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Donkey Talks

@donkeytalks.bsky.social
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Political bullshit, dismantled daily. The donkey you were warned about. #Resist #DonkeyTalks #HeeHaw

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Donkey Talks @donkeytalks.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
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Donkey Talks @donkeytalks.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
PATRIOTS… DID YOU HEAR THAT??? ITALIAN being blasted at an AMERICAN rally. So we’re just doing FOREIGN LANGUAGE PROPAGANDA at OUR events now?? What happened to ENGLISH IN AMERICA?? If I wanted opera in a language I don’t understand I’d go to EUROPE.
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Donkey Talks @donkeytalks.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Dear MAGA: I thought you guys quit the NFL over Kaepernick in 2017. So why are you still here in 2026 screaming about halftime shows? You never boycotted because you’re not trying to change anything … you’re trying to feel offended on purpose. Outrage is your cardio. SEE YOU NEXT SEASON 🤣
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Donkey Talks @donkeytalks.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Forget Don Lemon. The White House should not be doing propaganda memes about arrests. PERIOD. That’s not normal. They are getting HIGH on their own power.
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Donkey Talks @donkeytalks.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
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Donkey Talks @donkeytalks.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Nailed it.
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Donkey Talks @donkeytalks.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
dOn’T tReAd oN mE
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Donkey Talks @donkeytalks.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Can someone explain what the hell is happening with Venezuela, Minnesota, Iran, Greenland—like why is EVERYTHING a crisis today? Never mind. I found the answer. 👇
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Donkey Talks @donkeytalks.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
DHS Secretary Kristi Noem stood behind “ONE OF OURS, ALL OF YOURS” like it’s a mission statement. Translation: touch one agent and we will bring the full weight of ICE down on everyone around you; raids, sweeps, collateral damage.. even death and murder. THIS IS AMERICA?
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Donkey Talks @donkeytalks.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Border Patrol Commander Greg Bovino is a fucking power-trip cosplay clown.
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Donkey Talks @donkeytalks.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
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Donkey Talks @donkeytalks.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
ICE Deportation Officer “requirements”: • Be a U.S. citizen • Have a driver’s license • Be allowed to carry a gun • Be under 40 That’s it. That’s the fucking bar. You hand federal power and loaded weapons to people vetted like mall security, then act surprised when someone ends up dead.
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Donkey Talks @donkeytalks.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
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Donkey Talks @donkeytalks.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
You mean besides 91 felony charges, a coup attempt, sexual assault verdict, stealing nuclear secrets, charity fraud, Trump U scam, hush money coverups, stiffing workers, kids in cages, COVID lies, and grifting his cult for cash? #MAGAts #TrumpCrimeFamily #Cult45 #NeverSurrenderMyAss
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Donkey Talks @donkeytalks.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
This clown show doesn’t even bother hiding it. Deny Project 2025 to the press, then brag about Project 2025 to the cult. Peak two-faced fascist bullshit. #Project2025 #TrumpLies #ClownShow #Fascism #DonkeyTalks
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Donkey Talks @donkeytalks.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Trump the draft dodger standing there pretending to be a general is pure stolen valor bullshit. #Trump #DraftDodger #StolenValor #ClownShow #DonkeyTalks
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Donkey Talks @donkeytalks.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
“Whatever the hell they want” has a history; Jim Crow terror, stop-and-frisk, Ferguson, George Floyd. Unchecked cops don’t keep us safe, they keep the abuse coming. Trump just put D.C. on that list. #GaslightAndOrder
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Donkey Talks @donkeytalks.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Full circle of stupid.
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Donkey Talks @donkeytalks.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
We’re calling them the Washington Epstein Files until further notice. #EpsteinFiles #DistractionPlay #DonkeyTalks
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Donkey Talks @donkeytalks.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
The entire country: “EPSTEIN FILES. CLIENT LIST. WTF?!” Fox News: “Joe Biden once ate oatmeal too slow. Could it be TREASON?” They can’t stop feeding nonsense to their low-info base… even when the hottest story in America is setting the internet on fire. #Epstein #DonkeyTalks #PropagandaNetwork
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Donkey Talks @donkeytalks.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Then: “I’ll release the Epstein client list. It’ll expose the Democrats, the elites, the swamp. You deserve to know the truth.” Now: “The Epstein stuff is a hoax by the Democrats. My own supporters are falling for it. I don’t want their support anymore.” MAGA got ghosted by their own cult leader!
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Donkey Talks @donkeytalks.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
This is a real post from the official GOP account. They’re proudly bragging that Trump taxed Americans $100 BILLION through tariffs — and they think it’s a flex. Reminder: Tariffs are paid by U.S. consumers and businesses. They’re celebrating charging YOU more. #DonkeyTalks #TrumpTaxedYou #GriftMath
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Donkey Talks @donkeytalks.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
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Donkey Talks @donkeytalks.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
When you make $28,000 a year but cheer for tax breaks on private jets. Congrats. You’ve been trickled on. #DonkeyTalks #MAGAisACult
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Donkey Talks @donkeytalks.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Accurate as fuck
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Donkey Talks @donkeytalks.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Flashback: Feb 7, 2023 State of the Union Biden: “Republicans want to cut Medicaid.” GOP: [screaming] “Liar!!” #DonkeyTalks #Receipts #Medicaid #GOPLies
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Donkey Talks @donkeytalks.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Customer Reviews: “I gave it everything I had… & still couldn’t open the box.” — Minimum Wage Worker, Ohio “I invested nothing & received everything. A must-buy!” — Hedge Fund Manager, Manhattan Side effects may include: hunger, burnout, sickness, & death. Available wherever dreams go to die.
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Donkey Talks @donkeytalks.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Trump’s Big Beautiful Bill, summarized: – Cuts your grandma’s Medicaid – Guts your neighbor’s disability coverage – Slashes meals on wheels and school lunches – BUT gives Chevron a tax break – AND lets rich kids inherit yachts tax-free Happy Freedom Week, peasants 🇺🇸✨ #DonkeyTalks #GOPGreed
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Donkey Talks @donkeytalks.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Imagine thinking you run the world from a social media app that no one uses. #TruthSocialTantrum #AllCapsNoPower
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Donkey Talks @donkeytalks.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
We’re doing exactly what we once condemned. Unprovoked strike. Gaslighting propaganda. Then: Japan. Now: Us. This time, we’re the ones typing from the cockpit. #TrumpWar #DonkeyTalks #MAGAclowns
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Donkey Talks @donkeytalks.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
If you’re wondering who’s commanding the war room right now… It’s this guy. Live from Fox & Friends. Absolutely soaked. Possibly buzzed. #DonkeyTalks #ThisIsFine #IranWar #EndStageAmerica
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Donkey Talks @donkeytalks.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Nothing he says matters. No lie is too big. No hypocrisy too obvious.
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Donkey Talks @donkeytalks.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Brad Lander got jumped by ICE for asking a question every American has the right to ask: “Do you have a warrant?” If they can do this to a mayoral candidate, what do you think they’ll do to the rest of us? #ICE #NYC #ThisIsHowItStarts
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Donkey Talks @donkeytalks.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Miss Lindsey just laughed at the idea of Greta Thunberg drowning because she’s delivering food and medicine to starving civilians in Gaza. A U.S. senator is publicly fantasizing about activists getting blown out of the water. Mock the helpers. Cheer the killers. Pathetic. #LindseyGrahamIsACunt
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Donkey Talks @donkeytalks.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
This might be the most savagely accurate dismantling of conservative BS I’ve ever witnessed.
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Donkey Talks @donkeytalks.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Dear MAGA, They fought fascists overseas. You elected one. Memorial Day isn’t yours. #MemorialDay #MAGAisUnAmerican #DonTheDraftDodger
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Donkey Talks @donkeytalks.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Marco Rubio is trash. Spineless. Gutless. Worthless.
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Donkey Talks @donkeytalks.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Oh cool, we’re doing fascism now. A 3-story Trump banner on a federal building? What’s next, mandatory MAGA armbands? #MAGApropaganda #ThisIsNotNormal
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Donkey Talks @donkeytalks.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Healthcare CEO rakes in $26M a year to deny people care. You break your back working, pay premiums, follow the rules .. then get told “claim denied” by some bastard in a penthouse. This isn’t healthcare. It’s extortion in a lab coat. #MedicareForAll #GreedKills #HealthcareScam
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Donkey Talks @donkeytalks.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
A hustling, charlatan, swindler, fraudster, gaslighting, bullshitting, fabricating, deceiving, crooked, tainted, bribed compromised, rotten piece of shit conman says what?
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Donkey Talks @donkeytalks.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Trump mocked Jeb for being “low energy.” Mocked Biden for being “sleepy.” Then nodded off like a sedated golden retriever. Irony died in its sleep. #LowEnergyDon #TrumpNapsAgain
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Donkey Talks @donkeytalks.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
When the MAGA clowns hear about the $400M airplane Trump is accepting from Qatar:
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Donkey Talks @donkeytalks.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
The Library of Congress has never loaned books to children — it’s a research library. Yet another embarrassing swing-and-miss from the Trump administration. #TrumpLies #FactCheck #LibraryOfCongress #GOPClownShow #MAGAIncompetence
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Donkey Talks @donkeytalks.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
An absolutely ASTONISHING display of incompetence by Kash Patel.
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Donkey Talks @donkeytalks.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
This is what strength looks like. Nobody is laughing at America anymore! #Trump #AlphaMale #MAGA
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Donkey Talks @donkeytalks.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
The man who let pro-Nazi accounts flourish, posted antisemitic conspiracy theories, supported Germany’s far-right AfD… did NOT do exactly what my eyes told me he did yesterday. Got it. #ElonMusk #NaziSalute
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Donkey Talks @donkeytalks.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
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Donkey Talks @donkeytalks.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
The NBA perfected the game and lost its soul. Analytics made every team the same, 3-pointers rule, stars sit out. It's efficient but boring. To win back fans, the league needs less polish and more grit—a return to raw, emotional basketball. #NBA #Basketball
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Donkey Talks @donkeytalks.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Hey do you guys remember JD Vance? Does he actually still exist or is he just a concept? #WhereIsJD
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Donkey Talks @donkeytalks.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Here’s Trump’s fantasy checklist for 2025: $2 gas, lower rent, cheap groceries, and world peace. With Republicans controlling everything, he has ZERO excuses. Let’s see how fast these promises turn into lies. Spoiler: Don’t hold your breath. #TrumpLies #Accountability #GOPFails
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