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Don ‘1’ Gibson

@don1.bsky.social
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Husband to Lady G, Grandpa, CISO, DJ for the Cyber House Party collective soundcloud.com/Don1Gibson (Trance and House), bad joke connoisseur. Nothing here has anything to do with my job.

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Don ‘1’ Gibson @don1.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A fake movie poster of the film ‘The men who stare at goats’, instead staying ‘the men who stare at boats’. It features the faces of the worst kind of people and utter wastes of skin that are the British alt-right , racists and xenophobic morons in Reform.
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Don ‘1’ Gibson @don1.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ah, a story as old as time.
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Don ‘1’ Gibson @don1.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
“But what about the free speeches” slurred the drug-addled waste of skin.
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Don ‘1’ Gibson @don1.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
With all the Iran war, Canada trade war and Lake Ontario nonsense, I missed something. Have the Epstein files been released?
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Don ‘1’ Gibson @don1.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
America calling?
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Don ‘1’ Gibson @don1.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The people of Clacton disappoint me. They had the chance to show that shit-spangled muppet fart exactly what most of the country thinks about that Reform tosspot. He’s not one of you. He’s even worse than the Tories.
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Don ‘1’ Gibson @don1.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Thank you! In the UK we have ‘skoosh’, so very similar, but different.
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Don ‘1’ Gibson @don1.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I know I could Google this, but I have never heard this phrase…. Use and meaning?
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Don ‘1’ Gibson @don1.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
One resembles a hairy testicle, the other has a stick up its arse?
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Don ‘1’ Gibson @don1.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Coooor…..<drools>
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Don ‘1’ Gibson @don1.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
But what of the damage to the crabs? 😉😂
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Don ‘1’ Gibson @don1.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I would be concerned about the pollution effects. Of the brothers, naturally.
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Don ‘1’ Gibson @don1.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
It’s NOT advice. It’s an order. To comply you must be a sheep. Spend the whole day outside. Play basketball. BBQ. Get drunk in a hammock and sleep out there. You can do anything you want, you alpha white bro, you. Own them libs! Make them big mad!
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Don ‘1’ Gibson @don1.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
With the current food related news in the USA, brings a new spelling to ‘lettuce prey’…..
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Don ‘1’ Gibson @don1.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I for one, welcome our better rubbish politicians. He’s not a tin can’t - he’s a tincan!
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Don ‘1’ Gibson @don1.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Plans
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Don ‘1’ Gibson @don1.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I have a nasty habit of adding certain items to the shopping list in case my wife finds them and others see. Little items, such as AK-47, 8-ball, cash for strippers and ball-gag. I’m classy.
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Don ‘1’ Gibson @don1.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Another reason to hate the money grabbing TNT Sports UK people for making UFC 329 as pay per view, is that I won’t be able to record the Irish rapist be KTFO by Max ‘blessed’.
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Don ‘1’ Gibson @don1.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
It’s ok to be sad. It’s acceptable to be not OK. But nothing - and I mean nothing - will stop you from being the amazing person you are. Case in point.
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Cyberr @cyberrdotai.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Well this is nice to do as our first post! Supporting #WomenInCyber is super important to our team. So we're funding a CybHER bootcamp scholarship this summer - details on how to apply are in this blog: cyberr.ai/blog/you-do-... Please do share and tag anyone you think may be interested!
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Don ‘1’ Gibson @don1.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I think MB is on danger pay. I know I would have to be with blood pressure issues if I was in close proximity to Croft.
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Don ‘1’ Gibson @don1.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
It’s so good to have a F1 weekend without that shrieking cretin, Croft. What’s that? And Le Mans? Superb!
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Don ‘1’ Gibson @don1.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
The schools I went to (1990’s), it was the kiss of social death to be described as ‘gay’, let alone *gasps* actually being gay. I can’t imagine that has changed much in some circles. Which is so damn stupid.
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Don ‘1’ Gibson @don1.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I’m constantly amazed by the resilience of NY city. To repeatedly recover from the latest sky beam / swirling rubbish in the sky fallout, Godzilla, Bane, Hulk, invasions and everything else those poor people have had to endure, I can only salute their courage. 🫡
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Don ‘1’ Gibson @don1.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
In addition to that, if I try to image search, it will only give me images of items for sale. Not what I was looking for at all. Hate it.
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Don ‘1’ Gibson @don1.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Which one? A slow version of ‘sledgehammer’?
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Don ‘1’ Gibson @don1.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
In retrospect, did your comments about his nether regions…. Ermmmm…. ‘taint’ the relationship?
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Don ‘1’ Gibson @don1.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Scrappy Do was Jocelyn Wildenstein’s plastic surgeon. Just so he could chase her.
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Don ‘1’ Gibson @don1.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
A 911 pistol with blued nickel finish that’s well- used and a whip-belt.
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Don ‘1’ Gibson @don1.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Is that a sulphurous smell?
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Don ‘1’ Gibson @don1.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
static.klipy.com
Star Wars Emperor Palpatine Says 'Do It'
ALT: Star Wars Emperor Palpatine Says 'Do It'
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Don ‘1’ Gibson @don1.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
You’re going to need a bigger boat. None of this small boat nonsense…. <coughs>
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Don ‘1’ Gibson @don1.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Heh. Only one side of the agenda specialises in domestic terrorism - sorry - school shootings.
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Don ‘1’ Gibson @don1.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
www.linkedin.com/posts/cyber-...
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Cyber House Party Infosec 2026 | Cyber House Party
Tickets for Cyber House Party at Infosec 2026 are flying 🚀 📍 The Fox, ExCeL London 📅 Wednesday 3 June ⏰ 17:30 – 23:30 One night for NSPCC and The Cyber Helpline. And this community is already showin...
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Don ‘1’ Gibson @don1.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Source of that data? As 99.9999% of companies that would pay would have an NDA and not admit to paying….
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Don ‘1’ Gibson @don1.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Do no evil. Right?
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0n1ydan5 @0n1ydan5.com · 05/05/2026
Wow! This one slipped through the net! If you have a public Amazon wish list make sure you use a PO Box or virtual office address. www.pcmag.com/news/got-a-p...
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Got a Public Amazon Wishlist? Upcoming Change Could Reveal Your Address
Effective March 25, you can no longer block third-party sellers from your Amazon Wishlists, which could allow buyers to see your address via delivery updates and tracking information.
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Don ‘1’ Gibson @don1.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Cynical humour as a defence mechanism.
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Don ‘1’ Gibson @don1.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Wow! Love it.
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Don ‘1’ Gibson @don1.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Oh nos! Who will think of the poor executives and shareholders?
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Don ‘1’ Gibson @don1.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I see seashells are trending at the moment. Am I doing it right?
Three silver seashells sit on top of a blue towel on a toilet cistern. This is a reference to the three seashells in the film Demolition Man
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Picard Tips @picardtips.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Picard management tip: When you make a mistake, apologize right away. Embrace humility over defense.
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Don ‘1’ Gibson @don1.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Lime Hangover Easier than Lime Grade 3 Labral Hip Tear 😂
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Don ‘1’ Gibson @don1.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
OK, now tell me the downsides….
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Don ‘1’ Gibson @don1.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
This tickles me. They wait until all the time and expense of making the things is finished, then blow them up. <chefs kiss>
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Don ‘1’ Gibson @don1.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Tell that to Epstein…. 😬
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Don ‘1’ Gibson @don1.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
My immediate thought was ‘why are men…’ Sod ‘im. Anyway, have you had fun watching the runners (and did you see Dan?)
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Don ‘1’ Gibson @don1.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I’ve sat here for a few minutes trying to think of something useful, or amusing. I’ve come up blank - I’m just really sorry you have to deal with this crap, but you have done the right thing.
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Don ‘1’ Gibson @don1.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
It is going to take a very long time to recover from this. There has to be some form of change. There will be hard lessons. But you have to do it. I believe in you. My inner teenager will be heartbroken if you continue down this self-destructive path.
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Don ‘1’ Gibson @don1.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
You have so many good things, created so much in technology, arts and culture, human endeavours and more. Your country is amazing. Warts and all. Even the flat, fertile bleak beauty of Kansas! But you really need to find yourselves again. Decide what is important. Hold your truth.
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