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dolli*knitrix

@dolliknitrix.bsky.social
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Official Ideas Gal™ 👾 Doyenne of Trash Pop Culture™📼 Fashion Dolls + knitting = dolli*knitrix 'Over 30 hours of obscure references' (unceremoniously stolen from RJ City) 🎤 Once scored 69.5/75 on an 80s pop music quiz 🎶 C̶u̶r̶r̶e̶n̶t̶l̶y̶ a̶t̶ 2̶5̶%̶ D̶a̶n̶h̶a̶u̶s̶e̶n̶ s̶k̶e̶e̶t̶s̶ 🦷

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dolli*knitrix @dolliknitrix.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
The Brawling Birds cutting a promo at All In #aewAllin 🤼 (sound on 🔊 )
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dolli*knitrix @dolliknitrix.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I totally forgot about this drop until I got my calendar notif on my phone. I was walking home so had to do battle with the Mattel Creations CAPTCHA on my phone data 😭 Was stuck in checkout hell for about 3 or 4 minutes, but it went through! #dollsky #monsterhigh
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dolli*knitrix @dolliknitrix.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Someone on IG made a post about supporting local bands, but I changed it to fit indie wrestling 😜 🤼
Support indie wrestling. Go to their shows. Tell them they suck to their face. Unplug the ring announcer's microphone cable. Demand free merch after. Get drunk AF in the parking lot. Fight their promoter. SUPPORT. LOCAL. INDIE. WRESTLING.
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dolli*knitrix @dolliknitrix.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
When your fave indie wrestler starts posting clips/photos of his old matches with "time to bring this back" style captions, after being AWOL for a few months...😍
A panel from an old horror comic. It shows a man watching a stunt show at a circus, with him saying "This is what I've been waiting to see!"
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dolli*knitrix @dolliknitrix.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
UK PEEPS! The Mirror Mi dolls are available to preorder on Smyths Toys, and we even get Suki and Shai! #dollsky www.smythstoys.com/uk/en-gb/bra...
Mirror Mi dolls available for preorder.
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dolli*knitrix @dolliknitrix.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I've just knocked over a full glass of iced water and totally forgot my @rjcity.bsky.social 8x10 was still down the side of the sofa, waiting to be displayed. Sadly it got caught in the splash zone so now it has a water damage tide mark slowly seeping it's way upwards. Sorry RJ 😄
A signed 8x10 of RJ City, now showing signs of water damage as I split a whole glass of water over it.
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dolli*knitrix @dolliknitrix.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
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dolli*knitrix @dolliknitrix.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Can't wait to get vaporised by Martians 🥰
Poster for the stage production of Jeff Wayne's musical version of 'The War of the Worlds'.
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dolli*knitrix @dolliknitrix.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I don't watch it at all! (This joke's infinitely funnier if you know what my real name is. Go on, take a wild guess😉) 🤼
A photo of former wrestler Layla, with the caption "Layla admits she does not watch WWE every week)".
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dolli*knitrix @dolliknitrix.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I love that Darby Allin's IG stories are just him showing yet another way of trying to cheat death 😂🤼
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dolli*knitrix @dolliknitrix.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Those ring ropes after the FTR vs C&C match #AEWDoN
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dolli*knitrix @dolliknitrix.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Well, I thought they were chocolate covered, but turns out it's yogurt flavoured 😄 Still nice though.
M&S Food sweet and salty pretzel fudge mini bites.
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dolli*knitrix @dolliknitrix.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Well, well, well...look at this weird timing 😄 #dollsky #monsterhigh
A screenshot of an Instagram post from the official Monster High account, teasing a 'Killer Klowns from Outer Space' Skullector doll.
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dolli*knitrix @dolliknitrix.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Once again, I'm urging wrestling fans to engage their critical thinking skills whenever any reports or rumours appear, instead of going into an immediate meltdown
CRAAP test: Currency, Relevance, Authority, Accuracy, Purpose.
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dolli*knitrix @dolliknitrix.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Advertise your account using one (1) Simpsons image 🤼
Two wrestlers squaring off to each other, with the announcer in the middle saying "one man will be unmasked and killed in the ring".
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dolli*knitrix @dolliknitrix.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Logging onto #Wrestlesky today...
Scene from The Simpsons with Mark Hamill at the sci-fi convention. The Mayor is saying "oh god, can't this place go one day without a riot?"
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dolli*knitrix @dolliknitrix.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Big box o' @danhausen.bsky.social swaghausen recently landed on my doorstep 📦 Rug (yes, a rug 😛), bomber jacket, purse/handbag, and one of the t-shirts by Middle of Beyond. Skateboard and other t-shirt by Terror of Planet X. Silly li'l novelty ice cream ornament thing by Bulletproof Studios. 🤼
Various pre-WWE Danhausen merch that recently landed on my doorstep. Includes a rug, jacket, skateboard, two t-shirts, a purse/handbag, and a novelty ice cream decoration.
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dolli*knitrix @dolliknitrix.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Krusty the Clown from The Simpsons doing a casting sheet, showing his range. Krusty the Clown from The Simpsons doing a casting sheet, showing his rangeKrusty the Clown from The Simpsons doing a casting sheet, showing his rangeKrusty the Clown from The Simpsons doing a casting sheet, showing his range
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dolli*knitrix @dolliknitrix.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Today has left me dolly-rich but cash-poor 😄 Paid my invoice for my IT 'She Who Awakens' and 'She Who Takes', then this afternoon snagged an Atomic Labs 'She Devil' Bettie Page. Who needs to eat when I have beautiful trinkets to admire? #dollsky
Integrity Toys 'She Who Awakens' fashion doll. Integrity Toys 'She Who Takes' fashion doll. Atomic Labs 'She Devil' Bettie Page fashion doll.
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dolli*knitrix @dolliknitrix.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I legit made the same joke over on twitter when he signed 😂
A screenshot of a Twitter post with the caption 'PW Tees after the final Danhausen run...'. A scene from the Simpsons with a sign saying 'out of business'.
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dolli*knitrix @dolliknitrix.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Visited Twitter to see reactions to Wrestlemania and I've yet to see any tweets from fans enjoying the show. I don't even know what happened in any of the matches, it's all complaints! 😭 Compared to fan reactions to AEW PPVs it's crazy. Why are you watching/paying for a show you're not enjoying? 🤯🤼
A frame from a comic strip of two women shouting "Everything is fine!" and "nobody is happy!"
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dolli*knitrix @dolliknitrix.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Me, reading this list of names
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dolli*knitrix @dolliknitrix.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
I'm not hating on the MH Skeletor like a huge chunk of the fanbase is, BUT there's way too much basic plastic for $70 😕 It's a shame cos I really like the gaudy colours #dollsky
Monster High Skullector Skeletor dollMonster High Skullector Skeletor doll
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dolli*knitrix @dolliknitrix.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
I'm a day late and a dollar short, but I see @rjcity.bsky.social was channelling Roger Moore's safari suit look on #AEWRevolution zero hour 😄
Roger Moore wearing a stone-grey coloured safari suit, in a promo photo from 'Live and Let Die'.
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dolli*knitrix @dolliknitrix.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
I'd forgotten how young the WWE fandom skews, so I was unprepared for the sudden influx of cringe and borderline creepy wrestler-related posts that have infiltrated my Twitter TL 😑🤼
An edited screenshot of a Twitter post that says "the fact that I'm at risk of seeing a 14 year old's fanfic at any point during my day is a human rights violation".
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dolli*knitrix @dolliknitrix.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
"OVW takes the health and well-being of all our performers extremely seriously..." No you don't. Your lack of action says otherwise. "...as a company we are all distraught to see an injury to one of our own." Are you sure, 'cos Al Snow is currently making Waffle House jokes Fuckass non-apology 🤼
A piss-poor 'apology' from OVW about the awful incident involving one of their referees having a seizure in the ring. None of the wrestlers or promoters stopped the match, and one wrestler even kicked the ref out of the ring mid-seizure so they could hit their spot.
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dolli*knitrix @dolliknitrix.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Most of his indie matches are uploaded by the various promotions. He teamed with Maki as MakiHausen with F1rst Wrestling, but they've not uploaded the match. He also tagged against her and Nick Gage at GCW/Joey Janela's Spring Break
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dolli*knitrix @dolliknitrix.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Website is cursed! 😄 You gotta type the magic word 'fanhausen' and his merch will appear 🪄
WWEShop showing merch results for Danhausen but only if you search for 'fanhausen'.
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dolli*knitrix @dolliknitrix.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Marty McFly moves to New Zealand and becomes a nihilistic, broken psychic investigator. One of those films that people forget exists, despite a great cast of Michael J. Fox, John Astin, & Jeffrey Combs, Zemeckis as producer, Sonic Youth soundtrack, Rick Baker makeup, and direction by Peter Jackson 🎥
Various stills from the film, 'The Frighteners'.
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dolli*knitrix @dolliknitrix.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Not only did he debut on a PLE, he kept his name and is rumoured to be on Raw this Monday 😂🤼
A scene from The Simpsons. The caption had been changed to say "enjoy your speed championship, ladies!"
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dolli*knitrix @dolliknitrix.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Don't understand why more people don't dress as Patricia Bradley for halloween
Dee Wallace as Patricia Bradley from The Frighteners.
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dolli*knitrix @dolliknitrix.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Every time I see the Brawling Birds do a promo, it just reminds me of this "It's about a hard-drinking yet loving family of soccer hooligans. If they're not having a go with a bird, they're having a row with a wanker!" 😄🤼
A scene from The Simpsons of British sitcom 'Do Shut Up'. The caption reads "you gave me a smash on the noggin last year!" as the two main characters fight.
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dolli*knitrix @dolliknitrix.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
OK, I was finally able to track down a jar of this hazelnut milk spread from my local Lidl and OMG it *does* taste exactly like Kinder Bueno 😋💓
The addictive hazelnut milk spread from Lidl. It's a jar of spread with images of hazelnuts on the label.
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dolli*knitrix @dolliknitrix.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
I barely log into FB, so on the rare occasions that I do it's funny to see what it throws up in my 'memories'. I'm glad to see my disdain for The Miz hasn't wavered in 8 years 😂🤼
A Facebook post from 2018: "whenever I see The Miz with the IC belt..."we are the adequate, forgettable, occasionally regrettable caretaker champions of the WWE!" *sad trombone*".
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dolli*knitrix @dolliknitrix.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Also, this popped up on my IG earlier this week. The algorithm was algorithm-ing 🙃
A post on Instagram stating that Danhausen is rumoured to debut at Elimination Chamber after they both followed each other on Instagram, with neither allegedly following each other before.
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dolli*knitrix @dolliknitrix.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Danhausen misspelt as 'Danhuasen' on an indie match in 2024.
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dolli*knitrix @dolliknitrix.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
The scene from the Simpsons episode of 'The Itchy and Scratchy and Poochie Show' (season 8 episode 14, fact fans) where the nerds are asking inane and picky questions about the show at the meet and greet.
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dolli*knitrix @dolliknitrix.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Why is the default always FTR vs Bucks? There's a roster full of tag teams and yet we've got Bucks vs FTR....AGAIN! 🙄🤼
Homer and Lisa Simpson sitting on a sofa. The caption says "No, Tony, everyone's sick of that match-up"
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dolli*knitrix @dolliknitrix.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
I've just seen who won the rumble...🤼
Lisa Simpson saying "poor predictable Hunter, always takes Reigns". A screenshot of Bart Simpson, with a badly photoshopped photo of Triple H overlapping him. He's saying "Good old Roman, nothing beats that!"
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dolli*knitrix @dolliknitrix.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
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dolli*knitrix @dolliknitrix.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Charles Mason has some new merch and I'm kinda digging it 😄 Great artwork by @kaybebop.bsky.social too! Grab your shirts, stickers, and Valentine's cards at rootofallevil.bigcartel.com 🤼
New merchandise from indie wrestler Charles Mason. They are in the style of old cutesy Valentine's day cards. One says "I'm crazy about you" and has a drawing of Mason in a straight jacket. Another has "be mine", with Mason dragging a bloody body bag. The last one says "dying to be your valentine", with a drawing of Mason with a bloody knife.
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dolli*knitrix @dolliknitrix.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Homer Simpson in disguise, being asked what his real name is after giving a false name. He replies 'Lance Uppercut'.
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dolli*knitrix @dolliknitrix.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Lemon Pig ('25) is dead. Long live Lemon Pig ('26)! 🍋🐖 #lemonpig
On the left is last year's lemon pig, looking all old and dried out. On the right is this year's lemon pig, who's a bit wonky and front-heavy.
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dolli*knitrix @dolliknitrix.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
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dolli*knitrix @dolliknitrix.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Screenshot of Big Damo tweet, except it's been edited to say "Some wrestling fans are just fucking stupid I don't know what to tell you".
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dolli*knitrix @dolliknitrix.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
How many 'That's a wrap' Hey! (EW) t-shirts does @rjcity.bsky.social have to bulk buy (and store in his garage with the Hey! (EW) mugs) before he gets onto the top sellers list? 🤔
Top 3 Pro Wrestling Tees sellers of 2025: 1) Hangman Adam Page 2) Timeless Toni Storm 3) Kenny Omega. Number 13 is Danhausen, despite not being on TV for 2 years.
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dolli*knitrix @dolliknitrix.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Hold up, they did the Newlyweds Game?! Nice to see @rjcity.bsky.social s̶t̶e̶a̶l̶i̶n̶g̶ appreciating my ideas 😜
A screenshot of my tweet from 1 July 2025 which says "OK, now I wanna see an AEW version of The Newlyweds Game (aka 'Mr & Mrs' for the Brits and the Canucks). Whaddya say RJ City? Do you want to host yet another show?"
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dolli*knitrix @dolliknitrix.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Thanks ITV, for this utterly unsurprising insight into what I've watched all year 😄 ITVX is pretty much the AEW player for me 🤼
A screenshot from my ITVX Rewind (yearly recap), which says my most-watched show of 2025 was AEW Dynamite.
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dolli*knitrix @dolliknitrix.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Here's the li'l Christmas tree, sat on my dining table. The tree topper was a vintage one I bought, but the lights were broken. So I replaced them with flashing LEDs and now it looks like a rave! 🎄
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dolli*knitrix @dolliknitrix.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
This year's decs are up and after 10 years I've got a new tree! 🥳 Gone for a retro silver this time (to go with my black and white ones in storage 😄). Can also see a cameo of my @glennarthurart.bsky.social print on the wall 🍨 #christmas
A silver Christmas tree, lit up with white lights. It's in front of a window at night. White, house paintings are on the window panes and flashing fairy lights surround the window. A six foot silver Christmas tree, with white fairy lights and lots of colourful, shiny baubles in pinks, blues, greens, golds, and silver. A gold shiny star tree topper finishes it off.
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