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todd bonzalez

@doink.bsky.social
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todd bonzalez @doink.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
the type of thing that makes you wonder how many guys in that locker room are quietly ordering 23andme kits ahead of the next WBC. rancid vibes
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todd bonzalez @doink.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
coming to bluesky in solicitation of more birthday wishes. thank you for your time
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emily pathetic 🫀 🪚 @incision.site · 14/03/2025
Some podcast host asking Twins catcher Ryan Jeffers about Trevor Bauer and he fucking cooked I fear. "Did you tell your son what he's accused of?" 👑
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todd bonzalez @doink.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
paying a visit to the sky to say happy valentine’s day
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todd bonzalez @doink.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
guy next to us at the knicks game is doing this about the Nova Knicks lore
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todd bonzalez @doink.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
juan soto :) met :)
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todd bonzalez @doink.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
he’s so good at this
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todd bonzalez @doink.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
heard about snackwraps coming back in 2025 this recession is about to be SWEEEEET
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todd bonzalez @doink.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
thinking about juan soto denting the green monster for 81 days every summer until the sun explodes
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todd bonzalez @doink.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
why are people inviting me to blackout wednesday. i am twenty nine years old. i am drinking a martini on the couch and watching National Treasure
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todd bonzalez @doink.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Tua Tagovailoa today: 29/40 317 Yards 4-0 TD/INT 9-0 against the Patriots
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todd bonzalez @doink.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
i cannot stop laughing at how terribly reductive that original post is
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todd bonzalez @doink.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
A Real Pain was beautiful and i am so ☹️☹️☹️☹️
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todd bonzalez @doink.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
the sixers are an absolute disaster so allow me to say: hahahaahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahhahahahahaaaaaa
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todd bonzalez @doink.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
how does a gold glove winner finish sixth in any serious contest lmao
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todd bonzalez @doink.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
this team
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todd bonzalez @doink.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
making a chicken pot pie for the first time since i almost cut my finger off making one last year
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todd bonzalez @doink.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
holy SHIT hahahahhah the twist in Conclave is truly and completely unpredictable
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todd bonzalez @doink.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
well that ended swiftly
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todd bonzalez @doink.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Conan O’Brien hosting the Oscars. it’s morning in america.
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todd bonzalez @doink.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
obsessed with this british girl on tiktok who just accidentally started a feudal war in her ant farm
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The Mick Man @coleymick.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
This is largely how I feel thinking about Juan Soto right now
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a cartoon of coyote painting a tunnel with looney tunes on the bottom
ALT: a cartoon of coyote painting a tunnel with looney tunes on the bottom
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todd bonzalez @doink.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
getting my hopes up for no reason >>>>
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todd bonzalez @doink.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
i’m doing so much nothing at work today you wouldn’t believe it
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todd bonzalez @doink.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
might actually have to start using this thing huh
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todd bonzalez @doink.bsky.social · 23/05/2024
i look forward to joining my first group dm on here when they roll that feature out in 6-8 months
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todd bonzalez @doink.bsky.social · 06/02/2024
for sale, invite codes never used
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todd bonzalez @doink.bsky.social · 27/12/2023
>open bluesky >post ass >close app for 2 months >repeat
my butt in a pool on a sunny day :)
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todd bonzalez @doink.bsky.social · 17/10/2023
EVERYONES MAKING ME REALLY ANGRY TODAY SO IM USING THIS SKEET TO SCREAM ABOUT IT AAAAAHHHHHHGHSHSHDHGGHHGGHHHHHHJHGGHSH
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todd bonzalez @doink.bsky.social · 16/10/2023
babe wake up framber valdez is pissing down his leg
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todd bonzalez @doink.bsky.social · 04/10/2023
got to meet someone who means so very much to me today and it rocked
francisco lindor wearing the cutest little color coordinated green outfit and me, a gremlin who is freaking out on the inside
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todd bonzalez @doink.bsky.social · 30/09/2023
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todd bonzalez @doink.bsky.social · 30/09/2023
everyone on earth is getting married today
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todd bonzalez @doink.bsky.social · 29/09/2023
everyone keeps texting me in a panic to ask if i’m safe from all the flooding in nyc so i’m just responding dramatically about how wet my socks are
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todd bonzalez @doink.bsky.social · 25/09/2023
they should make a SAW movie where the main character has to poop while on their period
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todd bonzalez @doink.bsky.social · 13/09/2023
one thing about the dog park is there’s always gonna be a pug that’s fighting for it’s life to breathe regularly there
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todd bonzalez @doink.bsky.social · 13/09/2023
i need the romcom so badly you don’t even understand
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todd bonzalez @doink.bsky.social · 12/09/2023
happy 1 million users day to bluesky i’m sorry for continuing to forget to open this app
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todd bonzalez @doink.bsky.social · 11/09/2023
9/11 is all about picking one of your buddies in the group chat to pick on all day by saying they “did it”
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todd bonzalez @doink.bsky.social · 29/08/2023
⚠️ reminder that this user is adorable and has great tits
me standing in front of an open car door in a parking lot, wearing a multicolored bikini top, blue sunglasses, and a black knicks hat
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todd bonzalez @doink.bsky.social · 24/08/2023
i have something very cringe to say: making fun of ben verlander for being sad that shohei is hurt is bozo shit
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todd bonzalez @doink.bsky.social · 22/08/2023
Your Downstairs Neighbor’s Polycule And It’s Consequences
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todd bonzalez @doink.bsky.social · 17/08/2023
every day is a fight between me and not getting a breakfast burrito and every day i lose that fight
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todd bonzalez @doink.bsky.social · 10/08/2023
man it’s a good thing i’m wifed up because i have ZERO rizz
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todd bonzalez @doink.bsky.social · 09/08/2023
every day is just
me sending a text that says i’m gonna order a sandwich so i don’t kill myself 👍
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todd bonzalez @doink.bsky.social · 08/08/2023
just saw someone kill a spotted lantern fly and then point at its smushed carcass and say “try THAT in a small town” and i can’t stop laughing
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todd bonzalez @doink.bsky.social · 08/08/2023
good morning sluts and slut respecters
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todd bonzalez @doink.bsky.social · 04/08/2023
i’m sorry but i am NEVER leaving the other place
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todd bonzalez @doink.bsky.social · 02/08/2023
i’m more excited about leaving work early to make a large batch of chicken cutlets than i have been about anything all week
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todd bonzalez @doink.bsky.social · 01/08/2023
i might be a sucker for this but one of my biggest pet peeves is people acting like athletes aren’t human beings
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