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SpaceAge Polymer

@dollarsteak.bsky.social

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I miss the honky tonks Dairy Queens and 7-Elevens

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SpaceAge Polymer @dollarsteak.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Interviewer: “Do you have any questions for us?” Me: “Yeah. How did Charlie Tuna wear glasses underwater?”

Charlie Tuna

SpaceAge Polymer @dollarsteak.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

404 muskrat love

SpaceAge Polymer @dollarsteak.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Senator Foghorn Dipshit is our current day “Beaver and Buffcoat” moment. Louisiana, WTF?

Senator Foghorn Dipshit

SpaceAge Polymer @dollarsteak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Telling my kid that’s Dr. Phil in the middle.

Picture of Nirvana

SpaceAge Polymer @dollarsteak.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

1975 Frigidaire Poppy Red. I wanna bake some frozen pizzas in this stove…

1975 Frigidaire Poppy Red appliances

SpaceAge Polymer @dollarsteak.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I know we’ve had a recent heat wave, but dang…

Photo of melted shopping cart

SpaceAge Polymer @dollarsteak.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Oh, ooopsie. Our bad…

AI CEO says “whoa, Nellie”

SpaceAge Polymer @dollarsteak.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I gotcha. But when we’re not paying him to play golf, he’s hard at work on…oh wait…

Sleepy Don the con

SpaceAge Polymer @dollarsteak.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

These two…

Philip Seymour Hoffman and Paul Giamatti.

SpaceAge Polymer @dollarsteak.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

The dream of a dolphin mailbox is alive and well…

Mailbox post in the shape of a dolphin.

SpaceAge Polymer @dollarsteak.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Elbows up…

Picture of Canadian Flag. Shown in support of our friends and neighbors up north.

SpaceAge Polymer @dollarsteak.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

This guy..

SpaceAge Polymer @dollarsteak.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Damn. Now Jaye P. Morgan has passed. Enough already!

Jaye P. Morgan from the Gong Show

SpaceAge Polymer @dollarsteak.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

This is always a fave…

Don’t read to me magat flag

SpaceAge Polymer @dollarsteak.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Franciscan Silver Pine with icy negative space.

Franciscan Silver Pine with icy negative space.

SpaceAge Polymer @dollarsteak.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Metlox Luau. Atomic Retro Tiki.

Metlox Luau plate. Atomic Retro Tiki.

SpaceAge Polymer @dollarsteak.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Me too..

Norms on LaCienega

SpaceAge Polymer @dollarsteak.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Franciscan Starburst and why is it perfection in every way?

Vintage starburst plate

SpaceAge Polymer @dollarsteak.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Here, I fixed it…

Elon’s favorite pencil sketch of himself.

SpaceAge Polymer @dollarsteak.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Who did you want to grow up to be when you were little?

Steve Martin playing banjo with an arrow through his head.

SpaceAge Polymer @dollarsteak.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Really, people? We’re still doing this? Tomorrow’s ocean today:

Photo of several pallets stacked with bottled water. Tons of plastic that will not get recycled.

SpaceAge Polymer @dollarsteak.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

These the ones, by chance? Omg, these are 🔥🔥🔥

SpaceAge Polymer @dollarsteak.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Sail on, Vincent Pastore. Ya done good. RIP

Photo of Vincent Pastore

SpaceAge Polymer @dollarsteak.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

First image in your camera roll that makes you laugh out loud.

Man speaks truth in crowd meme. Says, “I like big butts.”

SpaceAge Polymer @dollarsteak.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

JFC self-help app marketing algorithm, yes you see me. My feed is now AI panda bears with low self esteem? Where’s my credit card? Gotta see how this cartoon ends…

AI panda bear with low self esteem

AI panda bear with low self esteem

SpaceAge Polymer @dollarsteak.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Missouri uses letters instead of numbers for their highways. I love it and I hate it.

Missouri highway signs use letters instead of numbers. This is the connection of F and U.

SpaceAge Polymer @dollarsteak.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

vitamin fortified

Ancient box of hostess ding dongs

SpaceAge Polymer @dollarsteak.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Metaphor of the ages…

Wienermobile stuck in a tunnel.

SpaceAge Polymer @dollarsteak.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Nope

Cartoon of middle age dude in glasses holding coffee.

SpaceAge Polymer @dollarsteak.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

I smell like a weird uncle everyone ignores during the holidays…

Photo of letric shave, skin bracer, and other old skool fragrances

Photo of aqua velva and other old skool fragrances

SpaceAge Polymer @dollarsteak.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Caveman love internet. Or ate the lettuce.

Commenter misspells a word, receives criticism, plays victim, misspells another word that’s improperly used. You just had to be there.

SpaceAge Polymer @dollarsteak.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

SpaceAge Polymer @dollarsteak.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

It’s therapeutic to read all the heartfelt Dave Kendall tributes. His version of 120 Minutes (1986-1992) was so life changing for me. Such a fun – even optimistic – time. RIP, Dave.

SpaceAge Polymer @dollarsteak.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

nope

SpaceAge Polymer @dollarsteak.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

No lies detected.

Elon really is a parasite.

SpaceAge Polymer @dollarsteak.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Forgot all about this scolding I received on here. Narrator: He in fact did not go into rest mode.

The day I got scolded. Never fit in their skirkle anyway.

SpaceAge Polymer @dollarsteak.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Copenhagen — Freetown Christiania

SpaceAge Polymer @dollarsteak.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Anyone else see this Kentucky church gun video going around? What in the actual name of the fuck are these people thinking.

Crackpot murikkka

SpaceAge Polymer @dollarsteak.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Dean Can’t …own the libs…

I’ve seen more clowns fit in a Volkswagen

SpaceAge Polymer @dollarsteak.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Another sketchy bot account…

No posts or replies. But tons of followers. Uh huh.

SpaceAge Polymer @dollarsteak.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

skeet product

Generic upc code

SpaceAge Polymer @dollarsteak.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

This mental heavyweight said it on her podcast…

SpaceAge Polymer @dollarsteak.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

SpaceAge Polymer @dollarsteak.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

SpaceAge Polymer @dollarsteak.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Name a TV show you're positive no one remembers but you.

Tenspeed and Brown Shoe

SpaceAge Polymer @dollarsteak.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

No Robosaurus yesterday?

Robosaurus the fire-breathing, car-eating truck pull attraction.

SpaceAge Polymer @dollarsteak.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Always wondered what happened to Nelson.

SpaceAge Polymer @dollarsteak.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

SpaceAge Polymer @dollarsteak.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Reminds me of Sweetarts or Smarties candy… @brunettewreck.bsky.social

SpaceAge Polymer @dollarsteak.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

No lies detected…

Bus sign explaining yet another reason to hate Elon