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Failed Padded Panda

@dohmer.bsky.social
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Lvl 44 Panda. Dude. Allegedly. Neurodivergent but ashamed Failed DL, Next to no AB Questioning everything

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Failed Padded Panda @dohmer.bsky.social · 10h
This was the logo Kimberly Clark used, in 1995, in the media kit for the Goodnites launch. This logo was retired in 1986. The last affiliate to use it stopped in 1991. Most using the product weren't alive when it was in use which makes this choice more wild.
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Failed Padded Panda @dohmer.bsky.social · 10h
I am old enough to remember this being the original ad campaign when Goodnites came out in 1995. My small town pharmacy made a display with the media kit for the launch and it was an interesting read. Also, I clearly remember Kimberly Clark dragging out the wrong NBC logo for some reason.
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Failed Padded Panda @dohmer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I had the internet from 12 and mercifully didn't explore anything leading to this there until 18. I dread thinking of I put 2 and 2 together prior.
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Failed Padded Panda @dohmer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
For those of us with things rooted deep in childhood in which everything isn't kink, that page caused psychological harm with it's creepy idealized misandry. Dan Crosby's world was a freaking fever dream in a field of red flags.
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Failed Padded Panda @dohmer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sign me up please!
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Failed Padded Panda @dohmer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
That dent in the middle. 🥵🤩
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Failed Padded Panda @dohmer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I haven't worn in a while, but Northshores of what I've worn, followed by old Crinklz and the ABU shell. I'd probably love Sunkiss, Trest, or Str8up. There's something about the aesthetic of Abenas and Tenas though.
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Failed Padded Panda @dohmer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Its a day of work training drudgery, what better time for #TMITuesday? Ask me anything and enjoy this 2014 shot of some tummy and a wet purple Molicare, the pink Megamax of the time!
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Failed Padded Panda @dohmer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Things that I've learned on FluxFur which is currently down as I type this: @kahncub.bsky.social is awesome and I slept on said awesomeness for wayyyyyyyyy too long.
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Failed Padded Panda @dohmer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
@iced-coffeelvr.bsky.social Certain things live rent free for me. This is one of them youtu.be/OmqAkgq0YPw?...
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Failed Padded Panda @dohmer.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The Abena M4 pattern on a Chinese Megamax/Sunkiss shell would feed thousands. Runner up: Try Again shell but plain.
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Failed Padded Panda @dohmer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
@floofrr.bsky.social I love your new icon!
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Failed Padded Panda @dohmer.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Every OC I have is a cute dorky boy with glasses so sign me up!
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Failed Padded Panda @dohmer.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I gave in to FluxFur because if it's going to drag all the DL's off of Discord, I might as well join. Add me if you're there. This can still use some DL spaces though!
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Failed Padded Panda @dohmer.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Even though all I do here is glaze the padded and gas people up, today is my Level Up day. I wish Bluesky had balloons. Puffed out padding pictures can count as substitutes. Especially clumped up Abena M4/L4s as they practically are balloons then. 😂
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Failed Padded Panda @dohmer.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
TMI Tuesday?
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Failed Padded Panda @dohmer.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
@pupkakashi.bsky.social I have so many questions
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Zoë🦨🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️⚧⚢ @zoeskunk.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I'm disappointed in @timhortonsofficial.bsky.social . You partnered with THE biggest transphobe and neo fascist on the planet. You're selling branded, themed doughnuts and food things that are HER IP. Guess we don't matter to you as a community. Thanks for fucking us over, more.
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Failed Padded Panda @dohmer.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
@pikeskunk.bsky.social How have you been?
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Failed Padded Panda @dohmer.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
TMI Tuesday with a question for everyone who sees this: If you could redo childhood diapered and your parent(s) were willing, would you? Similarly, if you were the caregiver in this situation, would you? (Things have happened close to home that might have broke me, DM for details)
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Failed Padded Panda @dohmer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Am I the only person who seems triggered by some people who have permissive attitudes about toilet training? Something close to my offline life happened and I have feelings about the matter. Who wants to listen?
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Failed Padded Panda @dohmer.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Ask me TMI stuff because its Tuesday?
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Failed Padded Panda @dohmer.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Truth!
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Failed Padded Panda @dohmer.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
A restaurant by me closed and is auctioning off its stuff and this bench is giving me vibes like the bench/changing table that @portaskunkmom.bsky.social had in her hotel room recently.
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Failed Padded Panda @dohmer.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
A now-mutual reblogged this. It reminded me of two things. 1: Pup Vulkan revealing that they're AuDHD. 2: The fact that 1 explains so much. 3: A lot more of their content lives rent free in my brain.
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Failed Padded Panda @dohmer.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I have a whole elaborate scenario for this if anyone wants to listen.
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Lil' Coyle 🍁 @abcshep.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
CW: Venting, hardships, disabilities. A message. Disability. Prideful. Enduring in the face of everything. Art by @pixelpupaussie.bsky.social & @retro-bait.bsky.social
I'm very ill with several things I've had to struggle with almost my entire life, many of which are thankfully not visible, but...
None have reigned over my life more so than my permanent ostomy I wound up with after the many battles I had to go through at a young age to save my life. 

It had gotten so bad that I was given two weeks to live and it left me with a hard decision to make. To allow myself a graceful exit, or to live on knowing what I would have to sacrifice. It's a decision that if I'm being truthful, is still one I often regret to this day... Though I do not expect many to understand why.

It's been a very long and arduous road of trying to heal. Of self discovery, and of acceptance... A life filled with past trauma, and with the curse in knowledge that I must still endure much more well into the future...

Despite that, every day I continue marching on. To live. To spite death for having me go through a couple of near death experiences and all of the challenges it had decided to throw at me along the way.

It's a journey that I know will remain difficult. And as someone who considers himself a fraction of a fully functional person... 
I still try. Even if I sometimes find it impossibly difficult to keep going.

These days I grasp on to any little happiness I can find so I can reflect it 100 fold onto those close to me who have helped me almost every step of the way, and to hopefully be a little ray of light for others who enjoy the works I've been getting, here and elsewhere. That has largely been my mission after all, to make others happy when often times I cannot be happy myself.

Thank you to every single one of you who has ever left me a kind message or has given me fun conversations or happy things to think about. You have no idea just how much they mean to me, and how they keep me going.

And to those who remain by my side, fully understanding of the many struggles I go through, you have my eternal love and gratitude.

-Coyle
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Failed Padded Panda @dohmer.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
@jakey.space I have many questions!
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Failed Padded Panda @dohmer.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I hate to bring politics in were but I tend to agree. My only fear is that I think the Democrats, if allowed to get power, won't act ruthlessly and do things like pack the SCOTUS or force these things through. The period of 2021-25 where Democrats twiddled their thumbs while kicking a can says hi.
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Failed Padded Panda @dohmer.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
It's Tuesday! You know what that means! TMI Tuesday time!
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Failed Padded Panda @dohmer.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I see the pet idea and raise you the idea of being baby to a polycule. Preferably one that is mostly to all female identifying. The paperwork alone to codify it makes me blushy.
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Failed Padded Panda @dohmer.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Let it be known that I remembered and reminded @troubletiger.bsky.social of the best day of their life to date. :3
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Failed Padded Panda @dohmer.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
With which gender?
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Failed Padded Panda @dohmer.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
As I atart to openly question myself, please make me get TMI because it's Tuesday.
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Failed Padded Panda @dohmer.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Ever know someone you liked speaking to but you knew you messed it up and ruined a good thing but it feels impossible to ask for forgiveness?
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Failed Padded Panda @dohmer.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Happy Tuesday! Someone hit me with some TMI stuff as I start to question myself.
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Failed Padded Panda @dohmer.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
@kittycipher.pmd.social How's your day going?
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Failed Padded Panda @dohmer.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
@snuggamer.bsky.social You sir seem awesome!
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Failed Padded Panda @dohmer.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Can I start TMI Tuesday early?
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Failed Padded Panda @dohmer.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I see a tube TV! 😍 A tube TV topped with a Blåhaj from IKEA! 😍🤩 A tube TV topped with a Blåhaj from IKEA wearing a PeekABU hat! 😍🤩🥰🤷🫠☺️ This room is a vibe that presses all the right buttons and then some!
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Failed Padded Panda @dohmer.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I knew this reply I did to a @daddyhockeybro.bsky.social skeet was going to get the attention of @thaton3bbboi.bsky.social because padded hockey is in his wheelhouse! 😂 I've done my work for today!
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Failed Padded Panda @dohmer.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Follow Hydro for all your squishy needs and get her past 1K!
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Failed Padded Panda @dohmer.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
@kittycipher.pmd.social I have questions!
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Failed Padded Panda @dohmer.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
TMI Tuesday. Do your worst!
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Failed Padded Panda @dohmer.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I'm old. Like "regular WFAN listener in the Mike & The Mad Dog heyday" old. That Northshore is buying ads on their 50,000 watts on both AM and FM shows that either radio is dead, Northshore is banking on incontinence normalization amid onshoring, or both. Still beats 1-877-Kars-4-Kids.
A post on Reddit's r/WFAN [a New York City sports radio station, 660 AM/101.9 FM] complaining about NorthShore Care Supply's incontinence products buying radio ad time along "sperm banks...endless gambling sites...and banana hammock underwear."
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Failed Padded Panda @dohmer.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
There is something about 1993 as a year that hits my buttons hard. It felt like the end of an era yet I dwell on what could have been.
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Failed Padded Panda @dohmer.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Oh look, it's Tuesday! TMI Tuesday anyone?
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Failed Padded Panda @dohmer.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
It's Tuesday. You might know what that means? Happy TMI Tuesday?
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Ropt - [Comms: OPEN 10/15] @circusbat.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
bluesky please i beg of you add images to dms im fucking tired of having to make google drive or dropbox links
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Failed Padded Panda @dohmer.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
@dandysavage.bsky.social You sir are awesome!
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