todd bonzalez @doink.bsky.social · 14/03/2026the type of thing that makes you wonder how many guys in that locker room are quietly ordering 23andme kits ahead of the next WBC. rancid vibes 1312
todd bonzalez @doink.bsky.social · 24/10/2025coming to bluesky in solicitation of more birthday wishes. thank you for your time 11391
Reposted by todd bonzalezemily pathetic 🫀 🪚 @incision.site · 14/03/2025Some podcast host asking Twins catcher Ryan Jeffers about Trevor Bauer and he fucking cooked I fear. "Did you tell your son what he's accused of?" 👑 1460191
todd bonzalez @doink.bsky.social · 14/02/2025paying a visit to the sky to say happy valentine’s day 1781
todd bonzalez @doink.bsky.social · 09/01/2025guy next to us at the knicks game is doing this about the Nova Knicks lore 1300
todd bonzalez @doink.bsky.social · 05/12/2024heard about snackwraps coming back in 2025 this recession is about to be SWEEEEET 0180
todd bonzalez @doink.bsky.social · 02/12/2024thinking about juan soto denting the green monster for 81 days every summer until the sun explodes 2331
todd bonzalez @doink.bsky.social · 28/11/2024why are people inviting me to blackout wednesday. i am twenty nine years old. i am drinking a martini on the couch and watching National Treasure 6781
todd bonzalez @doink.bsky.social · 24/11/2024Tua Tagovailoa today: 29/40 317 Yards 4-0 TD/INT 9-0 against the Patriots 3411
todd bonzalez @doink.bsky.social · 24/11/2024i cannot stop laughing at how terribly reductive that original post is 4560
todd bonzalez @doink.bsky.social · 19/11/2024the sixers are an absolute disaster so allow me to say: hahahaahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahhahahahahaaaaaa 3722
todd bonzalez @doink.bsky.social · 19/11/2024how does a gold glove winner finish sixth in any serious contest lmao 6400
todd bonzalez @doink.bsky.social · 17/11/2024making a chicken pot pie for the first time since i almost cut my finger off making one last year 2580
todd bonzalez @doink.bsky.social · 16/11/2024holy SHIT hahahahhah the twist in Conclave is truly and completely unpredictable 5360
todd bonzalez @doink.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Conan O’Brien hosting the Oscars. it’s morning in america. 730011
todd bonzalez @doink.bsky.social · 15/11/2024obsessed with this british girl on tiktok who just accidentally started a feudal war in her ant farm 4480
Reposted by todd bonzalezThe Mick Man @coleymick.bsky.social · 14/11/2024This is largely how I feel thinking about Juan Soto right nowmedia.tenor.coma cartoon of coyote painting a tunnel with looney tunes on the bottomALT: a cartoon of coyote painting a tunnel with looney tunes on the bottom 5965
todd bonzalez @doink.bsky.social · 13/11/2024i’m doing so much nothing at work today you wouldn’t believe it 315810
todd bonzalez @doink.bsky.social · 06/11/2024might actually have to start using this thing huh 141883
todd bonzalez @doink.bsky.social · 23/05/2024i look forward to joining my first group dm on here when they roll that feature out in 6-8 months 2234
todd bonzalez @doink.bsky.social · 27/12/2023>open bluesky >post ass >close app for 2 months >repeat 11083
todd bonzalez @doink.bsky.social · 17/10/2023EVERYONES MAKING ME REALLY ANGRY TODAY SO IM USING THIS SKEET TO SCREAM ABOUT IT AAAAAHHHHHHGHSHSHDHGGHHGGHHHHHHJHGGHSH 0180
todd bonzalez @doink.bsky.social · 04/10/2023got to meet someone who means so very much to me today and it rocked 4590
todd bonzalez @doink.bsky.social · 29/09/2023everyone keeps texting me in a panic to ask if i’m safe from all the flooding in nyc so i’m just responding dramatically about how wet my socks are 3230
todd bonzalez @doink.bsky.social · 25/09/2023they should make a SAW movie where the main character has to poop while on their period 0110
todd bonzalez @doink.bsky.social · 13/09/2023one thing about the dog park is there’s always gonna be a pug that’s fighting for it’s life to breathe regularly there 1190
todd bonzalez @doink.bsky.social · 13/09/2023i need the romcom so badly you don’t even understand 0261
todd bonzalez @doink.bsky.social · 12/09/2023happy 1 million users day to bluesky i’m sorry for continuing to forget to open this app 2310
todd bonzalez @doink.bsky.social · 11/09/20239/11 is all about picking one of your buddies in the group chat to pick on all day by saying they “did it” 0171
todd bonzalez @doink.bsky.social · 29/08/2023⚠️ reminder that this user is adorable and has great tits 0600
todd bonzalez @doink.bsky.social · 24/08/2023i have something very cringe to say: making fun of ben verlander for being sad that shohei is hurt is bozo shit 6230
todd bonzalez @doink.bsky.social · 22/08/2023Your Downstairs Neighbor’s Polycule And It’s Consequences 2180
todd bonzalez @doink.bsky.social · 17/08/2023every day is a fight between me and not getting a breakfast burrito and every day i lose that fight 1150
todd bonzalez @doink.bsky.social · 10/08/2023man it’s a good thing i’m wifed up because i have ZERO rizz 1240
todd bonzalez @doink.bsky.social · 08/08/2023just saw someone kill a spotted lantern fly and then point at its smushed carcass and say “try THAT in a small town” and i can’t stop laughing 328945
todd bonzalez @doink.bsky.social · 02/08/2023i’m more excited about leaving work early to make a large batch of chicken cutlets than i have been about anything all week 1200
todd bonzalez @doink.bsky.social · 01/08/2023i might be a sucker for this but one of my biggest pet peeves is people acting like athletes aren’t human beings 3330