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Dom55 @dom55.bsky.social · 19h
Easy mistake to make. Reach for a couple of paracetamol and accidentally grab the paracistamol bottle. Next thing you know you're painting roundabouts and running for Reform.
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Dom55 @dom55.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Nirvanannie Lennox
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Dom55 @dom55.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Puppet Dog Says 'We're Just Normal Men' Meme
Alt: Puppet Dog Says 'We're Just Normal Men' Meme
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Dom55 @dom55.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
There was no loin cloth in that guy's dream.... like a mustang.
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Dom55 @dom55.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Not sure I'm ready to face charn yet.
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Dom55 @dom55.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yeah, I was traumatised by that clown for years after watching it in primary school.
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Dom55 @dom55.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Charn, the terrifying prick from Through the Dragon's Eye.  This guy was too much for 7yr old me to comprehend.
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Dom55 @dom55.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We got fun and games.
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Dom55 @dom55.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That's what they call it when he unloads in the gold toilet rather than his arse box. It hasn't happened in some time so it would be a boost to his followers and the nation.
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Dom55 @dom55.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The final scene is the gal gadot covid "imagine" video, played in full.
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Dom55 @dom55.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"The ricin I am producing leaked and killed a few ppl. Some day soon it may end humanity. Please, everyone, give me money to expand my ricin production operations". Why? "That is currently unclear, but when I have enough ricin i will ask it and surely it will know".
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Dom55 @dom55.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If this is reported as fact and not the horseshit that it is, then surely there should be some suggestion that they should maybe be stopped. It's like an apathetic report on Thanos as just some lad whose fancy stone collection is a little concerning.
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Dom55 @dom55.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Sans Intelligence
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Dom55 @dom55.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Enshithottification
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Dom55 @dom55.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If Anderson wasn't being reffed by basketball rules it would've been over 5. Impressive.
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Dom55 @dom55.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Liverpool 25/26.
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Dom55 @dom55.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Extremely disagreeable little fellow. He joined the right team.
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Dom55 @dom55.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'm in love with the shape of U (N Commission designated genocide).
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Dom55 @dom55.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I stand over my bed, which is covered in my shit: "I am not complicit in this".
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Dom55 @dom55.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"Nice!" "Sign me up!" "The cranial circumference of ......." "Sweet, I'll be there" "Elon Musk, legendary inventor of electric cars, space travel and the sickest memes ......."
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Dom55 @dom55.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Encouragingly unanimous response. Finally the fan base has been united!
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Dom55 @dom55.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Djimon Hounsou Says 'But Not Yet'
Alt: Djimon Hounsou Says 'But Not Yet'
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Dom55 @dom55.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
An almighty turd plops into a toilet bowl overflowing with turds.
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Dom55 @dom55.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Saliba jr.
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Dom55 @dom55.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
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Mikel Merino Celebrates Goal for Arsenal
Alt: Mikel Merino Celebrates Goal for Arsenal
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Dom55 @dom55.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Gutenly morgen. Two big questions at the minute: 1. After Salmon's display in cb today is Saliba now surplus to requirements when fit? 2. Can the poor performances, and results, be solely explained by Arteta deciding to wear white trousers followed by a white polo shirt this week?
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Dom55 @dom55.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Just a great man. A great man, doing great things for his culture and for the world.
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Dom55 @dom55.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Refund info.  Automatic unless you're an appler
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Dom55 @dom55.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
He just recently found out that "dumb" ends with "b". It will be a while before he's on words like perimeter and parameter.
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Dom55 @dom55.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Hire managers who don't want to manage you + sign players who don't want to play for you + massively overpay both = success?!
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jessamyn @librarian.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I work at a public library. People who want to use AI seem to have no trouble doing so. People who don't want to use AI have a harder time. I crowdsourced and then finalized this document "How to disable or avoid intrusive AI" and then gave it a short URL: notoai.org Please pass along if it's useful
An aircraft passenger oxygen mask: a drop down passenger mask with air bag and yellow plastic mouth and nose cover, oxygen tube has been cut; Demonstration model used by flight attendant crew for passenger instruction. Has text on the side indicating that it's non-functional.
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Dom55 @dom55.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
youtu.be/fLmiCaUmSRw?... I first encountered them on an Irish chat show back in the day. I've regularly viewed this version over the years.
youtu.be
Falling Slowly - Glen Hansard & Markéta Irglová, 2008
YouTube video by CR's Video Vaults
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Dom55 @dom55.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Piloted by the Chuckle Brothers
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Dom55 @dom55.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Can't one simply ask a rhetorical question on the Internet these days?
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Dom55 @dom55.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
These players are tall lads. The turd is 6ft 3 and he was shorter than almost all of them. Not much taller than messi.
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Dom55 @dom55.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
If big Mik Merino could start games, Fontaine's record would be under threat.
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Dom55 @dom55.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
The Edge would've saved that one, never mind Bono
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Dom55 @dom55.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
If Lionel could take pens, Fontaine's record would be under threat.
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Dom55 @dom55.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
You can take the man out of spurs, but you can't take the spursy out of the man.
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Dom55 @dom55.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Arteta ahead of the curve as per. Set piece fc/own goal - the way to glory.
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Dom55 @dom55.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Portugal will score when they bring on Ronaldo. Oh wait...
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Dom55 @dom55.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Yeah, var shouldn't have got involved. It was just an unfortunate incident that looked bad in slowmo. The first 3 views the ref gets on the screen should be of the play at full speed. When he walks over to a still of a guy's ankle bent at 90 degrees it has to influence the decision.
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Dom55 @dom55.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
That one is on var. There was no need to make him watch it, and when they start with 20 slowmos of a stamp on the ankle he's always likely to give it. Some dodgy varing making the difference tonight. It's generally been used well in the tournament, couldn't last forever!
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Dom55 @dom55.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Breaking: Tottenham agree 125m + 25m add ons for kepa arrizabalaga. Adds depth at gk with Vicario set to leave.
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Dom55 @dom55.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Hincapie. Sent off for covering his mouth, celebrated for uncovering his ass. Game's gone woke!
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Dom55 @dom55.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Berta better be speaking to him at half time.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
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Dom55 @dom55.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Feels like a gnabry time to sell. He's still so young that another year with a few early season games (cups, resting world cup players) then a loan (or not, if he does very well) makes more sense. Unless cash money is needed this summer.
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Dom55 @dom55.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Yallah Morocco! Terrible/great shoot out. Deserved to win in the end.
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Dom55 @dom55.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Fraud. Tho if xg was calculated based on the individual's past performance his 3rd goal alone would be about 0.8. It's basically his version of a tap in.
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