Restless @doingourworst.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Yo, blue states, why the fuck are you doing this? 000
Restless @doingourworst.bsky.social · 02/12/2024Free my boy he only crime was playin’ too hard 😔🙏🙏 001
Restless @doingourworst.bsky.social · 29/11/2024Was day-drinking and watching the Thanksgiving day Dog Show when suddenly I woke up after a five minute nap and Steve Kornacki was analyzing dog data wtf is going on 020
Restless @doingourworst.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Fare-evasion isn’t “sticking it to the man”, it’s just a shortcut to making the transit agency you rely on even poorer and causing them to hike rates even further 020
Restless @doingourworst.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Anti-Thanksgiving rhetoric is just edgy pseudoacademic bullshit and I can bet Americans will exclusively celebrate this holiday with its true purposes in mind: - Drunkenly screaming at the dog show - Having our flights delayed at O’Hare for 12 hours - Choking down cold turkey for the next two weeks 000
Restless @doingourworst.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Who’s ready to receive their government-provided RFK tiger penis supplement to fight the bird flu?? 😍 010
Restless @doingourworst.bsky.social · 26/11/2024Phoenix residents prepare for Grindr and the DoJ sex offender locator app to LIGHT UP in a couple weeks! 000
Restless @doingourworst.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Musk and Trump have so far seen zero pushback from defense hawks over this btw 000
Restless @doingourworst.bsky.social · 24/11/2024Canadians will literally legislate a subsidy for private burrito taxis before they say yes to a housing development 000