.bsky.social · 05/08/2026buddy i have never used it. i don't know how to use it. i don't know if it's an app or what. i will never use it. if it disappeared today i'd go out and celebrate because it being gone would be instantly great for the planet and humanity 6839921007
Donnie @donleaf.bsky.social · 19/07/2026did you guys know one of the requirements to get a california drivers license is to be absolutely brain dead 000
Donnie @donleaf.bsky.social · 06/06/2026laufey is our modern day julie andrews argue with the wall 😐 everytime i listen to forget-me-not i feel like im watching mary poppins for the first time again 010
Donnie @donleaf.bsky.social · 29/05/2026i wish they would invent a surgery that makes the hair that grows from your body purple 010
Donnie @donleaf.bsky.social · 27/05/2026i think i’m going to sue lorde for emotional distress for writing David and then i’ll be able to afford therapy 000
Donnie @donleaf.bsky.social · 24/05/2026gave a HUGE suggestion to a friend to watch ladybird…… thinking about when i watched it with my mom and she said she didn’t get it 000
Donnie @donleaf.bsky.social · 02/05/2026ever since i posted this every single shift ive had a customer has told me this do people not understand how a job works 😐 like i work here 100
Donnie @donleaf.bsky.social · 02/05/2026me when the buzzball starts tasting like what if i’m exactly like my father 000
Donnie @donleaf.bsky.social · 28/04/2026i have not been the same person since sneakernight by vanessa hudgens came into my life 000
Donnie @donleaf.bsky.social · 25/04/2026today a customer at work greeted me like we were long lost friends and was like “you were here last time!! :D” IM HERE EVERY FUCKING DAY 000
Donnie @donleaf.bsky.social · 24/04/2026just saw someone call something antifa i thought you freaks were over that i thought we been there done that can’t you cowards come up with a new bit im bored 000
Donnie @donleaf.bsky.social · 17/04/2026i only have 2 payments left on my auto loan and i can’t wait to go into wells fargo when ive finished giving them their money back and telling them to delete everything they have on me or else those will be my final words 100
Donnie @donleaf.bsky.social · 30/03/2026i still haven’t forgiven mitski for writing I’ll Change For You 😐 girl stop using my trauma for song writing material 000
Donnie @donleaf.bsky.social · 25/03/2026Taco Bell took the 5 layer burrito off the box combo i hope they go up in flames this is my final straw 000
Donnie @donleaf.bsky.social · 14/03/2026the fact that the switch 2 doesn’t have any fun themes it’s still just black and white and it’s been like that since the switch came out in 2018 😐 thought nintendo liked money do they know how many cute themes i’d buy 000
Donnie @donleaf.bsky.social · 08/03/2026my favorite red is probably red 40 i like the texture and it tastes like red 010
Donnie @donleaf.bsky.social · 02/03/2026the people are saying this is mitski’s worst album i don’t trust the internet i cried so hard i almost threw up 000
Donnie @donleaf.bsky.social · 06/02/2026can they implement private accounts on here already i have unhinged things to say about real men and i don’t want it to be public 😐 010
Donnie @donleaf.bsky.social · 21/01/2026i’m gonna say it i don’t care how dated it is i like drop ceiling box lights in kitchens they aren’t as harsh as spotlights and i like 110
Donnie @donleaf.bsky.social · 13/01/2026diva it’s that time of day again to macrodose ibuprofen and dunkalatte at work 000
Reposted by DonnieSammy @ Youmacon B05 @sammytighe.bsky.social · 13/01/2026Just go ahead and block them 7320921134
Donnie @donleaf.bsky.social · 12/01/2026i would say this every single day if i could the red bull marketing team needs to wake up and get more cunty and focus more on the drinks bitches don’t care about racing we want the drinks at least send an email when there’s new drinks 😭 000
Donnie @donleaf.bsky.social · 07/01/2026i am a weak person….. couldn’t even last a week without a dr pepper……… i hope to god i never get addicted to a substance 010
Donnie @donleaf.bsky.social · 29/12/2025for some reason my mind blended together taika waititi and jeff goldblum so imagine my surprise when they don’t even look that similar, and also both have wives when i thought they were gay 000
Donnie @donleaf.bsky.social · 29/12/2025i think if you come into a store a half hour before closing and you out loud go “i made it!!! just in time!!!” it should set off missiles aimed directly at the door 010
Donnie @donleaf.bsky.social · 26/12/2025one thing i’ll never understand being in california is when it starts raining and all of a sudden im being forced to go 40 in a 55 because every car around me slowed down THERE IS NO REASON 000
Donnie @donleaf.bsky.social · 14/11/2025confused robert pattinson for sh*a labeouf in regards to fka twigs relationships so for the longest time ive hated robby but also i distrust anyone who would drive a person to create cellophane by fka twigs i also didnt know he was br*tish so he lied to me about that too 100
Donnie @donleaf.bsky.social · 20/10/2025i am clawing at the walls of my enclosure i need to go into the forest and be off the grid for 4 days and write i miss writing i cant believe i ever thought my passion was food service 000
Donnie @donleaf.bsky.social · 10/10/2025one of my favorite things when i shave my eyebrows off is getting to threaten people saying im going to steal their eyebrows 100
Donnie @donleaf.bsky.social · 19/09/2025went to unfollow a mutual cause i didn’t like the takes they were retweeting just to find out they already stopped following me 000
Donnie @donleaf.bsky.social · 18/09/2025had to ID someone at work for beer and the guy that was with her was like guess how old i am I DONT CARE THERES A LINE 010
Donnie @donleaf.bsky.social · 16/09/2025i need to start unearthing some of my funnier tweets to repost on here i used to be so funny and it’s lost to that hell site 010
Donnie @donleaf.bsky.social · 09/09/2025why do my favorite coworkers always leave constantly and the ones i want to suplex onto the grill stay forever 000
Donnie @donleaf.bsky.social · 02/09/2025me when i have bug anxiety and move into a house that has had 5 ant infestations in the last year and surrounded by spiders 100
Donnie @donleaf.bsky.social · 26/08/2025how are you going to drive a new-ish hyundai sedan and drive slow as fuck those things do 0-60 in the blink of an eye with all that fucking plastic on it 110
Donnie @donleaf.bsky.social · 20/08/2025they should invent an existence that doesn’t feel all-consuming and makes you not feel like you’re wasting time standing still for 2 minutes 000
Donnie @donleaf.bsky.social · 18/08/2025i want to build a lego set so fucking bad i’m never beating the autism allegations 010
Donnie @donleaf.bsky.social · 07/08/2025can we normalize common sense and also thinking as well as empathy 010
Donnie @donleaf.bsky.social · 02/08/2025“i’ve turned into my mother” “im just like my father” no one talks about the trauma of becoming both at the same time 100
Donnie @donleaf.bsky.social · 18/07/2025just found out if i want the ideas i have in my head to become real stories i have to be the one to write them 010
Donnie @donleaf.bsky.social · 12/07/2025i wasn’t meant for modern day yearning i was meant to macrodose opium and paint with my own blood why am i upset in a fucking chip*tle 000
Donnie @donleaf.bsky.social · 21/05/2025they should invent a body that’s not in constant physical turmoil 000
Donnie @donleaf.bsky.social · 12/05/2025they need to make an alarm clock that reenacts 9/11 in my bedroom this is the only way to wake me up 000
