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dominic-mcg

@dominic-mcg.bsky.social
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Writer of funny things for radio, TV, web and 5 bestselling books. Creator of SLT Newbie. Owner of Star Wars figures.

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dominic-mcg @dominic-mcg.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
@mrjamesob.bsky.social oo, I know this one! Sinatra!
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dominic-mcg @dominic-mcg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
@shelaghfogarty.bsky.social does anyone know what ever happened to this prototype for stopping cars? www.bbc.co.uk/news/technol...
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RF Safe-Stop shuts down car engines with radio pulse
British firm E2V shows off a prototype designed to bring cars to a halt by confusing their electronics, causing their engines to shut down.
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dominic-mcg @dominic-mcg.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
@mrjamesob.bsky.social have you ever seen Michael Moore’s documentary about school meals in France? www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXK5...
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School Lunch France - Michael Moore
YouTube video by Tkeo89
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dominic-mcg @dominic-mcg.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
@lbc @mrjamesob.bsky.social I can’t believe that Robert Palmer didn’t just say “gonna have to face it you’re addicted to North Sea gas”…
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dominic-mcg @dominic-mcg.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
@lbc.co.uk @mrjamesob.bsky.social James, do you ever get queasy shifting so quickly from far left to far right and back again on an hourly basis? 😉
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dominic-mcg @dominic-mcg.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
@mrjamesob.bsky.social banks and libraries? Are there any left? 🙄
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dominic-mcg @dominic-mcg.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
@mrjamesob.bsky.social what about fruit gums ? 🤔
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dominic-mcg @dominic-mcg.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
@mrjamesob.bsky.social the annual interest on £11m would be at least £330000 in a UK savings account…
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dominic-mcg @dominic-mcg.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
@mrjamesob.bsky.social it’s Cuprinol… #FarageTan
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dominic-mcg @dominic-mcg.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
If you like your comedy topical and Scottish, you must listen to this week’s Breaking The News… …and not just because I wrote some of it! 😉 www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
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Breaking the News - Stuart Mitchell, Josie Long, Kim Blythe & Jamie Macdonald - BBC Sounds
Des Clarke hosts Scotland's award-winning satirical news quiz.
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dominic-mcg @dominic-mcg.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
See you later. I’m just off to have a go on the racist swings and then feed the racist ducks…
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dominic-mcg @dominic-mcg.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I made this! C’mon Scotland! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 #scotland #football #worldcup
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dominic-mcg @dominic-mcg.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Man who imprisoned woman in church tower hopes to inspire others #fakenews #poorjoke
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dominic-mcg @dominic-mcg.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶 In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight… 🎵🎶🎵🎶
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dominic-mcg @dominic-mcg.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
My friend is considering attaching an aerodynamic device to the rear of his car. #SpoilerAlert
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dominic-mcg @dominic-mcg.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
¡Feliz cinco de mayo!
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SLT Newbie @sltnewbie.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
My 5th book is free for the next 2 days on Amazon Kindle. Download it and leave a review! 🙂 www.amazon.co.uk/Hi-all-Thank...
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Hi all… Thanks x : Volume 5: The Non-Disclosure Agreement
Hi all… Thanks x : Volume 5: The Non-Disclosure Agreement eBook : Newbie, SLT: Amazon.co.uk: Kindle Store
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SLT Newbie @sltnewbie.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Hi all, To celebrate the Bank Holiday weekend and my birthday, my 5th book, The Non Disclosure Agreement will be free on Amazon Kindle for 48 hours from 7am GMT on Sunday the 3rd of May. You're welcome. Thanks x www.amazon.co.uk/Hi-all-Thank...
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Hi all… Thanks x : Volume 5: The Non-Disclosure Agreement
Hi all… Thanks x : Volume 5: The Non-Disclosure Agreement eBook : Newbie, SLT: Amazon.co.uk: Kindle Store
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dominic-mcg @dominic-mcg.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Wishing you all a Happy May Day! #mayday
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dominic-mcg @dominic-mcg.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
@shelaghfogarty.bsky.social Hi Shelagh, The “Hough” bit of Bridget Philipson’s constituency name rhymes with “glow”. It’s a north east thing… #weirdpronunciation 🙄
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dominic-mcg @dominic-mcg.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
@shelaghfogarty.bsky.social he still hasn’t stopped ISIS which is something he claimed he had done in his first term… 🙄 #Trump
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dominic-mcg @dominic-mcg.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
The Strait of Hummus looking very peaceful today…
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dominic-mcg @dominic-mcg.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
@mrjamesob.bsky.social Just finished listening to Full Disclosure with Jameela Jamie. Your best guest and your best performance. Ever. 🙂
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dominic-mcg @dominic-mcg.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
I’m actually quite proud of this one…
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dominic-mcg @dominic-mcg.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
@mrjamesob.bsky.social @lbc.co.uk
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dominic-mcg @dominic-mcg.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
@mrjamesob.bsky.social
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dominic-mcg @dominic-mcg.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
@mrjamesob.bsky.social the reason there are more SEND pupils is the same reason we discovered more planets after the invention of the telescope…
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dominic-mcg @dominic-mcg.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Oops!
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dominic-mcg @dominic-mcg.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
A video from The Willows Academy Trust, showcasing the important people who make the magic happen…
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dominic-mcg @dominic-mcg.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Meanwhile in Leeds…
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dominic-mcg @dominic-mcg.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
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dominic-mcg @dominic-mcg.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Happy Valentine’s Day from me and Jean-Paul Sartre 🙂♥️
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dominic-mcg @dominic-mcg.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
@robinince.bsky.social hi, just listened to part 1 of your chat with Mark Steel. Your conversation about terrible sitcom episodes reminded me of this absolutely wonderful version of Don Quixote starring Bob Grant and Bernard Cribbins www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8PX...
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Don Quixote (1980) by Miguel de Cervantes, starring Bernard Cribbins
YouTube video by Mystical Magpie
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dominic-mcg @dominic-mcg.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Breaking news…
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dominic-mcg @dominic-mcg.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Watching 24 hours in A&E earlier. Why’s it called “spinal trauma” and not a “baccident”? 🤔
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dominic-mcg @dominic-mcg.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Why isn’t Burns Night sponsored by @sudocrem? I feel they have missed a trick there… ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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dominic-mcg @dominic-mcg.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Here’s the Beatles giving their OBEs to Donald Trump…
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dominic-mcg @dominic-mcg.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
New merch. Collect them all… 😉
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dominic-mcg @dominic-mcg.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Action figure. Comes with 5 inch heels, hi-viz jacket and the latest iPhone…
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dominic-mcg @dominic-mcg.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Feeling sorry for Maduro… I loved him on Saturday Night Live…
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dominic-mcg @dominic-mcg.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Happy New Year! My latest book is FREE on Amazon Kindle for 24 hours until 8am on the 2nd of January! www.amazon.co.uk/Hi-all-Thank...
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dominic-mcg @dominic-mcg.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
At the end of 2024 I posted that my SLT Newbie character was getting 800000 hits a month on FB. Now, at the end of 2025, she is getting an average of 9 million. Thanks so much if you follow her. If you’re not, don’t bother… it’s literally the same three jokes rewritten and reposted every day… 😉
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dominic-mcg @dominic-mcg.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Reading the “Die Hard” script and I’m beginning to think Hans Gruber isn’t a real German…
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dominic-mcg @dominic-mcg.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
RIP Brigitte Bardot
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dominic-mcg @dominic-mcg.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
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dominic-mcg @dominic-mcg.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Just found a partridge, a pear tree and two turtle doves in the wheelie bin with a note from Hermes… 🙄
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dominic-mcg @dominic-mcg.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Hamlet's popularity improved massively when he started selling sausages in the shape of the King's former jester. It was a meaty Yorick success. #IllGetMyCoat #poorjoke
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dominic-mcg @dominic-mcg.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
To thank you all for your support this year, my 4th book will be FREE to download on Amazon Kindle for 24 hours from 8am GMT tomorrow. www.amazon.co.uk/Hi-all-Thank...
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Amazon.co.uk
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dominic-mcg @dominic-mcg.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Another book that @herring1967.bsky.social made me buy has arrived! Thanks Rich and Bernie! 🙂
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dominic-mcg @dominic-mcg.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Bruce Willis Christmas films are only for the die hard fans… 🙄 #poorjoke
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