donkuss.bsky.social @donkuss.bsky.social · 02/10/2026When dudes hang out, if said hangout lasts long enough, at least one of them will inevitably start talking like a Crestfallen Warrior type of guy in a fromsoft game. 131
donkuss.bsky.social @donkuss.bsky.social · 22/12/2025STOP GIVING UNI A WHOLE CHICKEN AND THEN MAKING FUN OF HIM FOR IT THATS NOT FAIR HE DOESN'T KNOW ANY BETTER 51814
donkuss.bsky.social @donkuss.bsky.social · 03/12/2025My time is close at hand. Continents sink, the sky shatters and falls, and the Wind bites into my skin as a razor as I frantically scramble for an answer to God's most important question "I think I'm more of an ass man honestly" 010
donkuss.bsky.social @donkuss.bsky.social · 03/12/2025Call me Head Game the way my Head wins Gamed fuck im sorrey. Fuck. I'm so sorry. plase 021
donkuss.bsky.social @donkuss.bsky.social · 03/12/2025The problem with Rematch is that it's the freshest most interesting competitive game I've played in the last 10 years. This is a problem because the playerbase is actually a hellish bunch of clip-farming negative integer IQ, worthless microscopic individuals that have cratered my faith in humanity. 111
donkuss.bsky.social @donkuss.bsky.social · 18/10/2025Straight guy refusing to munch rug outsourcing his cunnilingus duties to bi women on tinder 011
Reposted by @donkuss.bsky.socialbo @boatfishe.bsky.social · 27/08/2025nightmar eblunt rotation: mario, luigi, peach, daisy 065
donkuss.bsky.social @donkuss.bsky.social · 27/08/2025Friend I've been couch crashing with:" look man I get you can't pay full rent but you should at least but your own food" He weakly mewls "A cat desires merely suffrage, I am a lion" 020
donkuss.bsky.social @donkuss.bsky.social · 27/08/2025Aphantasia got me rotating various fruits in my mind. Sometimes I'll do a whole basket in 4k Ultra and my world starts visibly lagging 120
donkuss.bsky.social @donkuss.bsky.social · 27/08/2025I arrive home from school, to see Mother's boyfriend Chaz's car in the driveway. I know rhat this night will be historic. He approaches me with feigned pleasantry asking "How was school?" "Zoltraak!" 031
donkuss.bsky.social @donkuss.bsky.social · 27/08/2025I howl at the moon, waxing as it does as I strafe throughout the dark road. Others in the caravan scoff, clearly knowing naught how it it feels to be alone in this planet, in a solitary crusade. Their loins ungirded, the populace knows nothing of the penis gnome infestation which plagues this land. 020
donkuss.bsky.social @donkuss.bsky.social · 27/08/2025"My training regimen? Putting my penis and balls in a loaded mouse trap and removing it without using my hands. 7 times a day." The Waif asks, "why?" *swooshes cloak as i stride into thr night* "Thine wouldn't believe me" 031
donkuss.bsky.social @donkuss.bsky.social · 27/08/2025Walking into my local weapons shop and pulling a katana down off the wall "Aah this is some fine steel. Folded, in the traditional way. And I sense...something sinister. *chuckles* you've got something special here" Knife shop employee: "sir it's 45 dollars, are you buying it or not" 032
donkuss.bsky.social @donkuss.bsky.social · 27/08/2025Anor Londo pussy got me doing tricks. Got me hunting demons. Got me plunging off buttresses and all manner of shit 031
donkuss.bsky.social @donkuss.bsky.social · 27/08/2025I'm like the Dracula of getting head. It's alright 130
donkuss.bsky.social @donkuss.bsky.social · 27/08/2025Refusing to use They/Them pronouns but not for a mean reason I'm pushing them to shoot for better pronouns like zero or xem or some such, you can do it 130
