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Convicted J. Felon @dondrump.bsky.social · 7h

I have pleasant dreams of Jack Smith’s first day as the head of the DOJ…

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Convicted J. Felon @dondrump.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I love that Russian Data Bot Centers just got “Endgame’d” Good job President Z!

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Convicted J. Felon @dondrump.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Vote people! Shove it up his ass, past the girdle, under the elaborate truss and straight through the diaper. Painfully.

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Donald Duck's Butt Push Prank

ALT: Donald Duck's Butt Push Prank

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Convicted J. Felon @dondrump.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

“Do you or do you not condone, public masturbation or, any form of masturbation of any kind, at any time?” “Sir, I believe that would be Jack MeHoff…”

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Convicted J. Felon @dondrump.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Schitt-“Do you, or do you not, claim to be accomplished at every task possible?” KS-“Sir, that is a Jack of all trades…”

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Convicted J. Felon @dondrump.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Schitt-“Were you, or were you not affiliated with a family member in the drug business?” JS-“They were the Smith Brothers and, they made cough drops…”

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Convicted J. Felon @dondrump.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Rodger’s looks like lumpy Trumpy does when someone fact checks him.

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Convicted J. Felon @dondrump.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

War hero, political genius, POTUS vs bankrupt baffoon, philandering grifter that tries to make what’s not his…well. Fuck off lumpy. Here’s to you President Kennedy. I still remember what you stood for.

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Convicted J. Felon @dondrump.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Lumpy’s Only Cankles page has made hundreds of of dollars…

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Convicted J. Felon @dondrump.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Tim Scott was in a movie once…

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Convicted J. Felon @dondrump.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

“If Natalie were here she’d say…hmmm..I dunno, maybe MJ!”

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Convicted J. Felon @dondrump.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Ok Dems. Lay off lumpy now and concentrate on what we can do to improve people’s lives. He’s always going to be an asshole and once we have both houses, we’ll have time to whittle his fragile addled brain.

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Convicted J. Felon @dondrump.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Best coffee spit today. Spidey beats Lang’s ass! So great!! I hope Thor bails him out!! 😂😂

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Convicted J. Felon @dondrump.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Ya know, even with all that money and power, orange lumpy is still “one ugly muthafuckah..”

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Convicted J. Felon @dondrump.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

After changing her name to Velma Fluckmund, Jeannine Pirro secures employment in northern Saskatchewan as a para legal liquor store owning notary.

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Convicted J. Felon @dondrump.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Really disrespectful to all be sitting on JD’s first wife.

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Convicted J. Felon @dondrump.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Ya know I enjoy creating the jokes so much but, when a master creates a gem, I must give praise. Brilliant!!

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Convicted J. Felon @dondrump.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Investigations of the empty pool have turned up much more evidence than we thought was possible. Call Jeannine! Let the indictments begin!

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Convicted J. Felon @dondrump.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Graham was lumpy’s favorite cracker. 🥲

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Convicted J. Felon @dondrump.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

A last minute replacement of the official game ball.

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Convicted J. Felon @dondrump.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

MAGA mannequins march meekly and mindlessly towards the mall.

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Convicted J. Felon @dondrump.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Oh look, here comes lumpy and Caitlyn Jenner

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Convicted J. Felon @dondrump.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

The Fox ball licking is truly nauseating. I hope he melts.

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Convicted J. Felon @dondrump.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Where’s lady lumpy? I’m guessing she is secretly servicing the secret service with service she learned from Jeffrey.

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Convicted J. Felon @dondrump.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Wouldn’t it be great If Turtle Mitch and lumpy pulled a John Adams/Thomas Jefferson today?

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Convicted J. Felon @dondrump.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

John and Tom asking these two boobs over for lunch on the 4th. Would should thinking!

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Convicted J. Felon @dondrump.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

OMG thank you. Now excuse me, I think I peed.

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Convicted J. Felon @dondrump.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Guests at the White House are having to follow strict dress codes.

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Convicted J. Felon @dondrump.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

“We’re going with the vandalism story but, I need you to swim to Chicago and jump in the Obama Center pool…they are winning and I hate it!”

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Convicted J. Felon @dondrump.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

What time is the peace deal today? I have to set my watch.

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Convicted J. Felon @dondrump.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Is it me or does the reflecting pool look like Lumpy’s breath smells? Happy Birthday Lumpy, I hope malaria sets in tomorrow!

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Convicted J. Felon @dondrump.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Oh please let Monday come quicker..

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Convicted J. Felon @dondrump.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Looking forward to tomorrow..I’m going golfing at half-past the Straight of Hormuz Opening. I should be done in time for dinner at a quarter to We Have a Deal.

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Convicted J. Felon @dondrump.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

These two grabbing a photo op while Ice-T and the SVU boys and girls go up to the suite to arrest piggy…I wish!

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