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Don Akers

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Don Akers @donakers.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A stone classic.
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Don Akers @donakers.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Didn't she play Ursa in Superman II?
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Don Akers @donakers.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
You don't have to be a weatherman to know which way the wind blows.
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Don Akers @donakers.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
"Why don't you put her in charge?"
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Don Akers @donakers.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
He says that because thinks that the question is referring to him, Donald Trump, not the troops. He's a nincompoop.
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Don Akers @donakers.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Solid guy to have on your bench.
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Don Akers @donakers.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
It appears that my Lions were trying to trade up for Kadyn Proctor, but "settled" for Blake Miller. Who do you think turns out to be a better tackle?
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Don Akers @donakers.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
he might be a "big presence in any room," but you KNOW it smell crazy when he's in there
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Don Akers @donakers.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I should’ve read through the thread, see above.
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Don Akers @donakers.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I once took a printer into my garage & beat it to pieces with a hammer.
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Don Akers @donakers.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Downfall (dir. Oliver Hirschbiegel, 2004)
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Don Akers @donakers.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Jealous Again, Twice as Hard.
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Don Akers @donakers.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Elissa Slopkin
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Don Akers @donakers.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Elissa Slopkin
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Don Akers @donakers.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Elissa Slopkin
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Don Akers @donakers.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
But if fascists are in charge, and you work with them to bring “security” to our state, what does that say about you? And we are indeed a border state…with CANADA, for Christ’s sake! Why are Michigan’s senators so useless?
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Don Akers @donakers.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Sailor: "In the Navy, they teach us to wash our hands after we take a piss." Marine: "In the Marines, they teach us not to piss on our hands."
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Don Akers @donakers.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Just finished Bring Up the Bodies and the passages detailing Cromwell's interrogations of the accused near the end of the novel are brilliant and chilling. Mantel's ability to make me pull for this devious, vengeful fucker is remarkable. She's so clever. Can't wait to start the last book.
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Don Akers @donakers.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Yeah, just say “billionaire class” or “the wealthy and powerful” instead of “a small group of people.”
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Don Akers @donakers.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
You don’t want to know what a guy I worked with years ago did to a bottle of Mountain Dew to punish a lunchroom refrigerator soda thief.
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Don Akers @donakers.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
"Scotts"
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Don Akers @donakers.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Will the Lions sign Tyler Linderbaum?
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Don Akers @donakers.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
I'm ashamed to say this woman represents my district. She is absolutely awful.
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Don Akers @donakers.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Wordle 1,691 2/6* ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 😝
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Don Akers @donakers.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
WHY THE FUCK DO THEY KEEP TALKING ABOUT BODY CAMERAS? The asshole who murdered Good made HIS OWN video of the murder!
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Don Akers @donakers.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Wordle 1,668 1/6* 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Finally! Need a new starter word!
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Don Akers @donakers.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Not to mention his colleagues have already cleared out any potential evidence from his home.
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Don Akers @donakers.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Wordle 1,662 5/6* ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Are you fucking kidding me?
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Don Akers @donakers.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Weapons was fun to see with an enthusiastic crowd at the movies.
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Don Akers @donakers.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Gangs of London has some good ones: Elliott fighting his way through a pub, Luan taking on the machete-wielding Nigerians in a hotel room, etc.
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Don Akers @donakers.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
"Have you guys considered including a book worth reading?" lol
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Don Akers @donakers.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
The whole cast is great in this, but I love Carrie Coons so much, even in such a small part. Knows her twin is a dipshit, but loves him in spite of it. One of the finest actresses of her generation.
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Don Akers @donakers.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Wordle 1,590 4/6* ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Yes, I am a dumbass.
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Don Akers @donakers.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
The Austin Abrams sequence is pretty funny.
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Don Akers @donakers.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
After watching Barbarian on television with my wife, which had us alternately gasping in horror and laughing hysterically, we vowed to see Cregger's next film in the theater with an audience and we were NOT disappointed.
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Don Akers @donakers.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Do these assholes want to pay higher taxes or not?
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Don Akers @donakers.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
The Lowdown on FX/Hulu is great. During the last episode, my wife asked me, "What's a Juggalo?"🤣
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Don Akers @donakers.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
And her name is Perfidia Beverly Hills.
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Don Akers @donakers.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
The Bezos caricature looks like he's been infected by the eyeball parasite from Alien:Earth.
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Don Akers @donakers.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
My favorite part is "an order known to be Kirk's favorite drink." Seriously?
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Don Akers @donakers.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Howie Long on the Pack a few minutes ago: “The Green Bay Packers are the youngest, bestest, strongest, smartest, handsomest, girthiest team in NFL history!” Bold words indeed!
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Don Akers @donakers.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Oh for Christ's sake, that has to be AI generated.
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Don Akers @donakers.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
I called the cyber-Munchausen before one of the talking heads (it might have been one of the school officials) did.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 03/09/2025
The Everglades Concentration Camp costs 3x one of these trains.
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Don Akers @donakers.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Jesus and the apostles, each having their own particular set of skills, are a group of special ops guys who save hostages throughout the middle east: The J Team.
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Don Akers @donakers.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
I guess we all have to prepare to carry our papers!
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Don Akers @donakers.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
But do they want law enforcement militarized? I know it already is basically, as when you see something like Fritters, AL getting an armored personnel carrier, but do they want the actual military patrolling their streets?
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Don Akers @donakers.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Wordle 1,527 2/6* ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 lol, so lucky
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Don Akers @donakers.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Move, motherfucker.
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Josh Olson @josholson.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Power couple
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